Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chad Holdenford]

Also I noticed the "Moviebob Posting His L's Online" twitter account @MovieBobFails is gone, well well well.

I see why the responsible would delete the handle. It's too redundant, considering MovieBob himself only posts L's.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

That dinosaur wife sounds like a vindictive cunt on the surface but I have to stick up for her.

The 1st red flag is the husband crying for hours over a toy fucking dinosaur and then whining like a bitch online. This is a Manchild to the Ultimate degree and no wonder Blobby identifies with him.

He says the wife was mad because he was tired from taking care of the kids and didn't make her dinner. Translation my wife who works came home expecting me a unemployed stay at home dad to have dinner ready. Not unreasonable IMO.

He then says she got rid of it when she went and got burgers meaning this lazy fuck couldn't even go out to pick up food. Because watching Bob the Builder is exhausting I guess. I mean seriously if the shoe was on the other foot wouldn't us guys be like "What a Lazy Bitch"?

Seems to me this was the final straw and she decided it was time this asshole grew up and I can't blame her.

 

[instythot]

That dinosaur wife sounds like a vindictive cunt on the surface but I have to stick up for her.

The 1st red flag is the husband crying for hours over a toy fucking dinosaur and then whining like a bitch online. This is a Manchild to the Ultimate degree and no wonder Blobby identifies with him.

He says the wife was mad because he was tired from taking care of the kids and didn't make her dinner. Translation my wife who works came home expecting me a unemployed stay at home dad to have dinner ready. Not unreasonable IMO.

He then says she got rid of it when she went and got burgers meaning this lazy fuck couldn't even go out to pick up food. Because watching Bob the Builder is exhausting I guess. I mean seriously if the shoe was on the other foot wouldn't us guys be like "What a Lazy Bitch"?

Seems to me this was the final straw and she decided it was time this asshole grew up and I can't blame her.

No matter whose side you come down on in this situation, vindictive cunt wife or manchild selectively presenting the story in the way he looks least retarded, one of them is better off without the other

 

[UserAccess]

Not a thing. Indeed the whole shebang smells like any tranny's GoFundMe.
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Yes I do. That's why I admire Bobby.

Covid bullshit. AK4WA is Amber Krabach, a Republican who ran for Washington State repeatedly and lost.
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Glenn Greenwald's lived experience tells him that that the extremely traumatizing racial and gender "slurs", which give ivory-tower intellectuals cPTSD, are taken in strides by the working class. Bobby gives us the perspective of the rarified Coastal Elite:
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"I'm calling you Nazis, ghouls, obsolete, people who Don't Matter, but you know I'm just trying to be civil!"

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Waterlogged tunnel and AOC:
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Having been reminded of the Green New Deal makes Bobby more environmentally conscious for a moment:
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Asskissing Raz0rfist:
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WTF.

I'd like you to imagine you're holding a spirited, but private, conversation with someone. You're going back and forward while splitting up the last of your Aussie Cheese Fries at the Outback Steakhouse. This diabetic donut walks up to your table and fires off this unrelated gem that he's certain put you in your place even though it has nothing to do with the topic. He stuffs his cargo pants pockets with two handfuls of your fries and leaves.

This isn't the first time he's done this. He waited for you to talk to your milkman and fired off another "zinger." This same psychotic followed you to Home Depot and did it again when you asked the clerk which wood file set to buy. He followed you to work. The idiot never speaks with you, he just waits until you have a conversation and spits misinformed commentary on it.

The fault lies with Twitter. A person should be allowed four tweets before being throttled. Each tweet after should require a two hour cooldown before tweeting again. This resets every 24 hours. Their current model lets people like Bob get away with shit that would have gotten his ass handed to him a hundred times over.

I'm begging you, Bob. Please try this at your local bar. Interrupt two guys trying to watch the Bruins game with your charming cleverness. The post videos of people dying thread needs the security footage of your malady riddled joke of a body being stomped into a carcass.

 

[Mr. Duck]

I see why the responsible would delete the handle. It's too redundant, considering MovieBob himself only posts L's.

That, or Boebert's autistic fanbase reported it constantly with the excuse of muh targeted harrasment, likely it was the impossible retard.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

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okay blob.
Also I noticed the "Moviebob Posting His L's Online" twitter account @MovieBobFails is gone, well well well.

Was this the profile picture for @MovieBobFails?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Without Twitter, he would shut down mentally. Bob needs to have that kind of engagement because it's the only place in the world where he can show off his "superior mind."
Case in point.

Your making this too complicated

Blobby need Twatter because its his only kind of social activity. Outside of Twatter I doubt Blob speaks to anyone but his own family. His isolation and loneliness are part of what drives him to suck off Twatter e-celebs...anything for a scrape of attention to show that his life isn't completely worthless and empty.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

EDIT:
Originally posted by @SteelPlatedHeart and I missed it.

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https://twitter.com/bbcnewsbutgayer/status/1413339296707325958?s=21

Ok, which one of you lovable faggots did this?

https://twitter.com/BBCNewsButGayer/status/1413339296707325958

https://archive.ph/c8m2a

Your eyes are not deceiving you. Twitter itself recommended this tweet to me. The only thing more bonkers than that is the idiots in the replies and quote tweets who believe this is real. IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY TO VERIFY THAT BOB IS STILL ON YOUTUBE OH WOE IS ME!

This virgin snitching to based gross troon prostitute and his desperate to get in that bussy leaf pet.

That's not all of them. I think you get the point. Fuggin speds.

 

[Meat Target]

Asskissing Raz0rfist:

Danny boy's righteous beatdown probably still hurts Bobby to this day.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bobby, however, doesn't attack the obvious target, namely Garrison's gnarly metaphor:

"I could trip and fall over... and squash to death five better cartoonists...." 8502 confirmed deathfat? Appropriate for someone named after a 2 MHz CPU to not have the brainpower to realize what they were saying about themselves.

Critizing covid-related policies is like yelling "FIRE!" in a crowed theater:

I have to admit when I read "the catchphrase a eugenicist used to support jailing people for criticizing the draft" I had to get to the word "draft" before I realized it wasn't a dunk on MovieBob.

Bobby dispenses relationship advice, and I agree with him:

I'll be damned. If we take what the OP says at face value (a brave choice, to say the least, but I'll run with it) I actually agree with Bob. Truly a red letter day today.

Covid bullshit. AK4WA is Amber Krabach, a Republican who ran for Washington State repeatedly and lost.

... are mailmen prone to prying into personal aspects of your life? "Hey, Mr. Chipman, I see you got a delivery from Japan. More of that Ma-ree-ooh stuff or is this from one of those weird porn stores that censors the girl's pussy so you gotta buy her official sex doll to see it?"

Asskissing Raz0rfist:

I'm genuinely surprised he had anything to say about Razorfist.

I know it's been over half a decade (despite referencing Bob's FIRST Escapist pink slip the early part of the video feels distressingly current) but presuming the video is accurate in its statements they didn't see eye-to-eye at all on at least film and I would suspect most media. And I've seen nothing to make me think either one's changed.

(And those first ten seconds are IMO still a good burn.)

 

[Captain Syrup]

"I could trip and fall over... and squash to death five better cartoonists...." 8502 confirmed deathfat?

I've lost count of the own-goals. "I could squash five people to death..." "ScarJo on a mountain of butter..."

Why does it have to be butter? Why not Jell-O? Or even pudding? Why does he reach for the least flattering analogy?

 

[JayHarrison]

Covid bullshit. AK4WA is Amber Krabach, a Republican who ran for Washington State repeatedly and lost.
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I caught this last night on YouTube...

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Glenn Greenwald's lived experience tells him that that the extremely traumatizing racial and gender "slurs", which give ivory-tower intellectuals cPTSD, are taken in strides by the working class. Bobby gives us the perspective of the rarified Coastal Elite:
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"I'm calling you Nazis, ghouls, obsolete, people who Don't Matter, but you know I'm just trying to be civil!"

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In the world of idiotic political takes, nothing outlasts the Moviebob. Bob keeps going... and going... and going... and going...

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Waterlogged tunnel and AOC:
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The only way to get any honesty here is to mine AOC's tweet for a quote:

"The Green New Deal [...] blueprint to [...] stem climate change [...] is unrealistic."

Even if all the polar ice caps melt and sea levels rise 20-something feet (6.1 meters), only those who live adjacent to the coast are going to need "swim to work" down the street; it's a relatively small number in regards to the country's overall population. Moviebob has already negated any potential benefits the Green Raw Deal may have when he stated that "oxygen quality doesn't adhere to state lines" (2021.06.06). Even if America's air quality is the squeakiest-clean in the world, hardly anything will prevent air and water pollution from crossing the Mexican and Canadian borders.

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Having been reminded of the Green New Deal makes Bobby more environmentally conscious for a moment:
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The human brain is also a big fan of oxygen, something Bob's brain is in desperate need of.

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WTF.

The first eight seconds of this clip seem applicable. Just replace James Avery's role of Phillip Banks with Moviebob acting as himself.

Transcript:
Phillip Banks: [holds up a skinless chicken thigh] "What the heck is this?"
Geoffrey Butler: "Chicken, sir." [beat] "Oh! You probably don't recognize it without a thick coating of batter and gravy."

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Moviebob gave Black Widow an 8 out of 10?

God, he has the worst taste. It's not a terrible movie, but it's not outstanding in any way. I give it a 6 out of 10.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

However, ever since Chris charged into the lolcow arena, I've found him more fascinating. How does a man who did life right on paper (stem degree, family, house) suddenly decide to look to fucking Moviebob as a career role model? How does a functional adult suddenly forget how taxes work and have an oopsie that he begs to try to cover? (Ps, did we get a recent-ish update on Chris' tax fuckup since I've taken one of my periodic Bob breaks due to the repetitiveness of Bob's Twitter?)

I think the reason we're astonished at Chris is because we've never seen him without the filter Bob provided. Bob was omnipresent on Twitter long before Chris arrived on the scene, and he presented Chris in the most basic of lights, so we simply assumed Chris had his shit together. In truth, I think we're seeing the real Chris Chipman, instead of the fantasy we built up in our own heads.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I believe Garrison is aware of the label criticism and counters with "it's exactly what I'm going for. Go look at political cartoons from a hundred years ago. I miss that"

Garrison's audience is also boomers who need shit labeled for them.

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I'd like you to imagine you're holding a spirited, but private, conversation with someone. You're going back and forward while splitting up the last of your Aussie Cheese Fries at the Outback Steakhouse. This diabetic donut walks up to your table and fires off this unrelated gem that he's certain put you in your place even though it has nothing to do with the topic. He stuffs his cargo pants pockets with two handfuls of your fries and leaves.

This isn't the first time he's done this. He waited for you to talk to your milkman and fired off another "zinger." This same psychotic followed you to Home Depot and did it again when you asked the clerk which wood file set to buy. He followed you to work. The idiot never speaks with you, he just waits until you have a conversation and spits misinformed commentary on it.

The fault lies with Twitter. A person should be allowed four tweets before being throttled. Each tweet after should require a two hour cooldown before tweeting again. This resets every 24 hours. Their current model lets people like Bob get away with shit that would have gotten his ass handed to him a hundred times over.

I'm begging you, Bob. Please try this at your local bar. Interrupt two guys trying to watch the Bruins game with your charming cleverness. The post videos of people dying thread needs the security footage of your malady riddled joke of a body being stomped into a carcass.

I just want to know what rainforest he is referencing (I'm assuming Amazon just because that's the one the normies heard about) and what the ever living fuck the status of a jungle burning down has to do with Ashli Babbitt???

Was this a clever pwn in Bob's mind?

 

[Bolo]

Garrison's audience is also boomers who need shit labeled for them.


I just want to know what rainforest he is referencing (I'm assuming Amazon just because that's the one the normies heard about) and what the ever living fuck the status of a jungle burning down has to do with Ashli Babbitt???

Was this a clever pwn in Bob's mind?

Greenwald now lives in Brazil with his partner and until recently he used to cover Brazilian politics and the shit show they are, so Robert is talking about the Amazon and the forest fires made to open space for cattle.

I don't know why Robert thinks Greenwald, a north American, has any responsability to deliver his input in a Brazilian issue just because he lives here. What do you want from the guy Robert? to state the obvious, that unsanctioned forest fires are bad? Also, the amazon forest is pretty big you know, so, does Greenwald needs to buttfuck a Colombian to opine on the forest devastation they make there as well?

And the whole "asking for a friend, big fan oxygen" fucking hell dude, this shit about "Amazonia is the lungs of the world" is such a bullshit, about 80% or more in the oxygen in out atmosphere comes from the sea, from planctons and other forms of micro organisms, living in the water, you know, shit you learn from elementary schools.

If you wanna protect the rain forest, cool, but if you wanna condescend, don't stumble in grade school facts to do so.

 

[instythot]

I think the reason we're astonished at Chris is because we've never seen him without the filter Bob provided. Bob was omnipresent on Twitter long before Chris arrived on the scene, and he presented Chris in the most basic of lights, so we simply assumed Chris had his shit together. In truth, I think we're seeing the real Chris Chipman, instead of the fantasy we built up in our own heads.

There's certainly an element of that at play, but viewing it from that angle immediately makes me wonder "if Chris has been this stupid, easily influenced and abrasive all along, how in the hell did he end up where he is in the first place?"

 

[Adamska]

Greenwald now lives in Brazil with his partner and until recently he used to cover Brazilian politics and the shit show they are, so Robert is talking about the Amazon and the forest fires made to open space for cattle.

I don't know why Robert thinks Greenwald, a north American, has any responsability to deliver his input in a Brazilian issue just because he lives here. What do you want from the guy Robert? to state the obvious, that unsanctioned forest fires are bad? Also, the amazon forest is pretty big you know, so, does Greenwald needs to buttfuck a Colombian to opine on the forest devastation they make there as well?

And the whole "asking for a friend, big fan oxygen" fucking hell dude, this shit about "Amazonia is the lungs of the world" is such a bullshit, about 80% or more in the oxygen in out atmosphere comes from the sea, from planctons and other forms of micro organisms, living in the water, you know, shit you learn from elementary schools.

If you wanna protect the rain forest, cool, but if you wanna condescend, don't stumble in grade school facts to do so.

Bob thinks the white man should speak for brown people, and by think I mean accidentally said because he's a crayon eating retard who spews out words without thinking. It's about on par with the time he also wanted all the darkies in the black belt do die because so many of them are wasteland ghouls, or how his 3rd rate high school was only there to prevent the hoodlums from being with the dark hoodlums.

 

[UserAccess]

Garrison's audience is also boomers who need shit labeled for them.


I just want to know what rainforest he is referencing (I'm assuming Amazon just because that's the one the normies heard about) and what the ever living fuck the status of a jungle burning down has to do with Ashli Babbitt???

Was this a clever pwn in Bob's mind?

Does Bob think it was clever? Sure. Shit, I think in his mind, he's beyond clever. He thinks he's making a difference.

Somewhere, Bob sees Greenwald looking at his empty glass but goes straight for the bottle instead. He takes a long pull, then sighs while nervously attacking the hangnail on his thumb.

"God dammit," Greenwald murmurs through clamped teeth. "That Bob kid got me again."

 

[Mola Ram]

Does Bob think it was clever? Sure. Shit, I think in his mind, he's beyond clever. He thinks he's making a difference.

Somewhere, Bob sees Greenwald looking at his empty glass but goes straight for the bottle instead. He takes a long pull, then sighs while nervously attacking the hangnail on his thumb.

"God dammit," Greenwald murmurs through clamped teeth. "That Bob kid got me again."

What's especially funny about this is that Greenwald doesn't even bother to block Bob. I suspect he may have muted him years ago, or -- and this would be even more humiliating -- he simply ignores anything Bob says as the drooling jeers of a submental oaf.