Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Chiri]

@Lady Rackets Ass is too much of a lazybones to put his carts away but will take the time to negrate everyone in this thread. Sad!

 

[Cheese Sandwich]

I love him.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Mark my words, the CartGate issue will be the one issue who will finally bring down jersh reing of terror across the internet

 

[Toxic Mango]

I first remember hearing of the cart debate years ago, when somebody posted that thing about it seperating civilized white society from non-white savages. Not gonna lie, it does seem to have something to it.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

When this thread got featured, I checked it shortly after and it was on page 8 at the time. Now it's on page 52 a day later.

You have enough time to sperg for hours online about justifying leaving your shopping cart behind but not the time to put your shopping cart away.

Filthy lazybones, that's what you are.

 

[Esmeraude]

As a former wagie that’s gathered carts before, my view is that it’s funny along as he’s not involving innocent employees tbh. If he gets brained in the parking lot, it’ll be his own fault so while I don’t care about the “morality” of the cart test, watching people fail it then get called out by this autistic fuck is pretty amusing, in a “watching a kid play with fire” kind of way. You can feel that something’s going to happen and he’s going to fuck with the wrong person, but we can’t quite figure out just when it’s going to happen.

 

[${Sandy}]

I love guys.

I'm so proud of you for coming out.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

As a former wagie that’s gathered carts before, my view is that it’s funny along as he’s not involving innocent employees tbh. If he gets brained in the parking lot, it’ll be his own fault so while I don’t care about the “morality” of the cart test, watching people fail it then get called out by this autistic fuck is pretty amusing, in a “watching a kid play with fire” kind of way. You can feel that something’s going to happen and he’s going to fuck with the wrong person, but we can’t quite figure out just when it’s going to happen.

You only need to look at the goofs in the IP2 thread to realize that it takes a lot more time and effort to provoke someone into shooting you than you might think. There's a possibility Sebastian lives to old age despite keeping this up for decades. For every news story you see of someone getting shot, there are at least ten thousand similar instances in America where someone didn't. It's why Europoors have such a skewed attitude of what life in the USA is really like.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

We should make him our cart fuhrer and throw people who don’t put their carts up in camps, and if they don’t become re-educated into being responsible citizens then the only option is the gas chamber

 

[atoi]

When this thread got featured, I checked it shortly after and it was on page 8 at the time. Now it's on page 52 a day later.

You have enough time to sperg for hours online about justifying leaving your shopping cart behind but not the time to put your shopping cart away.

Filthy lazybones, that's what you are.

That's been my biggest takeaway from Cart Narcs. Lazybones, Dr. Phil, the media, OP, will all spend countless hours/days/years of their lives dedicated to trying to justify it, explain it or psycho-analyze Sebastian, when at the end of the day it's the simplest concept to grasp:

Put your goddamn shopping cart away and shut the fuck up.

If it needs to be explained, you should just be sent directly to the gallows, sorry.

I saw one guy rant on and on for 30 minutes and kept driving away and coming back to the parking lot 2 or 3 times when he was parked directly next to the fucking cart return. It literally takes 2 minutes of your time, but these people would rather waste 15x that acting like a fucking lunatic in the parking lot over something so stupid that they know they shouldn't be doing. No different from those retard sovereign citizens.

I can at least respect the people who drive away with the magnet, if you're gonna be a lazy fuck, just own it.

 

[SassyDispatch]

As someone who ALWAYS puts the cart back, this fucking faggot is annoying as shit.
Yes, putting the cart away is a test of moral character, and those who put the cart away DO show an aptitude toward preserving their own environment. If you take care of the cart without being asked, you probably treat your environment well, without being asked.
But the fact that you aren't actively being told to do it is the point.
It’s only a test of moral character because you volunteer your effort for the ease of others without it being expected of you. YOU chose to do it, of your own volition. You aren't annoyed into doing it by some faggot, filming you on a smartphone. Under those conditions, it tests nothing but your likelihood of complying to serve the whims of social pressure.

Putting your cart away on your own, without being told to, is an example of caring and moral character.
Putting your cart away after being annoyed by this fruity fuck because he insists on fucking with your car while you're trying to leave, tests nothing.

You have succumbed to the gay intentions of the narc.
You are doing the bidding of some holier than thou do-gooder who is fucking with you because they get a kick out of subjecting others under the heel of their moral superiority complex.
You have put the cart away for HIM. Not for society.
It's the equivalent of those pathetic fucks being told to kneel for BLM by rioting niggers and then complying like bitches.
Are you kneeling for your reasons or theirs?
Are you putting the cart away for your reasons or his?

This little busybody prancing lala homo man isn't setting an example for how to be more moral, he's annoying the shit out of people until they give up, get mad or deal with his gay fucking stickers. There's a kind of smug superior tone it. He uses stupid childish language like a pedophile trying to lure kids into a van, he pretends to be harmless and sincere but insists on being antagonistic and raising people's tempers for his own snide satisfaction. He projects a kind of deceitful energy. It's uncanny.

Pretending to be moral while acting like a menace
Pretending to be prankster while fucking with people's property.
Pretending to be having fun, while gleefully encouraging people's vitriol.

He's an effeminate little sister who wants to be society's nagging mummy.

Yes, you should put the cart away because it's the right thing to do. Not because some little fruit wants to smugly take the piss out of you for his youtube channel.

The cart narc is fucking Special Olympics gay, and if he gets stabbed or shot doing this, he'll have earned his agonizing demise.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

We should make him our cart fuhrer and throw people who don’t put their carts up in camps, and if they don’t become re-educated into being responsible citizens then the only option is the gas chamber

We should concentrate these people into a single local geographical area, like they we're supposed to do with the carts.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

We should concentrate these people into a single local geographical area, like they we're supposed to do with the carts.

Shopping Cart Apartheid Laws now!

 

[Esmeraude]

For every news story you see of someone getting shot, there are at least ten thousand similar instances in America where someone didn't. It's why Europoors have such a skewed attitude of what life in the USA is really like.

I don’t usually watch ragebait content so I’m less familiar with the genre but this is a great point and I think that’s often overlooked tbh.

 

[flipwizardmagoo]

I would like a “Certified Lazybones” badge next to my name, please and thanks.

 

[Game master arino]

Best thread on the site since that time someone asked for help building a faraday cage to remove the microchip in his brain

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Those who think leaving carts behind is sticking it to the megacorp are retards because its not "the megacorp" that is gonna push them back, its minimum wage employes are.

Those who think harassing random people for not wanting to go all the way back to return a cart after unloading all the shit they already paid for are also retards.

At the end of the day the employees are being paid to do this. Returning vs not returning the cart is not a moral call, its a testament to how willing you are to waste your time on meaningless shit you aren't paid for.

 

[timewave0]

I’m going to make one of those tired and unfunny alpha/beta/sigma jokes, apologies in advance

Beta male: returns his own cart, plus any other abandoned carts he sees. He does it for free!
Alpha male: leaves cart in the middle of parking lot, leaves trash inside. The beta will clean it up for him
Sigma male: steals shopping cart to use as convenient portable storage. Why pay for a house when shopping carts and highway underpass shanties are totally free?

Spoiler

the cart narc is pretty annoying, but his cause is just. The rugged individualism of America’s past has morphed into a kind of retarded and belligerent lack of consideration for others. Incompatible with civilization

 

[R00T]

If it wasn't a problem, they wouldn't NEED technological solutions, or cart wranglers, or coin deposits.

"We're using surveillance and extortion for no reason, to solve something we don't really care about" sounds like something a retarded politician would say in front of the morons who vote for him.

The coin deposit is to stop the homeless from cart racing. The lock aperture impacts the balance so when you do some downhills there’s a misalignment. Causes you to wear out one of your shoes faster correcting for it.

 

[Shitting_Dick_Nipples]

Pretending to be moral while acting like a menace
Pretending to be prankster while fucking with people's property.
Pretending to be having fun, while gleefully encouraging people's vitriol.

He's an effeminate little sister who wants to be society's nagging mummy.

Yes, you should put the cart away because it's the right thing to do. Not because some little fruit wants to smugly take the piss out of you for his youtube channel.

While I still find the videos entertaining, I think my earlier point about not really fixing the issue is best put by what you're saying here. Cart leavers already lack that perspective on what is the right thing to do, so this guy fucking with them is essentially futile. The theatrical nature of it all is by design. If he was earnestly approaching people likely less sperg outs would occur thus it would lose it's entertainment value. Sebastian is absolutely going to do what it takes to get a rise out of someone.

Still though, messing with the goblinos that Brazilify America can result in some lulz.