Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Valeyard]

I know Bob is an expert in everything and has a love for girl dick, so has he had any super hot takes on his fellow internet retard Chris Chan? Or has he remained silent because it hits too close to home and at least Chris has lost his v-card?

There hasn’t been any comment from him, but I think that at most he’d retweet his Angels should any of them say something about not misgendering Chris.

 

[Bolo]

The guy is vaccinated, so at most he will have a flu a bit more nasty than usual. He might need to even stay in bed for the weekend.

Truly the hammer of God here.

Just a few days ago Robert and other retards were celebrating that Lindsat Graham also got covid, so just yesterday he was talking about his ordeal with covid: "Saying he felt “achy and kind of yucky” through the weekend"

Graham says he's told Trump to 'speak up' on COVID vaccines

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — As he recovers from a breakthrough infection of the coronavirus, Sen. Lindsey Graham said Thursday that he has urged former President Donald Trump to press his supporters to get the COVID-19 vaccine, which the South Carolina Republican called “the antidote to the virus...

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I mean, it is the divine scourge that has desended upon us.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Jeff Bezos? Although Bobby faults him for not replacing his human slaves with robots fast enough.

Chris retweets this wall of text, and the extended Chipman family hold a convo (Sarah is Chris's wife. Angela Marie, given her maiden name Desmond, might be related to Sarah)
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Spoiler: Wall of text

Okay, I've spent the last 5+ days vacillating between furious, sad, depressed, and vengeful regarding the resurgence of Covid, though I guess it hasn't really resurged as much as "never gone away." If you are friends with me, and you haven't been vaccinated, and you have questions or concerns about it, please reach out to me and I will do my best to calm your fears.
I truly believe the only way this is going to end is if enough people are vaccinated that Covid doesn't have enough hosts. Until then, it is going to continue to mutate and change and eventually the current vaccines will not be protective against it.

Common concerns:
-rapidity of vaccine development - There are four big reasons why this was able to come together so quickly. First, scientists have been working on mRNA vaccines for A DECADE and were able to adapt existing technology to use here. Second, billions of dollars was thrown at this at the same time because everyone wanted to solve this problem as fast as possible. Generally, vaccine development is slower due to lack of financing, that was not the case here. Third, similarly to #2, a ton of companies all started working on this at the same time. Labs all over the earth jumped to it, partly due to financing being available and partly due to WANTING TO SOLVE THIS.

-the vaccine will cause me to get Covid/change my DNA/cause Covid mutations - no. This is not how vaccines work. These vaccines do not contain any Covid particles, so there is no way for them to "give" you covid. People feel sick for a day or two after because your immune system is functioning well. They cannot change your DNA - the particles in it do not even go into the nucleus, which is where DNA lives. The mRNA is instructions for how to make a protein that is displayed on the surface of our cells, this protein resembles a protein on the Covid virus and triggers our immune system to make antibodies against things that look like the protein. The reason that the vaccine could become ineffective is that if Covid mutates to the point where it does not display the same protein, our immune system will not recognize it any longer. The immunization cannot cause Covid mutations - covid mutations can only occur when a person is infected with virus and the virus itself mutates during the replication process. This happens ALL THE TIME with viruses and is the reason you get colds multiple times/year and we have to have flu shots annually. Sometimes these mutations are useless - they don't change the virus in any way - and sometimes they make it more infectious, more transmissible, or able to cause other symptoms.

- MAH FREEEEEEDOM - Sorry, the only response I have to this is "stop being a selfish asshole." This has nothing to do with freedom. This has to do with stopping a pandemic that has killed hundreds of thousands of people. Maybe you will be next (and no, I'm not being dramatic)? And even if you don't die of it, you really don't want any of the long-term effects that can occur even with MILD or ASYMPTOMATIC illness.
-Edited to add: I am a family nurse practitioner. Not an epidemiologist, but I do have a background in science and health.

Re: the first point. I expect a family nursing practitioner to know about clinical trials? People are not overly concerned how rapid was the lab phase of vaccine development is; people are concerned that Big Pharma, with governmental blessing, is using the whole population in the world in the largest Phase 3 Trial in history -- and people are being roped into the trial without meaningful consent (and no: "you can choose to get the vaccine or you can choose to lose your job" isn't "consent".)

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Delta originated in India in late 2020, well before the global vaccine craze started -- and even to this day India is woefully short of vaccines. And it turns out that the existing vaccines is extremely ineffective against Delta infections -- I grant that the "wait-and-see" crowd have won this round.

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Problem one with this health expert is that none of the vaccines are a cure. They just lessens your symptoms. The line "I truly believe the only way this is going to end is if enough people are vaccinated that Covid doesn't have enough hosts" is what throws anything she has to say into the garbage, for me. You are not immune when you take the poke, as evident from places like the UK where over half of their new infections are people who have had both shots, so how would this be limiting hosts for Corona-chan? If Bob had posted this thot I would say that he saw a woman who claimed to be an expert in something, was saying something that Bob agrees with so he claps like a seal. The reason Chris posted it is because he's really dumb.

If this Loder's information is verifiably false, wouldn't that constitute libel?

Maybe but who's gonna get it through a court? You would have to prove that Chad knew it was false and all he would have to do is say "YA HONNOR! I'MA DUMMA THAN PIG SHEEEEEEEEIT YA HONNOR! I DINNA KNOW YA HONNOR!"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Reading Bob's tweets nearly made me blow a gasket- but then it occurred to me that this is Bob's default state of being. Always angry, all the time. Constantly feeling a seething rage at everything and everyone, and it's not hard to see why: everyone he encounters has something he doesn't. Tucker Carlson draws in millions of views for his show and has had sex at least four times, while Bob's an angry virgin who struggles to break 20k views on his videos. The people who refuse to be vaccinated are able to withstand Covid better than Bob's rotting body ever will. People on Twitter are able to use 240 characters to edify and educate, while Bob needs an entire book to make a very simple point. Many humans Bob's age have accomplished something to be proud of, while Bob's smug arrogance (though it is annoying) is entirely a façade- nothing but empty bravado.

His smug tweets may be infuriating, but never forget: they're all he has. Without Twitter, he has nothing. He'd need need to face the reality that he's a failure in every way, shape, and form.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Reading Bob's tweets nearly made me blow a gasket- but then it occurred to me that this is Bob's default state of being. Always angry, all the time. Constantly feeling a seething rage at everything and everyone, and it's not hard to see why: everyone he encounters has something he doesn't.

He's going to die from a heart attack or obese stroke here sooner or later. His dreams of a cyborg body washed away in grease and angry posting about people he never interacts with, ever.

Imagine killing yourself and constantly being mad just because political heads on TV tell you to be angry all the time, lol. And this fat retarded nigger believes that he is an intellectual.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob should stop sharing so openly about his fetishes if he’s concerned about coming off as a sexist creep. It’s gross to know he has such a boner for tall women, and I can imagine how it makes women feel. No wonder he’s forever alone; Bob is just so oblivious to his own fucked up traits and behaviors.

Nobody wants to know the sexual fantasies of a fat, ugly, 40-something year old guy.

I wonder if he just has a fucked up self image, or body dysmorphia, and he doesn't understand that this shit isn't cute when somebody like him does it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder if he just has a fucked up self image, or body dysmorphia, and he doesn't understand that this shit isn't cute when somebody like him does it.

I think he’s one of the least self-aware people I’ve ever observed. Imagine thinking anyone wants to be privy to your sexual fetishes and then putting it all out there to strangers on Twitter. Classic lolcow behavior but still pretty sick.

 

[JayHarrison]

Reading Bob's tweets nearly made me blow a gasket- but then it occurred to me that this is Bob's default state of being. Always angry, all the time. [...] Many humans Bob's age have accomplished something to be proud of, while Bob's smug arrogance (though it is annoying) is entirely a façade- nothing but empty bravado.

You forget his sense of self-entitlement to futuristic technologies, none of which he has actually contributed to.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob is just so oblivious to his own fucked up traits and behaviors.

As always, it's worth noting that that's a sign of autism.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

As always, it's worth noting that that's a sign of autism.

True, but many of Bob's personality traits meet the criteria of narcissistic personality disorder.

• A grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g. exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) Check.
• Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love. Check.
• Believing that they are "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) Check.
• Requiring excessive admiration Check.
• A sense of entitlement (unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with their expectations) Check.
• Being interpersonally exploitative (taking advantage of others to achieve their own ends)
• Lacking empathy: unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others. Check.
• Often being envious of others or believing that others are envious of them. Check.
• Showing arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes. Check.

 

[Felis Meanis]

How are they meant to survive?

Have you so completely forgotten who it is we're dealing with here?

 

[jason analberg]

You reminded me of this RT he did yesterday:
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Lol bob. Just lol

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

You see, he has a film degree he barely used (mainly with the Game Overthinker) and technically he does reviews so it counts. Ignore that he's the only film degree student I've met that does reviews that NEVER made a movie during his career doing internet reviews.

He games because a long time ago he used to do the Game Overthinker. Ignore that he stopped making that show. Ignore that he stopped playing post N64, only got back into it loosely with the GBA having an NES lookalike edition with classic Bing Bing Wahoo, and also that he mostly just watched his family play games to pretend he knows anything.

He techs because he... uhh... well fuck this is so smoothbrained. When I think of tech, I think of things like fixing basic errors made by boomering, hardware fixes, or software wizardry. It's multiple disciplines, and Bob is retarded and knows nothing about any of them. He just wants his Matrioshka Brain to crawl into so he can Bing Bing Wahoo forever.

This suddenly makes me remember I made a cringe worthy "film" back in high school for a student run film festival. And I did in fact earn some kind of money for it.

I have more of a claim to working in film than Movie Blob does. And I don't work in film. Hell, my efforts to make game mods makes me more of a game designer than Bob is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

True, but many of Bob's personality traits meet the criteria of narcissistic personality disorder.

• A grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g. exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) Check.
• Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love. Check.
• Believing that they are "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) Check.
• Requiring excessive admiration Check.
• A sense of entitlement (unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with their expectations) Check.
• Being interpersonally exploitative (taking advantage of others to achieve their own ends)
• Lacking empathy: unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others. Check.
• Often being envious of others or believing that others are envious of them. Check.
• Showing arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes. Check.

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Co-morbidities are a thing, after all.

Also, as much as I get Bob hating on a republican for being republican, the dude is suing a democrat for NOT wearing a mask. Did the dude himself wear a mask? Yes? Then he was doing the "right" thing according to Bob. So then this entire thing is hypocrisy on Bob's part, because the Republican in question is obviously not a "GQP mask denier". It's not even justice. It's irony, but not definitely NOT "justice".

 

[Kurgan]

The last I heard of Bob, everyone was making fun of his show because it got canceled on the escapist.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Co-morbidities are a thing, after all.

I’ve always found the autism speculation a bit of a stretch. Frankly, it’s too easy an excuse. Bob’s just an oblivious asshole. But that was before his final (for now) attempt to coax Lindsay into acknowledging his existence on Twitter. Really, who fucking knows at this point? But he’s definitely still an oblivious asshole.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I’ve always found the autism speculation a bit of a stretch. Frankly, it’s too easy an excuse.

Autists are slow to defend other autists in these situations. Autism is no excuse for bad behavior. Unless you are severely developmentally-delayed: lower IQ than a house cat, can't be toilet-trained, that sort of thing.

Bob just interprets the stunned silence of his audience for the lack of a counter-argument.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I’ve always found the autism speculation a bit of a stretch. Frankly, it’s too easy an excuse. Bob’s just an oblivious asshole. But that was before his final (for now) attempt to coax Lindsay into acknowledging his existence on Twitter. Really, who fucking knows at this point? But he’s definitely still an oblivious asshole.

well, the thing is, (speaking from absolute experience), Autists CAN be oblivious assholes, and have no clue that they're being oblivious assholes. Or even an inkling, and it takes 30,000 inklings to make a clue.

I had to LEARN self-awareness and how to put myself in others' shoes (and it wasn't on my own, I had to have help -and ironically it was actually a few years before I learned I was an autist). Bob never did.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Razorfist is fucking Moviebob where he breathes.

 

[RandomBattles]

He would shove down the happy pills because he's a self admitted miserable person.

Like no joke, this is just a random sample of a search through his Twitter feed for the term.
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And I found one tweet about his dad that is... interesting.
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Notice how all, except one of those tweets, are post-Trump. Trump broke alot of people's brains.