Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

[Manwithn0n0men]

The Scott Adam’s Cycle:

1. Scott says something ridiculous
2. Scott calls anyone who doesn’t agree an idiot or an NPC
3. When criticism keeps mounting, disavow the ridiculous statement
4. Disavow the disavowal using weasel words
5. Keep disavowing and reversing it until people get bored of him
6. Claim victory, even if what he said turned out to be 100% wrong

Don't you remember the time Scott said he figured out how to hack the simulation?

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[Johnny Salami]

Don't you remember the time Scott said he figured out how to hack the simulation?

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This is a man that definitely over estimates his own intelligence. This is peak philosophybro

And the reason he believes in the simulation theory is because Elon believes in the simulation theory. Acting like Musk is an authority on that is peak midwit. Anyone who talks about living in a simulation outside a thought experiment is a midwit, tbh

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Does this dude still believe in affirmations? The one early Dilbert book stops to have Scott explain how these are totally legit and work so you should do them.

Affirmations are not awful, and can be useful.

Scott Adams, though, is a fucking tool.

 

[Mellorine]

Scott didn't recommend "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me" style affirmations, but rather that hand writing "I will get a syndication contract" fifteen times a day will magically trigger coincidences within the universe that will result in your heart's desire manifesting. So not really "affirmations" but rather witchcraft. Also you should follow stock tips you receive from voices in your head in the middle of the night.

 

[AnOminous]

Ben's handling this like absolute gigachad

Imagine being such a schizo that even the king of schizo cartoonists gets to shit on you for being a schizo.

 

[Captain_Twitch]

I checked Ben Garrison's newest comic, and on the sidebar, he's now selling signed prints of his Scott Adams comic:

https://grrrgraphics.com/product/illbert-signed-print/

https://archive.md/nYzup

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There's also a mug!
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And near the bottom of the page is this:
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Ben's handling this like absolute gigachad

Good for Ben. I remember Scott seemed appreciative of the comic when it first came out. This was an abrupt change. Seemed calculated.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

@secret watcher Scott why are you doing this??

 

[Dr. Butt]

Scott, stop! You're already dead!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Good for Ben. I remember Scott seemed appreciative of the comic when it first came out. This was an abrupt change. Seemed calculated.

if someone drops verifiable receipts that Scott and Ben actually conspired on this, I'll will gladly hand out props to both sides

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

>Make quick sketch in 2min
>Slightly change image
>Slightly change image again
>Write some text in each image, with a lazy punch line in the third image
>Write only things that the majority of people agree with
>Become muli-millionaire
It really was that easy for boomers, wasn't it?

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

“The people who are my fans and give me money think I’m smart, but these other people think I’m not! What’s going on here?”

 

[Punchoboe]

People were calling Fauci a liar during the initial AIDS crisis of the 1980s before Scott Adams ever gave him a second thought.

 

[Goofy Logic]

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“The people who are my fans and give me money think I’m smart, but these other people think I’m not! What’s going on here?”

Textbook example of narcissistic butthurt. "I'm in the wrong? This cannot be!"

 

[Pissmaster]

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“The people who are my fans and give me money think I’m smart, but these other people think I’m not! What’s going on here?”

"On platforms where I can delete comments and ban detractors, I'm the reasonable voice who highlights all sides of issues and was the first to call Fauci a liar."

"On platforms where I cannot, I'm Clott Adams, a prominent supporter of all things Fauci."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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“The people who are my fans and give me money think I’m smart, but these other people think I’m not! What’s going on here?”

You'd think a guy this smart would recognize the different interaction models of those four platforms.

 

[A Happy Cheerful]

Good for Ben. I remember Scott seemed appreciative of the comic when it first came out. This was an abrupt change. Seemed calculated.

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1483207628255744000

To me it reads like he was internally seething at getting called out even back then, and only praised the comic superficially to downplay it.

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“The people who are my fans and give me money think I’m smart, but these other people think I’m not! What’s going on here?”

Holy Seethe!! He is getting called Clott Adams because his gloating across several months and following inability to own up to any mistakes and just keep double, tripling down on them. And because it's funny. Fauci has very little to do with it. Garrison really broke his brain.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

To me it reads like he was internally seething at getting called out even back then, and only praised the comic superficially to downplay it.

I agree, it’s a common defense mechanism to try to run out in front of something to “own” it in order to downplay or redirect the attention.

Garrison really broke his brain.

His brain has long since been broken, it’s all part of the Clott err I mean Scott Adams cycle where he constantly flips back and forth on his opinions in order to be perceived as The Smartest Guy in the Room in any given discussion. Not the first or last time he makes an ass of himself on an opinion. That said I hope he keeps dragging this out because the longer he does, the more entertaining it is for us.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Scott's 1st wife must have taken him to the cleaners during their divorce.

There's no way he just listened to his lawyers and kept his mouth shut. He would have been self-sabotaging constantly.

 

[Needless]

Nothing of note has happened in his streams recently, but on episode 1986 he gave everyone permission to make fun of his death if it's funny, like if he dies from a blood clot.

 

[Pissmaster]

Nothing of note has happened in his streams recently, but on episode 1986 he gave everyone permission to make fun of his death if it's funny, like if he dies from a blood clot.
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Sorry Scott, but I'm gonna make fun of your death no matter how mundane. The more boring, the better. I love a challenge.