Seduce the Kiwi above you (Redux) - Get those pickup lines out

[Mr. Skeltal]

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Are you an archaeologist? I have a large bone for you to examine.

 

[SuiSui1]

I'll be your skin, bone daddy.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I'll be your skin, bone daddy.

You be my slime and I’ll be your hero.

 

[1-800]

You're my cute lil teddy bear.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Lick me all over and tell me I’m Jessica Rabbit, a woman so sexy that she couldn’t be contained

 

[Pee Cola]

show bobs and vagene plzzzz babby

 

[JambledUpWords]

Lick my dirty leggings and underwear and tell me how sexy I am

 

[Cedric_Eff]

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Lick my dirty leggings and underwear and tell me how sexy I am

Imma be the best damn spotting partner.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Imma be the best damn spotting partner.

Let me touch your tits bitch

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Ill give ya my book mr.globglogabgalab

 

[Overly Serious]

Ill give ya my book mr.globglogabgalab

I'll read Flan O'Brien novels to you by a candlelight meal of surgary aphid excretions I have lovingly prepared.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Get in here.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Nice shoes.

 

[Book Thief]

You got quite a large gun!

The rifle is nice, too.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Gimme that sticky ectoplasm, ghost girl.

 

[Tealeaf]

I can quench your thirst

 

[Book Thief]

I want you inside me!

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

I got a gun, get in the van.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Ooo, I didn't know you were into roleplay.

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

I'll man those cannons all day and all night