Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[JunkMan.exe]

Just put your Cart back guys, it's not that hard.

 

[Devout Muslim]

sorry to be a featured-post douchebag but here’s a related YouTube video I laughed at

https://youtu.be/bKZZv_DJi_0

 

[NoReturn]

The correct move is always to return the cart and also to run super-fast and shove it in the corral so it goes "KA-KSSSSSSSSSHH" when it hits the others.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Bah, autistic as he might be, he's not wrong. Our supermarkets here don't allow the carts to leave the stores any more, I suppose it was partially due to covid and because people don't return them and they are stolen... (which has created a new job for people with their own carts taking your stuff from the stores to your car...)

 

[MetalOwls]

If you're driving a shopping cart you're probably disabled.

Shopping carts don't have to be driven to end up in those places, silly.

Whether it's wind, gravity, or particularly careless shoppers, a single cart laid sideways on a parking spot is an inconvenience for everyone.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Cart Narcs are based and their videos are hilarious.
Don't be a lazy cunt and return your cart.

 

[MetalOwls]

Highly predictable considering the debate occurs in every imageboard thread featuring this attention-seeking weirdo.
I'd still consider him a cow because he's harassing strangers and inviting confrontation.

OP deserves a thread for expecting minimum wage slaves to do his bidding, nevermind the potential faggotry

 

[Disheveled-Human]

Their parents did a bad job of raising them. It is the same concept of people who throw trash on the ground because they are too lazy to toss it in the garbage bin 10 meters away. The people who excuse this shit contribute to a neighborhood that looks like shit because people don't care. Very nigger like behavior if you ask me.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Guy who screams retard noises in parking lots and gets assaulted in response.

Just the fact that he's a hilarious public nuisance makes me love him dearly.

 

[Moon Pigeon]

This thread is so goddamn silly. I love it so much.

I've seen so many people try to argue all sides of the shopping cart debate in my life, but I've never seen quite this many autists screeching about how their side is obviously correct and any other possible position is completely retarded lolcow behavior.

I think Cart Narcs is an autist asking to get the shit kicked out of him by some crazy on the side of the street, but I agree with the idea that you should put your cart back where it goes, because there's plenty of positive things that come out of it, and I think people should generally try to do good in the world. You shouldn't be a lazybones.

That being said, watching him stir shit and get people this mad at him just because he wants them to put the cart away is fucking hysterical.

Watching people in this thread then get mad at him, and seeing more and more people coming in to continue stirring shit and pissing off OP has been doubly hysterical. This is just prime trollbait and I think it's great all around.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Cart narc death squads now

No Lazybones

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Anyone have the perry caravello interaction?

 

[Berrakh]

Highly predictable considering the debate occurs in every imageboard thread featuring this attention-seeking weirdo.
I'd still consider him a cow because he's harassing strangers and inviting confrontation.

He also went on the Dick Show. A pretty bad sign for an alleged Defender of Civilization.

Speaking earnestly, no shitposting or baiting, the Shopping Cart Test is one of those things that only works if left unsaid.

When it’s something people don’t think about and is instead left to their instincts it probably is an okay measure of person’s character. But now that it’s been given a name in a viral greentext post and has become an obsession for extremely online weirdos to berate normal people over it’s going to lose that power.

 

[Squidler]

This thread is so goddamn silly. I love it so much.

I've seen so many people try to argue all sides of the shopping cart debate in my life, but I've never seen quite this many autists screeching about how their side is obviously correct and any other possible position is completely retarded lolcow behavior.

I think Cart Narcs is an autist asking to get the shit kicked out of him by some crazy on the side of the street, but I agree with the idea that you should put your cart back where it goes, because there's plenty of positive things that come out of it, and I think people should generally try to do good in the world. You shouldn't be a lazybones.

That being said, watching him stir shit and get people this mad at him just because he wants them to put the cart away is fucking hysterical.

Watching people in this thread then get mad at him, and seeing more and more people coming in to continue stirring shit and pissing off OP has been doubly hysterical. This is just prime trollbait and I think it's great all around.

The first rule of Kiwifarms is to have fun and be yourself

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

Highly predictable considering the debate occurs in every imageboard thread featuring this attention-seeking weirdo.
I'd still consider him a cow because he's harassing strangers and inviting confrontation.

Oh, he's a cow for sure. Anybody risking a suicide by nigga moment for youtube views has a swiss cheese brain.

 

[Lurker]

He also went on the Dick Show. A pretty bad sign for an alleged Defender of Civilization.

Speaking earnestly, no shitposting or baiting, the Shopping Cart Test is one of those things that only works if left unsaid.

When it’s something people don’t think about and is instead left to their instincts it probably is an okay measure of person’s character. But now that it’s been given a name in a viral greentext post and has become an obsession for extremely online weirdos to berate normal people over it’s going to lose that power.

or.

OR.

you can put the shopping cart back, LAZYBONES

 

[Leblanc]

If I ever get someone trying to cart narc me I'm just gonna move it to the return rack and then flip it upside down directly in front of it

 

[BoglimArchives]

The first rule of Kiwifarms is to have fun and be yourself

The second rule is that there are consequences for having fun and being yourself, if those two things align with mental retardation.

Like arguing over the moral implications of shopping cart returns, instead of just enjoying this man for the hilarious public nuisance that he is.

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

this is clearly retard behavior, at first i thought it was a relatively funny bit but you can see him ooc on dr phil and he actually talks like he’s doing a public service

 

[Kulee Baba]

Cart Narcs are a total laugh riot and I'll sometimes leave my cart if I'm running short on time. With that said the retards who spend 5 minutes chimping out are hilarious lolcows and all they have to do is drive away.

this is clearly retard behavior, at first i thought it was a relatively funny bit but you can see him ooc on dr phil and he actually talks like he’s doing a public service

Bro he's doing a bit. That's all it is. It's much like how Kiwifarms itself just ridicules e-whores and isn't even remotely harming anyone.