Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Wulfpack Legend]

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Bob and Lily Orchid talking about other people being assholes has completely overloaded my irony processor.

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WHAT? No she didn't! Her lightsaber was 1 color: yellow. Did Bob even WATCH these damn movies?

I think this might allude to it:

 

[Flexo]

Your postman might be a nazi. The ice cream man is definitely a nazi. The paint guy at Lowes? You'd bet your ass he's a nazi. They're all in it together. Remember, Bob *actually* believes what it's hurting my fingers to type because it's so fucking stupid.

Your cab driver might be a nazi...

I think this might allude to it:
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Thanks for that info. It still astounds me how badly he doesn't understand anything.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1436303797773611029

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Satan.… "​

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This is pretty astounding coming from someone who boasts his street cred of growing up Catholic and going to Catholic schools. Maybe the church and school he went to is the Boston equivalent of mountain jews?

Wut?


And that's being the most autistic possible about it, searching for exactly that phrase, in the Complete Jewish Bible translation on Biblegateway.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@Flexo, I don’t wish to quarrel but the Jewish Bible doesn’t contain any of the books listed in that screenshot. However, while it differs significantly from the Christian presentation, the concept of the Satan is prominent in Jewish theology. As usual, Bob is a fucking retard who thinks he’s a genius.

 

[Flexo]

@Flexo, I don’t wish to quarrel but the Jewish Bible doesn’t contain any of the books listed in that screenshot. However, while it differs significantly from the Christian presentation, the concept of the Satan is prominent in Jewish theology. As usual, Bob is a fucking retard who thinks he’s a genius.

Not the Jewish Bible. The CJB translation.

What is the Complete Jewish Bible (CJB)? | GotQuestions.org

What is the Complete Jewish Bible (CJB)? Is the Complete Jewish Bible a good and accurate translation of the Bible?

www.gotquestions.org

Of course the NIV and KJV have the word in them. I was picking out a NT translation that if it was going to have any alternative to that word... (and yes the accuser, snake, beast, etc is all over the OT as well)

(Also realized my auto correct had messed up a word in my previous post. Fixed it.)

 

[Franz Joseph]

Bob really hit the life lottery by being fortunate enough to be born in this time period. He brings nothing of value, hell, hes a net drain on society at large. If he was born say, 120 years ago, he would have either
1) starved to death.

2) be working at a back breaking factory 6 days, 80 hours a week.

3) up against a wall or facing a ditch, about to be eating a bullet for lunch.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

MovieBob, the great Catholic student, thinks SATAN ain't in the Bible?

Vade retro, PelliculaRobertus.

(I New-Latin-wiktionaried that word and got lazy declining it, no promises of accuracy.)

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Most of the time Bob tries to downplay how much he worships the MCU, and Disney in general.

But every now and again, when he's deep into anger or despair, he'll let it all out. He'll bare his soul to you, and tell you that he can't find much of anything in this world to get behind other than Disney's corporate product.

What an empty existence.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

All of this is from @Positron - I just can't quote him because KF spazzed out. I quoted the last image because Positron said something relevant after it.

Your "3 year old nephew" is not going to die of the kung flu because the only children it kills are some combination of asthmatic, overweight and immunocompromised. I can understand why he might be overweight, but I'm not sure he's any of the others.

"The survivors of [my] generation" will take power, as every other generation has beforehand. While I'm not sure we're going to start massacring our olders, we might make an exception for Moviebob.

David Hogg is incredibly naive if he thinks the party he's spent the last two years yoking himself to will do anything about taxing billionaires.

Moviebob fails to realise that if "populism" is the same as fascism, AOC is therefore a fascist. On the other hand, he probably wants that to be the case so she can serve as the Empress of Bobtopia once the mayo ghouls have been exterminated, so I wouldn't tell him that.

This is less that and more "give them an inch, and they take a mile".

Fifty years ago, these groups "just wanted to decriminalise gay sex". Forty years ago, they "just wanted to stop AIDS". Thirty years ago, they "just wanted to promote supporting LGBT in schools". Twenty years ago, they "just wanted civil unions". Ten years ago, they "just wanted to marry". If you can't see that the slippery slope is real, or that its conclusion is "we just want to have sex with kids", then you're pretty darn blind.

Do I even need to play the "replace 'Trump supporters' with 'Jews' game here"?

Let's pretend that every member of the (at that time relatively insignificant) NSDAP and that every member of the Thule Society (which was basically a bunch of students and noblemen larping as Vikings, but whatever) all fall down a cliff while practicing goose-stepping or whatever.

None of this stops Mussolini from taking over in Italy. Mussolini would be far more likely to back a German fascist movement that was led by people who were less... well, "Nazi-y" - he didn't have any special use for Jews or Slavs, but he also didn't hate them and Mussolini only persecuted Italian Jews when the Nazis put pressure on him. If German fascism looks more like the Fatherland Front in Austria and less like the Nazis, then Mussolini would have supported it far more, and a fascist state would have come about quicker in Germany. Congratulations, Moviebob, you helped fascism win!

Do people actually use "You goddam Malthus!" as an insult?

No. What happens is that people compare Bob's insistence that wir mussen die Mayo-Ghoulen ausrotten with Malthusianism, and Bob gets mad when that happens.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

What the Fuck why not get a little Autistic right now a Letter by Bobert if born 120 years ago to his parents.

Dear Mom and Dad,

Well since being drafted my Commanding Officer I will not call that troglodyte my superior so my commanding officer gave me the important mission of surveying the No Man's Land. While on this very important mission that he entrusted no one else with and was so important my fellow soldiers cheered as I went over the Trench I met a nice German Dispatch Runner named Adolf. Adolf is a nice guy with some really good ideas and I've decided to stay in Germany. At home I'd only be cog in the machine that rewards the backward while here I can help lead us into the Superior Future where the backward will be left behind.

Your Son Bob.

 

[RockVolnutt]

MovieBob, the great Catholic student, thinks SATAN ain't in the Bible?

Vade retro, PelliculaRobertus.

(I New-Latin-wiktionaried that word and got lazy declining it, no promises of accuracy.)

I think he's mixing up it up with Lucifer's questionable status depending on translation. That's a common trivia thing that sometimes comes up.

 

[JayHarrison]

Once again, my keyboard is getting a workout.

Brandon Darby, Breitbart: One can be vaccinated, hope others get vaccinated, and also not support mandates. I'm seeing a lot of people who think there's a Team A and a Team B on this issue [...] that's just no the way it is.

Moviebob, disinformation superspreader: Counterpoint: Yeah there is though. People can die from the virus, [the vaccine is] fucking free, there's zero reason NOT to [be vaccinated] and you get the EXTREMELY pleasant bonus of making like just a little bit more unpleasant for the Trumpsuckers. Jabs aweigh!

Twitter. Blatant TOS violation. Get on it.

Twitter user Jimmy Two Shoes: So [...] the plan to get the nasty MAGA crowd to vaccinate is to call them names and set a goal of making them miserable. Sounds legit. Very persuasive.

Moviebob, misinformation superspreader: No, step one is to get the normal people comfortably reflexed with treating the MAGA crowd like garbage they should enthusiastically exclude from all social spaces, companionship and basic interactions until they grow up and evolve into 21st Century human beings.

Go fuck yourself, Bob!

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Michael Gardocki, Youtube content creator: You would have turned in Anne Frank.

Moviebob, discontent instigator: No. I would've arranged the lifetime imprisonment or "accidental" deaths of Anton Drexier, Dietrich Eckhart [...] Adolf Hitler and other members of the [...] "Thule Society"...

Given Moviebob's petulant "me, me, ME!" attitude, the only possible outcome is...

---

Positron: Bobby endorses UBI; he just doesn't endorse Andrew Yang because Bobby is racist (if the search function works you may search this thread). Tactics, targets.

Twitter user common_stickbug: Bob I know you hate [universal basic income] since none of the Avengers have endorsed it, but just think of how many more burgers and Nintendo games you could buy with an extra $1000 a month.

Moviebob, greedy slob: I have actually supported UBI [...] publicly--[...] not as a replacement for federal benefits; rather as an addition to existing ones.

In other words, spending money the U.S. government doesn't actually have and can't feasibly come up with. Great financial plan, dipshit.

Moviebob, hateful slob: I hope you are more interesting when you graduate High School. I know I was.

I'm shocked Moviebob was ever smart enough to graduate from preschool.

common_stickbug: But Bob, doesn't that mean the inferior conservatives get money too? I thought you wanted them to perish in your Social Darwinist Retro-Gamer regime...

Looks like common_stickbug's been paying attention!

Moviebob, flip-flopping slob: Stepping on one's own dick in order to ensure that someone else is also stepped on is the clumsy footwork of Conservatives. I prefer to step around mine.

I don't even think Moviebo's genitalia can be viewed clearly, even with the world's most powerful electron telescope.

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Twitter user Commisar_Jane: ...I'm starting to suspect that cohort of journalists is increasingly like journalism's answer to Bill Maher, men who think they're progressive but their policy and politics wise?

Moviebob, regressive Leftist: They are young men becoming middle-aged men, desperately struggling against the inevitable realization that they have simply aged into Conservative Republicans their fathers did by trying to rearrange the language. I mean this positively...

"I mean this positively"?

Leftoids like Bob have already attempted this. And, like Moviebob, they've failed every time.

Moviebob, degenerate Leftist: ...when I hear [conservatives] chortle about how "The so-called Communists are just the left just the DSA and just the Democrats' etc...

Punctuation, please.

Moviebob, unrepentant Leftist: ...I can't help but [...] understand THEIR point, WHY it is supposed to be "cutting" and [...] think "...yes, and?" [...] do they think The Binary is an ACCIDENT of history? [...] The machinery hasn't WORKED for a certain amount of time and they aren't a part of it? They scoff at "American Exceptionalism"...

The FUCK they do, Bob! You absolutely despise America.

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Moviebob, possible reincarnation of Adolf Hitler: Awful lot of people who complain about "Everything you don't like is literally Hitler!"

[record scratch!]

I don't compare Moviebob to Adolf Hitler simply because I hate him. There are MANY things that I utterly loathe that I could never--and would never--compare to Hitler (cilantro, diarrhea, thunderstorms, 2 Broke Girls). The one and only reason I compare Moviebob to Hitler is, simply, because Bob's political viewpoints are actually comparable to those of Hitler!

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Positron: Bobby endorses purity politics with a Machiavellian twist.

Twitter user Mahashraya: ...how do you build wider solidarity when you're rejected by political allies for your identity?

Moviebob, sworn enemy of solidarity: Recognize they there are NOT your allies and [...] you don't need them in your fight against oppression--but you might ned their "stuff"...

n other words, use them as a means to an end. It's the Moviebob philosophy in a nutshell: "No bad tactics, only bad TARGETS."

Moviebob, sworn enemy of human decency: ...if they'd like to come with it they can get over themselves...

"Getting over one's self" is something that Moviebob has demonstrated time after time... after time... AFTER TIME... that he is literally not capable of doing.

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Michael Gardocki: Remember when American politics wasn't about winning and losing, it was about what's best for America? Good times.

Moviebob, tory: When was that? Because there was a "1/3 are Patriots, 1/3 is with the British and 1/3 is wait-and-see" during the "REVOLUTINOARY WAR"...

That math doesn't make any damn sense. I can understand three sides to the war, but being evenly divided? Nope. If anything it would be 2% people who'd like to stay out of matters if at all possible, 49% of people are fighting for America's independence, and 49% of people who are fighting for the British to maintain control of New England.

Care to guess which side Moviebob's on? I'll offer you two hints: He's not with the two percent of neutrals, and he SURE AS FUCK ain't with the side fighting for America, given his perpetually globalistic worldview.

 

[blablabla]

bobbo retardo should count his blessing
this is the only time in human history a useless piece of shit like himself still is alive

 

[Flexo]

That math doesn't make any damn sense. I can understand three sides to the war, but being evenly divided? Nope. If anything it would be 2% people who'd like to stay out of matters if at all possible, 49% of people are fighting for America's independence, and 49% of people who are fighting for the British to maintain control of New England.

Care to guess which side Moviebob's on? I'll offer you two hints: He's not with the two percent of neutrals, and he SURE AS FUCK ain't with the side fighting for America, given his perpetually globalistic worldview.

"Historians are the long-view sort, so I tend to agree that the Hartford Convention of 1814-15 was the last chance to avoid a civil war. Had the damn Yankees had the balls to follow through with their threats of secession — yeah, kids, despite what you’ve been told, all that “states’ rights” stuff actually comes straight outta Boston — we might’ve avoided much later unpleasantness." -Source

Weird. There goes my phone again posting random factoids...

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

@make_it_so: “What kind of pathetic existence is it where your sole motivation for wanting to live on "this rock" isn't the beauty and wonders of the world, or the possibilities you could forge in your life, but fucking cartoons and capeshit? And for that you will let a bunch of socially isolated but influential people lord over you and worship them, while they probably don't even know or care that you exist?”

Sorry, this post is a bit late but I wanted to say something on this subject.

One of the things that baffles me about people like Bob is their obsession with fictional characters and celebrities. I’ve seen people on different social media sites worship fictional characters/celebrities like their gods.

Why would anyone worship a fictional character? They’re imaginary. And why would you worship celebrities and let them tell you what to do?

Can someone explain it to me, please?

 

[Chad Holdenford]

@make_it_so: “What kind of pathetic existence is it where your sole motivation for wanting to live on "this rock" isn't the beauty and wonders of the world, or the possibilities you could forge in your life, but fucking cartoons and capeshit? And for that you will let a bunch of socially isolated but influential people lord over you and worship them, while they probably don't even know or care that you exist?”

Sorry, this post is a bit late but I wanted to say something on this subject.

One of the things that baffles me about people like Bob is their obsession with fictional characters and celebrities. I’ve seen people on different social media sites worship fictional characters/celebrities like their gods.

Why would anyone worship a fictional character? They’re imaginary. And why would you worship celebrities and let them tell you what to do?

Can someone explain it to me, please?

I think we discussed this already, can't recall when, but basically, all these people were raised with next to no outside experience, filling their time with whatever short-term pleasures they could find.

As a result, they turned these items into their raison d'etres. They need their approval and their representation through these purely fictional representations of a reality that is simply not feasible because they attached their entire ethos to those since their formative years.

Now we have literal manchildren like Generalissimo Blobbo, who actually feel perfectly comfortable in saying these ephemeral pieces of pop culture that may not even stand the test of time in 10 years' time are good substitutes for real-life goals and philosophies.

This is what we get when children have shitty parents whose idea of raising kids is "just leave them watching TV or playing on the tablet until they get tired and bored." Their attention span is substituted by a constant craving of dopamine hits that only consumerism can provide. No more questioning, just consoom products and look forward for the next products. As you know, the subject of this thread had incredibly lazy and lenient parents whose sole attempt to treat their kid was easily thwarted after a temper tantrum and a SNES gift.

Also, they are the good guys and the forefront fighters in the war against obscurantism and disdain for all things science and progress. This is what we also get when raising kids on fiction works: A pathological need to separate things into good vs. bad, following the basic scheme of fictional confrontations.

 

[Koby_Fish]

@make_it_so: “What kind of pathetic existence is it where your sole motivation for wanting to live on "this rock" isn't the beauty and wonders of the world, or the possibilities you could forge in your life, but fucking cartoons and capeshit? And for that you will let a bunch of socially isolated but influential people lord over you and worship them, while they probably don't even know or care that you exist?”

Sorry, this post is a bit late but I wanted to say something on this subject.

One of the things that baffles me about people like Bob is their obsession with fictional characters and celebrities. I’ve seen people on different social media sites worship fictional characters/celebrities like their gods.

Why would anyone worship a fictional character? They’re imaginary. And why would you worship celebrities and let them tell you what to do?

Can someone explain it to me, please?

Bob has claimed he's not an atheist, but he sure talks like the fedora-y-est of fedora tippers. Maybe he thinks there is A Supreme Being or Impersonal Cosmic Force, but that it's definitely NOT "sky-daddy" (the Abrahamic concept of God, oversimplified). As such he and his senpais, whatever the case individually, treat God and Jesus as fictional characters along with Zeus and Buddha. So then by extension since Deities that are recognized and worshipped by humanity are regarded by the fedora-tippers and Bob as "Fictional Characters", then it suddenly makes sense to worship other fictional characters, like Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers/Brie Larson), Rey, and Batwhamen.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

For all of you FOOLISH BELIEVERS, Bob is no neck bearding, fedora toting, Atheist. He has received revelation. HE KNOWS THE TRUTH.

The animating force in this world is not some backwards deity of an ancient desert dwelling religion, this force that binds us all together is the love of MARIO.

BTFO Atheist and Believers of all stripes.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Every time Bobert sits on a bench or chair and it doesn't collapse like a Trade Center (Too Soon?) he knows there is a god.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

For all of you FOOLISH BELIEVERS, Bob is no neck bearding, fedora toting, Atheist. He has received revelation. HE KNOWS THE TRUTH.

The animating force in this world is not some backwards deity of an ancient desert dwelling religion, this force that binds us all together is the love of MARIO.

BTFO Atheist and Believers of all stripes.

Well no, because Mario is a real person, unlike the fictional sky-daddy. Because Mario was there in Bob's pocket when he felt bad, giving him more comfort than the God of Abraham ever could. And when Bob and Mario finally meet, they will be best friends forever.

I heard someone talking about making a VR obstacle course where you run around a game world in real life instead of using the treadmill. If someone could convince Nintendo to license a Mushroom Kingdom version, Bob would waste all his money just so he could spend all day in it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I heard someone talking about making a VR obstacle course where you run around a game world in real life instead of using the treadmill. If someone could convince Nintendo to license a Mushroom Kingdom version, Bob would waste all his money just so he could spend all day in it.

You are postulating the existence of a Bob who not only exercises, but steps away from Twitter every now and again. I get that we like to speculate about the cows, but this lands squarely in the realm of fantasy.