Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

[fishercat]

Here's a reddit comment I made a month ago answering your (overused) argument: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...mething_that_absolutely_disgusts_you/djqb7pf/



Here's the code: https://source.netsyms.com/skylarmt/Fidget



What, are you trying to goad me into posting a paystub? I've held three "real" jobs, according to your definition.



The left-handed one actually is.



http://i.imgur.com/56ANIHN.png



I would like to thank @Fancy Bear for the free security audit, and regret not logging in sooner. I accidentally clicked a kiwifarms link a couple days ago, which made you all think I saw this thread. http://i.imgur.com/jXPjYF7.png

THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS.

 

[Tempest]

Is your mom really contacting us to ask to have this thread taken down? Null got an email from someone claiming to be your mom asking for this thread to be taken down, but wasn't able to confirm it.

 

[Billy_Sama]

What, are you trying to goad me into posting a paystub? I've held three "real" jobs, according to your definition.

Doing chores at home isn't a real job.

 

[AnOminous]

Is your mom really contacting us to ask to have this thread taken down? Null got an email from someone claiming to be your mom asking for this thread to be taken down, but wasn't able to confirm it.

He's exactly the kind of simpering pussy who'd hide behind his mom, just like he did after he chimped out at college.

 

[Cake Farts]

I would like to thank @Fancy Bear for the free security audit, and regret not logging in sooner. I accidentally clicked a kiwifarms link a couple days ago, which made you all think I saw this thread. http://i.imgur.com/jXPjYF7.png

Haven't you heard of the saying "Don't poke the bear? "

 

[Spellskite]

I accidentally clicked a kiwifarms link a couple days ago, which made you all think I saw this thread. http://i.imgur.com/jXPjYF7.png

So was this post you just made an accident as well?

 

[GethN7]

I would like to thank @Fancy Bear for the free security audit, and regret not logging in sooner. I accidentally clicked a kiwifarms link a couple days ago, which made you all think I saw this thread. http://i.imgur.com/jXPjYF7.png

 

[Optimus Prime]

What, are you trying to goad me into posting a paystub? I've held three "real" jobs, according to your definition.

How about one that pays more than minimum wage?

I would like to thank @Fancy Bear for the free security audit, and regret not logging in sooner. I accidentally clicked a kiwifarms link a couple days ago, which made you all think I saw this thread. http://i.imgur.com/jXPjYF7.png

1. Fancy Bear owned your ass several days ago so all you've proven is you didn't even check your log in records.

2. You are just asking for the Russians to violate your ass even harder to the point your beloved posters may end up being about yourself.

3. You're looking at the thread now aren't you, genius?

 

[Skylar Ittner]

How about one that pays more than minimum wage?



1. Fancy Bear owned your ass several days ago so all you've proven is you didn't even check your log in records.

2. You are just asking for the Russians to violate your ass even harder to the point your beloved posters may end up being about yourself.

3. You're looking at the thread now aren't you, genius?

0. The only job I've had that paid minimum wage was literally sitting in a room doing nothing 75% of the time, and pressing a couple buttons the rest of it. The rest have paid well above minimum wage. The fact that you people are taking shots in the dark at my work history means you've already thrown all your shit and are desperately ripping a new hernia trying to make more.

1. He didn't pwn me, he found my all-lowercase 8-character password. I pwned myself by reusing it everywhere.

2. That's not how it works.

3. m'kay.

 

[GethN7]

0. The only job I've had that paid minimum wage was literally sitting in a room doing nothing 75% of the time, and pressing a couple buttons the rest of it. The rest have paid well above minimum wage. The fact that you people are taking shots in the dark at my work history means you've already thrown all your shit and are desperately ripping a new hernia trying to make more.

1. He didn't pwn me, he found my all-lowercase 8-character password. I pwned myself by reusing it everywhere.

2. That's not how it works.

3. m'kay.

You have been objectively proven incompetent in your chosen field of endeavor to an extreme that anyone in that field with anything resembling integrity would have chosen to admit that defeat honorably.

Even you concede to making a mistake anyone with a thimbleful of internet web security knowledge would know not to do, but you were guilty of such foolishness and instead of admitting to it without embroidery, you choose to downplay your defeat as a mere setback when it's really proof you're an arrant moron.

Pride is a sin according to your faith, Skylar, especially pride in one own's falsely claimed competence, and you would do well to humble yourself.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

It's Andrew Carlson all over again. He's just too autistic to realize when he's utterly humiliating himself and will continue to do so until so until he expires. He's just going to sit on this website and take L after L and never understand how or why. In his mind, he's The One Who Is Always Right And Will Always Be.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

I am perfectly aware of good security practice, I was just too lazy to use it. Now everything is in Keepass with over 100 bits of entropy per password, and I enabled 2-factor auth on everything I can (including SSH).

 

[Goofy Logic]

Pride goes before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. - Proverbs 16:18

 

[glass_houses]

That Skylar got himself kicked out in his senior year, with only one semester to go, speaks volumes about his poor judgment, immaturity, and contentious personality.

The behavior and attitude he displayed, that got him expelled, are literally sophomoric.

Sophomore year is when college students are the most obnoxious--when they get aggro about political or social causes, or become militant vegans, or swallow their first big doses of SJW-think. They've made the adjustment to college life, but haven't yet had to buckle down and start doing upper-level coursework in their major, and they believe they know jack shit about jack shit. Doing something stupid, crass, and antagonistic in order to get attention--or in a misguided attempt at protest--is totally a Sophomore thing to do.

Seniors who are set to graduate at the end of a given semester generally don't pull the kind of stunt Skylar did. They've invested a lot in getting that BA/BS/BFA, and they're making plans for what they're going to do once they've got that degree. They're preparing to move into the next phase of their lives, as working adults--not trying to stir up shit on campus. But hey, Skylar's clearly exceptional, and goaded Carroll College into expelling him in his last semester.That's quite a feat--and not an impressive one.

Oh Christ, as it were, if only Skylar had been doing a BFA in something. Then he would have had a thesis to work on and no time at all to be posting anything anywhere, or chimping at the people tasked with enforcing the rules.

tbh I have a very strong suspicion that Skylar was going to flunk out and that he knew it. People staring down the throat of failure and the collapse of a long term undertaking commonly lash out against the institution, blaming said institution for their own personal fuck ups. Absolutely there are countless examples all over the world where the institution was indeed the one at fault, but I sincerely doubt that this is one of those times, unless you look closely and wonder if they should have expelled him a long time ago for his constant interrupting of classes and terrorising the other students and staff. If he can't have a single class where he keeps himself in check, quietly take down notes and doesn't act like he's a pair of scissors away from getting stabbity, there's no way in hell he'd ever turn in an assignment that's even vaguely acceptable. Chances are good that the lecturers decided en masse to just give him the bare passing marks he needed to finish university and get him out of the place soon as.

Unfortunately, the further along any student gets the harder it is to rubber stamp them without seriously violating various regulations and requirements. If that's indeed the case, then administration would have waived off the first couple dozen complaints against Skylar, and by the time they realised how badly they'd fucked up there wasn't much they could do to fix it, and basically gritted their teeth and tried to live with the snail trails of slime he leaves behind him where ever he goes. Freaks like Skylar usually last about a semester and a half without taking such a massive offense to someone saying "I disagree" and grabbing their shit and storming out, afterwards spending a decade or two shitting up various types of social media, whining about the massive bullying they'd copped and how admin didn't merely refuse to help, but actively participated instead. But with the last semester, not even the most beaten down lecturer can rubber stamp the empty air where a half dozen of thesis, research project results and essays should be. Skyler was never going to pass and he knew it, and the posters were part of his pathetic attempts to convince everyone, including himself, that he wasn't flunking out because he's a shit awful student who refused to do some actual work, but because there was a conspiracy against him masterminded by the school admin / student body / the homos / the reptilians / the heretics who destroyed the Catholic Church for shits and giggles / Wallmart who took such a bizarre exception to having their monetary devices tampered with / the Kiwis / the Illuminati.

It's not Skylar's fault he's such a thoroughly despised fuckwit who can't even muster up a ten page essay on what he did on his holidays for his lecturers to stamp "passed, now get the fuck out" on! It's because everyone is against him because they're sooooo jealous of his genius level intelligence and feel like their own pathetic little achievements will be blocked out by his massive silhouette, leaving them to drop and die, like tiny flowers without the sun...

 

[Elaine Benes]

@Skylar Ittner

If you were in the position to make this decision, would you limit Carroll's enrollment to Catholic students only?

 

[Null]

I really, really hate smug people.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I am perfectly aware of good security practice, I was just too lazy to use it. Now everything is in Keepass with over 100 bits of entropy per password, and I enabled 2-factor auth on everything I can (including SSH).

Was that your mom emailing Null?

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Was that your mom emailing Null?

No.

@Skylar Ittner

If you were in the position to make this decision, would you limit Carroll's enrollment to Catholic students only?

That would be doing a disservice to Catholic students.

tbh I have a very strong suspicion that Skylar was going to flunk out and that he knew it. People staring down the throat of failure and the collapse of a long term undertaking commonly lash out against the institution, blaming said institution for their own personal fuck ups. Absolutely there are countless examples all over the world where the institution was indeed the one at fault, but I sincerely doubt that this is one of those times, unless you look closely and wonder if they should have expelled him a long time ago for his constant interrupting of classes and terrorising the other students and staff. If he can't have a single class where he keeps himself in check, quietly take down notes and doesn't act like he's a pair of scissors away from getting stabbity, there's no way in hell he'd ever turn in an assignment that's even vaguely acceptable. Chances are good that the lecturers decided en masse to just give him the bare passing marks he needed to finish university and get him out of the place soon as.

Unfortunately, the further along any student gets the harder it is to rubber stamp them without seriously violating various regulations and requirements. If that's indeed the case, then administration would have waived off the first couple dozen complaints against Skylar, and by the time they realised how badly they'd fucked up there wasn't much they could do to fix it, and basically gritted their teeth and tried to live with the snail trails of slime he leaves behind him where ever he goes. Freaks like Skylar usually last about a semester and a half without taking such a massive offense to someone saying "I disagree" and grabbing their shit and storming out, afterwards spending a decade or two shitting up various types of social media, whining about the massive bullying they'd copped and how admin didn't merely refuse to help, but actively participated instead. But with the last semester, not even the most beaten down lecturer can rubber stamp the empty air where a half dozen of thesis, research project results and essays should be. Skyler was never going to pass and he knew it, and the posters were part of his pathetic attempts to convince everyone, including himself, that he wasn't flunking out because he's a shit awful student who refused to do some actual work, but because there was a conspiracy against him masterminded by the school admin / student body / the homos / the reptilians / the heretics who destroyed the Catholic Church for shits and giggles / Wallmart who took such a bizarre exception to having their monetary devices tampered with / the Kiwis / the Illuminati.

It's not Skylar's fault he's such a thoroughly despised fuckwit who can't even muster up a ten page essay on what he did on his holidays for his lecturers to stamp "passed, now get the fuck out" on! It's because everyone is against him because they're sooooo jealous of his genius level intelligence and feel like their own pathetic little achievements will be blocked out by his massive silhouette, leaving them to drop and die, like tiny flowers without the sun...

Nice wall.

My last semester was actually mostly finishing up a couple core requirements (the credits everyone has to take) I had left, and taking some elective CS classes to hit the credits-required-to-graduate mark, because I didn't have a minor. I had already taken (and easily passed) senior-level classes the past couple semesters. If I actually cared, I would share my transcript and scans of the assignments handed back with "110%" written at the top. Alas, I don't really give a fuck. I'm only on here because I'm also doing a Linux install on my other desk and it's taking a while.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Nice wall.

My last semester was actually mostly finishing up a couple core requirements (the credits everyone has to take) I had left, and taking some elective CS classes to hit the credits-required-to-graduate mark, because I didn't have a minor. I had already taken (and easily passed) senior-level classes the past couple semesters. If I actually cared, I would share my transcript and scans of the assignments handed back with "110%" written at the top. Alas, I don't really give a fuck. I'm only on here because I'm also doing a Linux install on my other desk and it's taking a while.

Too bad "if I actually cared" doesn't get you too far in life outside of having mommy dearest fight your battles and telling you you're special

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Too bad "if I actually cared" doesn't get you too far in life outside of having mommy dearest fight your battles and telling you you're special

She doesn't do either of those things.