🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Semen_Recycler]

I did not edit this image. How the hell is it possible for a human being to be shaped like this dude.
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[Ravier Xavenblood]

Burt's saying he'll try to cut down on sex work and focus on things like modeling or streaming games like Binx (doesn't know modern gaming but wants to try it out), as well as seek therapy for sex addiction. If this works out (and I'd be wary about that), this could be the greatest development in Fishtank history. This has been said a thousand times, but this show will never have another Burt. He's a one-of-a-kind specimen.

I want to see Burt do gameplay vids with commentary. How much would he overthink everything?

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I loved watching Mizzy step on that scale and only weigh 128-129lbs. SUFFAH PAYPIGS! SUFFAH!

did people really think she weighed more than that? tbh i'm surprised she weighs that much. you could clearly see her ribs any time she was laying down. maybe it's all in the legs.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Somewhere in the mojave...

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

High, especially considering that he has documents (like the letter from RNAA Scholarship Commitee) with faked signatures
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His RNAA diploma may be fake, but his GNAA diploma is 100% legit.

Jet impersonating Alex B to Burt was one of my favorite moments this season. A rare Jet W.

The monkey screams in the background really put it over the top and made it *Chef's kiss*

 

[Grim_Autismo]

did people really think she weighed more than that? tbh i'm surprised she weighs that much. you could clearly see her ribs any time she was laying down. maybe it's all in the legs.

She's really petite and she's thick in the ass and legs, so if she were taller, she could pack on more and still look great. Her face isn't for me but the rest of her is pretty nice, I don't know what people complain so much about.

Also, lol Burt:



HE THINKS HE SOUNDS LIKE BEN STEIN.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

HE THINKS HE SOUNDS LIKE BEN STEIN.

we all wear masks
metaphorically speaking

 

[Adolf Hepburn]

Burt said he wants to have the implants removed.

 

[Raskolnikov's Pillow]

Sam almost crashed the RV

 

[KingFrampt]

Burt said he wants to have the implants removed.

What has Fishtank done to him...

 

[Blackstar]

 

[BullfrogBill]

Are they dropping Burt off at Area 51?

 

[Karen Horney]

Falling apart as they drive.

In the desert.

 

[vena kirov]

Director cam randomly cutting back to this right after what Ben said caught me off guard

 

[Plasticise]

Pictures worth a thousand words

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Telecom]

Leaving las vegas

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Sam trying to do an "Abandon Burt in the desert" ending, gets the RV stuck in the sand. Fucking kino, A++, I kneel.

 

[Adolf Hepburn]

Say what you want about this season sucking but that was the best ending yet.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Burt out there with his giant nothing check and the wrecked RV.

Oh man. What a season