Saints Row thread

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The Escapist has some things to say. He is, IMO, more than fair (perhaps too forgiving)...and SR (2022) still comes out looking like shit.


 
The Escapist has some things to say. He is, IMO, more than fair (perhaps too forgiving)...and SR (2022) still comes out looking like shit.
a couple of pages ago it was either you or some other kiwi that said that yahtzee doesn't go hard on whatever shit is picked to be the hated thing of the month so he has no reason to be harsh on it.

Some more Youtubers mocking the game.
what is funny about this is that every mcfuck youtuber from some backwater fuckplace is a saints row 2 fan now and yet they all bash on it for being too woke and a few shittiness of the combat like regen being capped and skills being 70% useless but don't go deeper like any true and honest SR2 fan, nor they pull the comparsion to AoM or SRTT:R which the whole engine shit is built from.
even angry joe joined the bashing partay:

curiously enough on the discord people are shilling modding for this crap, like nigger just like in Cyberpunk2077, I CAN'T MOD THE FUCKING SHITTY STORY OUT SO THAT IS POINTLESS AND I'M NOT A REDDIT NIGGER TO COPE USING MODS AS A FUCKING EXCUSE.

seriously, what's with this retarded shit, no i'm not going to inb4 volition jannies because reddit and discord communities are being astroturfed to hell, i'm pointing out the fair stupidity of said astroturfing attempts, even EA or all fucking people stopped trying to shill for battlefront 2 after that whole "EA is greedy" debacle shit that got on reddit which not even r/gamingcirclejerk npc's could try to twist around, this is a new level of retarded astroturfing with something that is OBJECTIVELY AND SUBJECTIVELY SIMILAR TO CYBERPUNK2077'S LEVEL OF SHITTINESS, instead of assuming they fucked up and work to fix that shit they decide instead to pay niggers and redeem shills to try and force that the game is good, that's my point here, their sheer unwillingness to pull a NMS when they can do it no problem to koch media since it's clear that they had DLC's indev too.

i wonder how nu-volition and jim boone feels after being betrayed by the woke journo cult, it's sad... but not really, get fucked after deciding to ignore the people that were telling your shit was shit for a fucking year, this is a new level of retarded if you stop to look about it, the very people that actively cry and demand that games should be like fucking saints row 2022 are the ones that abandoned it and bash it for being too woke, they were so woke that not even the woke want to stay on their side basically, i hope anyone can use this as a fucking example to point and laugh at these niggers, including r/gamingcirclejerk contrarians, literally saying to any retard that like this shit to "go play saints row2022 and shut up, wokie".
 
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So when will Saints Row be available at thrift stores like Goodwill?
 
i tried to play the sr3 remaster at launch and it ran like shit on a rx590. it was a bad port or i need to upgrade my pc?
 
Embracer CEO says he is disappointed that Saints Row did not sell well, but he also says he is not canceling the series outright and still expects to have the game to turn a “profit”.

Also, Saints Row game devs still continue to take out their frustration to the fans, since they don’t like that no one is playing it:

Seems like the Volition got termites eating away at it, like so many other studios. The solution is to not invite termites, ever. (fumigation and hazing is currently against union rules)
 
Seems like the Volition got termites eating away at it, like so many other studios. The solution is to not invite termites, ever. (fumigation and hazing is currently against union rules)

I see they are taking a page from the troon handbook: Criticizing their shitty game is now literal violence or "terrorism."
 
i tried to play the sr3 remaster at launch and it ran like shit on a rx590. it was a bad port or i need to upgrade my pc?
Bad port almost certainly. Not surprising since they slapped it together with the Agents of Mayhem engine from what I understand.
 
Incase anyone was wondering Sarah Arellano (lead writer) is still remaining silent about the game. I think the theory that someone who is a higher up at Volition telling people involved to stay quiet is true. Or there is an NDA or something like that in place.
 
Bad port almost certainly. Not surprising since they slapped it together with the Agents of Mayhem engine from what I understand.
When I watched that Hexagon britbong guy he said something about the remaster having random crashing issues, which turned out to be caused by an Internet connection. It's like the game tries to phone home at random occassions and that causes a crash, and playing offline completely resolves this issue. And apparently it wasn't just him, and it happens on all platforms, so that remaster is just a mess.
 
It annoys me that the retards who defend Soylent Row, most of who never played the first two games, have the audacity to get angry at people for not buying it. "They have a right to make the games they want!" You're correct, they do have that right, just like how they have the right to go bankrupt from that decision because the last two games they've released have been woke shit nobody wanted. I can't feel bad for a group of retards that did this to themselves. It's pretty clear their path after AoM flopped would have been to remaster or just release 1 and 2 in a bundle on modern consoles/actually put some fucking effort into fixing the PC port, but no, they doubled down and this is what happens when you try to angrily tell your fanbase that this is what they wanted. I knew the series was going to wither and die as soon as they moved it to Steelport and forgot all about wrapping up Dex's story (no, an unreleased 360 game and killing a generic NPC with a purple visor in Gat out of Hell doesn't count as wrapping it up.) I just never expected them to try to kill the series this way.
 
Apparently the community manager sees old fans as terrorists who don't understand what saints row is actually about, the saints have changed, and she doesn't want us in the community.
Christ, do you know who was Voliton's community manager until 2021? Mike Watson, AKA IdolNinja. So after Mike stepped down as his cancer was getting to him, Volition instead placed this schmuck in that position. They've replaced a guy who was basically a community titan and who was a true fan of the series and who was leading the efforts to give Saints Row 2 a proper PC port with some dipshit that despises the old fanbase and actively insults it. Volition is basically stabbing themselves in the stomach repeatedly with this shit.
 
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