Silent Hill

[GuntPunt]

Rumor has it: after Silent Hill reboot, a remake of 2 is coming.
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I know this is from literal who Twitter "leakers", but this was supposed to be a fucking JOKE.


Fucking why?

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I know this is from literal who Twitter "leakers", but this was supposed to be a fucking JOKE.
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Fucking why?

"Reworked puzzles" AKA journalists found sh2 too hard and now they re going to make the puzzles imagine party babyz-tier puzzles also james is too problematic so he becomes a tranny at the end

 

[Regina]

People are moaning about Bloober Team already, but they've only been shown like five or so images of a game that nobody really knows fuck all about yet.

Learn to be patient, you ungrateful assholes.

I'm not talking about you guys. I meant the wankers harassing Dusk Golem over on ResetEra.

 

[Raiken]

Despite his many issues, I don't think that would work. Chris is already used to squalid and disgusting environments, the puzzles would have to be really easy for him to solve them and any subtle symbolism or horror would be lost on him. The town would probably decide he's not worth the effort and spit him back out.

Eddie from sh3 is the closest thing to Chris; he is a weak dumb fat Guy who Gets picked on his entire life, and it all turned around when he got his hands on a gun.

At first he is scared of what he did, but then he cracks and Will use it on all People who wronged him.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

people are just afraid it will be another HD collection fiasco. as they have a right to because its one of, if not, the worst "remaster" of a game.

 

[TurkishOreo]

people are just afraid it will be another HD collection fiasco. as they have a right to because its one of, if not, the worst "remaster" of a game.

The decision to pick between the old voice actors or new ones was the one good thing everything else was garbage.

Silent Hill 2's stilted voice acting works since each character was a nutcase in some form.

 

[Anon88]

"Reworked puzzles" AKA journalists found sh2 too hard and now they re going to make the puzzles imagine party babyz-tier puzzles also james is too problematic so he becomes a tranny at the end

There's no way anyone, even the journalists could find the puzzles in SH2 (or SH3) that hard. You have the choice to put the puzzles on easy mode at the beginning of the game. The easy mode puzzle almost solve themselves from what I've seen of them.

 

[The Fair Lady]

I know this is from literal who Twitter "leakers", but this was supposed to be a fucking JOKE.
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Fucking why?

Fucking hell, no. Don't try to fix what isn't broken. 2 is the last Silent Hill game that needs a remake.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

 

[Dom Cruise]

People also forget that Silent Hill is fairly niche. There’s no reason for Konami to bring it back from a business perspective because it really isn’t a money-maker.

It may be niche technically but it's probably THE biggest cult classic series in gaming history, Silent Hill is a name every gamer knows even if they haven't played them.

A big reason why it's name is so well known is thanks to the 2006 movie though, rarely does a convention go by without a guy or gal cosplaying as movie style Pyramid Head or a movie style nurse, if it wasn't for the movie really getting the name out there it's definitely possible the series would have largely faded into obscurity by now, but as it is a new Silent Hill game would definitely get a lot of attention now and while it wouldn't make massive amounts of money, there'd be money to be made if it was good enough.

If stuff like Nier and the Yakuza series can find an audience today, there'd definitely be an audience for Silent Hill.

There's no way anyone, even the journalists could find the puzzles in SH2 (or SH3) that hard. You have the choice to put the puzzles on easy mode at the beginning of the game. The easy mode puzzle almost solve themselves from what I've seen of them.

The puzzles on hard are laughably absurd in SH2 and SH3, all the times I've played those games yet I've never done a full playthrough with puzzles on hard because it's nuts.

 

[Red Hood]

I know this is from literal who Twitter "leakers", but this was supposed to be a fucking JOKE.
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Fucking why?

To be perfectly fair straight-up remaking Silent Hill 2 is a better decision than just copying Silent Hill 2's monsters and twists without the context, which is what every western dev so far did with SH.

 

[Regina]

My favourites are 3, 1, 2.

 

[Psyduck]

The puzzles on hard are laughably absurd in SH2 and SH3, all the times I've played those games yet I've never done a full playthrough with puzzles on hard because it's nuts.

Doesn't one of SH3's first puzzles on Hard assume you're familiar with some Shakespeare? And not just the names of his work, but actually assumes you've read them?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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I’d also like to point out that the original PS1 version of Silent Hill is still both expensive and rare to get. If they did manage to treat the source material of the original Silent Hill with respect and actually focus on the mysteries through Brittney’s perspective with a supposed “remake”, then I think Konami would have a winner.

Though, I’d like to see what SH3’s “reimagining” would look like.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Doesn't one of SH3's first puzzles on Hard assume you're familiar with some Shakespeare? And not just the names of his work, but actually assumes you've read them?

That and the one also from 3 where you read a poem about eating someone's face and are supposed to understand it's a metaphor for what keys to press on a keypad (ie the middle button is the "nose" of the "face) are the most infamous examples.

I can't remember any details about the hard puzzles in 2 but it's similarly difficult.

 

[Buddy Booth]

Can't imagine anything worse than a SH2 remake, let alone one made by fucking Bloober Team of all people, more like blunder team lmao.

EDIT

I saw some people online saying "oh, bloober team ain't so bad, they understand horror!"
If you're not familiar with their work you should watch this clip.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Might as well give SH to Capcom.

 

[Maurice Caine]

"Reworked puzzles" AKA journalists found sh2 too hard and now they re going to make the puzzles imagine party babyz-tier puzzles also james is too problematic so he becomes a tranny at the end

I mean to be fair the original SH/SH2 puzzles were too fucking hard. like with Resident Evil you can beat it blind while playing as Chris but you can't do that with Silent Hill on the 'Normal' difficulty.

 

[TurkishOreo]

I mean to be fair the original SH/SH2 puzzles were too fucking hard. like with Resident Evil you can beat it blind while playing as Chris but you can't do that with Silent Hill on the 'Normal' difficulty.

Issue is that in 2022 the puzzling will be journoscum/skyrim easy.

Here's an Owl, a bear and a unicorn match them kindergarten-style.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Oh, oh, I have an idea for the plot character that would fit Silent Hill!

Mulatto-Girl tried her hand at harassing herself on Tumblr. She got attention. She had an exam in grade[x] coming up and used that as an excuse to delay it. Hm, useful.

She did it some more, got even more attention. Parlayed that into being a victim, getting some online bux, local media coverage etc.

MG grows older, from early teens to university age. Moves from small hometown to University Town where no one knows who she is, what a bummer, encounters the SJW movement. Harasses herself a bit but it doesn't do much. Decides to rise in the ranks by faking a hate crime against herself(just graffiti). Boom, now she is someone, she automaticall becomes the spokes-person/advocate for something. She's suddenly a loud and proud vegan and "someone" nails a hamster to her door. You get the idea. Does it to some other people too so she's not the only one targeted.

She gets off on this and always gets away with it and sees it as her way forward in life. Being a victim is her trade skill. Problem is the competition.

Plot twist/Ending: She's been grooming this guy at the University, she texts him to meet up a place at 2am, art project related to racial justice. Long story short, she hangs a young black guy from a tree to make it look like a lynching on campus and that guy was not only her close friend he is also Candyman and he shoots bees at you in Silent Hill is Strange!