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Shame and dignity?
Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse
- Thread starter Ride
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Sean’s father is being moved into hospice and the slug can’t pass up the opportunity to beg.
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I like how he whines about his dad dying in between him live tweeting an HBO Max documentary and thirst retweeting lesbian trans stuff. I’m sure he’ll live tweet the funeral because this slug can’t live without twitter for more than five minutes.
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At least his father is going to be spared further humiliation by his lardass troon son. Ah, the sweet merciful release of death. RIP tubby's dad. Even if he was an asshole who contributed to making Sean the failure of a human being he is today, I feel that just having him as a son has truly been punishment enough.
I'm sure the rest of the family is just thrilled with the idea of this fat troon showing up to the funeral. Guess Sean has to continue to humiliate his dad, even in death.
Wonder if there is an inheritance involved? I certainly hope this slug doesn't get any of it. Keeping fingers crossed that dad wrote him out of the will and we'll get some drama as Sean is pissed he didn't get what he was "owed". Bonus would be if he uses it to grift for attorney fees to "contest" the will (and, then, of course never actually does it).
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"When I might need to drive down." Fucker should be already on the road. Comfort care is more usually hours than days.
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Time for rent begging. Who knew that rent is due on the first of the month every month??
ETA: #rentfairy? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
ETA: #rentfairy? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
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I guess it represents his belief that other people’s money is magical and unlimited.
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I did click on the hashtag, his is the only beg the rest are people who are looking to rent somewhere or who have an apartment to rent.
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Sean's birthday is the 17th. Strap in for some grifting.
The slug must be pissed. Why does his dad have to be on his death bed so close to his birthday. These are two prime grifting opportunities.
The slug must be pissed. Why does his dad have to be on his death bed so close to his birthday. These are two prime grifting opportunities.
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Coraline has a thread too, but it's not in this subforum.
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It's okay though, he's already housed through "at least" the end of the year. So even if he doesn't pay the December rent he'll be fine. What's the landlord going to do? "File and order" another eviction then continually put off having it enforced until Sean can pay up even though Sean's been owing months of back rent without any form of income? Plus the landlord's not a bad guy, it's not like he's going to go through the whole process of trying to evict Sean again just to give up at the last minute so Sean doesn't have to clean up the apartment. It's not like the landlord even really cares about getting paid since he hasn't signed up for the rent assistance program, he probably just enjoys the time with Sean every month where he goes "well if you don't pay up, I'm gonna have to evict you! hahaha!" "I swear I'll have it Mr. Landlord! hahahaha" and then they give each other a great big hug. And the audience does that thing where they laugh and go "awwww" and all clap at the same time.
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imo saphhixy's dad being in a rapid death spiral during his beautiful daughter's birthday is not only selfish, it's emotionally abusive.
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He could’ve visited his dad before he died but he had to thirst tweet and school twitter on old English words instead. Also give $$$
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Since I know damned well he reads this thread:
Slug, you are a shitty, shitty object. Told you on Wednesday to get on the road, but no, you're too fucking idle to move.
Slug, you are a shitty, shitty object. Told you on Wednesday to get on the road, but no, you're too fucking idle to move.
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imagine how much his family must despise him, including his sister who is "taking care of all of this" just down the road while this obese pervert lies in bed making horny tiktoks.
and of course as soon as he gets the news of the death he uses it to beg for wagyu beef and more porn money.
that said, arguably he did his dad a favor by staying away. if i was dying i wouldn't want to be confronted by the greatest source of shame in my entire life.
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I for one am glad the slug didn't get to see his dad before he died. Why inflict that kind of trauma on a dying man? Maybe he was out of it and forgot that he had a worthless trooned out son. If Sean had visited, the father would just have a visual reminder of his failure as a parent standing before him. It's better this way.
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Eh, you're both probably right. Just riles me.
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At least he bounced back quick enough to livetweet premium streaming shows. Your donations hard at work.
ETA: what are the odds he doesn’t even go to the funeral, then wails on twitter that he didn’t know he had to go because no one explicitly told him to come.
ETA: what are the odds he doesn’t even go to the funeral, then wails on twitter that he didn’t know he had to go because no one explicitly told him to come.
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And trolls another account by replying with porn gif
