Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
@Null mate, you're 100% bang on the money, but let's be honest, you're wasting your time trying to get this sperg to wise up

he is the architect of his own failure: let him reap as he has sown

Indeed -- it appears his one-sided feud with Russia goes back three years. Check out this gem from his Stack Overflow account, where he asks whether a EULA allows you to hack your own users. After all, they did agree to it!

https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/56171/is-it-legal-to-hack-forum-bots

http://archive.is/eFw21
 
You're not very good at learning, which is probably the primary reason you were removed from a higher education facility. Allow me to pass on a life lesson to you.

This is a good post, but Jesus also cautioned about preaching (or in this case, teaching) to unreceptive audiences:

"Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces." - Matthew 7:6

This applies to all lolcows in retrospect.
Indeed -- it appears his one-sided feud with Russia goes back three years. Check out this gem from his Stack Overflow account, where he asks whether a EULA allows you to hack your own users. After all, they did agree to it!

https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/56171/is-it-legal-to-hack-forum-bots

http://archive.is/eFw21
I can't believe how ignorant this is. The guy must be really desperate for some kind of power.
Didn't they give me permission to access their computer while signing up? They had to accept the agreement while making an account. The information consists mostly of IP addresses and spamposts.
:story:
 
I find this funny:

The first time I read this post in response to the question of whether Carroll should restrict admission to Catholics...

That would be doing a disservice to Catholic students.

...I put my biases about the author aside for a moment and I thought that he meant that it would be a disservice to Catholic students to not be exposed to other points of view and have their own views challenged, which is a totally reasonable and sensible position because, after all, that should be the point of an institution of higher education.

Then upon reflection I was like "wait a minute, this is Skylar Ittner who wrote that" and realized he of course was just making a lame swipe at the college and saying people shouldn't attend it. Of course this is the last person who wants to be exposed to any diversity of opinions, as he clearly illustrated with events leading up to his expulsion.
 
You're not very good at learning, which is probably the primary reason you were removed from a higher education facility. Allow me to pass on a life lesson to you.

You may not see it this way right now, but I try not to pick a fight. I try to avoid giving capable people reasons to be mad at me. Insane, destructive people conjure enough reason to be mad at me as it is. I try to not pick fights because I don't openly invite suffering into my life.

This site is legal. Everything here is permissible under the letter of the law. But you know how much your rights matter? Not shit. If the government wanted this site down, they'd find a reason. Invent one. Purport one. They'd make it happen. They've done it before: many times. No one important cares about this site. No one important cares about me. If some CIA cunt shot me in the head right now it'd be about a week before anyone noticed. Even the site would hobble along a month untouched before bills started to be unpaid and the Plan B started kicking in.

So when cops show up over some lunatic's emails, I'm polite. Yes sir, no sir. When the Australian government emails me over some nonsense, I don't instigate them. Sure, they're foreign sovereignty, but you know what? I like Australia, so yes sir, no sir. When random cykas show up with a bottle of vodka and the capacity to do things I cannot comprehend, I do not give them reason to do such things, I do not openly challenge them to do such things, because that's fucking stupid.

There's a video game I used to play called Path of Exile, a Diablo clone. There's a Witch character that casts spells. If you try to cast a spell in town, she'll say: "That would just make life complicated". I've always really, really liked that line to the point where I can recite it 4 years later. I could piss off people and brag and gloat and give people more warrant than they already have to fuck with me, but that would just make life difficult. I could trip that guy carrying boxes, but that would just make life difficult. I could shout "nigger" in a grocery store waiting in line behind four black gentlemen, I could interrupt my Skype call with my boss by screaming at the top of my lungs, I could do a lot of dumb, dumb shit--but I don't. You know why? Yea you do.

Your life is a fragile thing. Everything you have is taken for granted. Things and people. It is so, so easy for it to disappear. To dissolve. Like tissue paper. Like tears, in the rain.

No one likes a braggart. Not even God.


He spoke also this parable to certain people who were convinced of their own righteousness, and who despised all others. "Two men went up into the temple to pray; one was a Pharisee, and the other was a tax collector. The Pharisee stood and prayed to himself like this: 'God, I thank you, that I am not like the rest of men, extortioners, unrighteous, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week. I give tithes of all that I get.' But the tax collector, standing far away, wouldn't even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, 'God, be merciful to me, a sinner!' I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other; for everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but he who humbles himself will be exalted."— Luke 18:9-14
I never knew you were capable of such eloquence Null.
 
he's banned from Walmart as well
View attachment 245784

@Skylar Ittner

Do you remember that Reddit post you made a few weeks back claiming you were unfairly banned from Walmart for resetting a card reader? I'm rather curious on why your name is showing up on hackaday.com, specifically on an article that talks about using a USB device as a magnetic stripe reader. Keep in mind that this story was written in 2008 and you commented on it nearly 9 years later.

sdegs.png


I'm going to assume that you did actually work at Walmart and you got fired. On the way out you set the system up, left it in place for a few months so you would have several thousand transactions to work with and when you attempted to retrieve them you got caught.

Psychologically this would also be feasible considering you write malicious software, and at one point had an end-user license agreement which granted you permission to hack someone's computer.

https://archive.fo/fgDDS
https://hackaday.com/2008/08/04/magnetic-stripe-card-spoofer/
 
You're not very good at learning, which is probably the primary reason you were removed from a higher education facility. Allow me to pass on a life lesson to you.

You may not see it this way right now, but I try not to pick a fight. I try to avoid giving capable people reasons to be mad at me. Insane, destructive people conjure enough reason to be mad at me as it is. I try to not pick fights because I don't openly invite suffering into my life.

This site is legal. Everything here is permissible under the letter of the law. But you know how much your rights matter? Not shit. If the government wanted this site down, they'd find a reason. Invent one. Purport one. They'd make it happen. They've done it before: many times. No one important cares about this site. No one important cares about me. If some CIA cunt shot me in the head right now it'd be about a week before anyone noticed. Even the site would hobble along a month untouched before bills started to be unpaid and the Plan B started kicking in.

So when cops show up over some lunatic's emails, I'm polite. Yes sir, no sir. When the Australian government emails me over some nonsense, I don't instigate them. Sure, they're foreign sovereignty, but you know what? I like Australia, so yes sir, no sir. When random cykas show up with a bottle of vodka and the capacity to do things I cannot comprehend, I do not give them reason to do such things, I do not openly challenge them to do such things, because that's fucking stupid.

There's a video game I used to play called Path of Exile, a Diablo clone. There's a Witch character that casts spells. If you try to cast a spell in town, she'll say: "That would just make life complicated". I've always really, really liked that line to the point where I can recite it 4 years later. I could piss off people and brag and gloat and give people more warrant than they already have to fuck with me, but that would just make life difficult. I could trip that guy carrying boxes, but that would just make life difficult. I could shout "nigger" in a grocery store waiting in line behind four black gentlemen, I could interrupt my Skype call with my boss by screaming at the top of my lungs, I could do a lot of dumb, dumb shit--but I don't. You know why? Yea you do.

Your life is a fragile thing. Everything you have is taken for granted. Things and people. It is so, so easy for it to disappear. To dissolve. Like tissue paper. Like tears, in the rain.

No one likes a braggart. Not even God.


He spoke also this parable to certain people who were convinced of their own righteousness, and who despised all others. "Two men went up into the temple to pray; one was a Pharisee, and the other was a tax collector. The Pharisee stood and prayed to himself like this: 'God, I thank you, that I am not like the rest of men, extortioners, unrighteous, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week. I give tithes of all that I get.' But the tax collector, standing far away, wouldn't even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, 'God, be merciful to me, a sinner!' I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other; for everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but he who humbles himself will be exalted."— Luke 18:9-14

It's posts like this that remind me why I like you so much Daddy.
 
@Skylar Ittner In my experience almost everybody that is raised super catholic or goes to a catholic school comes out either a slut or a weirdo sex pervert so I have to ask...

What weird fetishes do you have? Because I assure you, sooner or later, we're gonna find out whether you tell us or not.

tags: MILF, incest, netorare, notgay
 
Skylar: that's a girl name in my neck of the woods.

Your anti-gay and self-destructive protest just when you were going to have to enter the real world and be a man.... what does that mean?
Maybe you are fighting your real urges. Mommy is helping, but you are not going to be swayed, are you Skylar? You saw those cute boys, and had feelings.

You know what you covet.
 
@Skylar Ittner In my experience almost everybody that is raised super catholic or goes to a catholic school comes out either a slut or a weirdo sex pervert so I have to ask...

What weird fetishes do you have? Because I assure you, sooner or later, we're gonna find out whether you tell us or not.


Agreed.

We ALWAYS find out.
 
Back