Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

I had a similar experience in pre-school, only the opposite (Teacher discovered on the 1st day that I was already reading words and numbers, and wanted me to skip straight to grade school, parents wanted me to stay and learn to socialize with others, cause I already skipped kindergarten).

It's the standard rule that behind every lolcow, there is always a lolmom.

She actually pulled her special snowflake out of school specifically to prevent him from being socialized, apparently with the intent of turning him into a retard completely unable to exist in society who will now be orbiting her for the rest of his pathetic, pudgy life.
 
Not only this, but like his obsession with the gays, it seems his transgender fixation is slowly leaking out, as further evidenced by earlier posts. If anything, it sounds as though he's trying to convince himself rather anyone else, perhaps to avoid his dysphoria and desire for cock (i.e. if he can't become a woman, then his only option would to be gay, which he's ordained wrong out of self-abasement).

Every goddamn time, the hardest who argue against the trannies are secretly wanting to be ones themselves (or hate gay sex yet want it up the butt so badly).

This is basically OPL if he actually wasn't so fucking stupid at academics (not to be confused with OPL who is a straight up dipshit who believes his sonic knockoffs exist in a Rodger Rabbit parallel mirror universe, or OPL with a budget who is Brianna Wu)

I don't even remember my kindergarten teacher as anything other than a foggy adult figure like in Peanuts animations making honking adult noises.

I don't even remember who my kindergarten teacher was. Skylar clearly has been trained to have a grudge against her.

Skylar strikes me as the kind of person who built his whole identity and self-esteem around being smarter than those around him, which drives him to keep getting into inane arguments with the assumption that he is smarter than the opposition, and thus needs to 'win' to prove his smarts to others and gain their respect. All while failing to see that his raw intellect is being wasted on inane internet bullshit to begin with.

That is a perfect summation of his behavior, I think. His ego could eclipse the sun. Especially how he tries to use the fine print in the bible to justify his position on certain views.

It's the standard rule that behind every lolcow, there is always a lolmom.

She actually pulled her special snowflake out of school specifically to prevent him from being socialized, apparently with the intent of turning him into an exceptional individual completely unable to exist in society who will now be orbiting her for the rest of his pathetic, pudgy life.

What I'd like to know now is if Skylar is estranged from his extended family (ala how all the Chandlers don't want anything to do with Chris, including his own half-brother) or possible older siblings (like is the case with Brianna Wu who, as John Walker Flynt, disowned/was disowned by his own parents and trying to find any ties back to siblings is seriously difficult).
 
Skylar's justification for being homeschooled:

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I bet he was removed because he was a belligerent narcissist even back then.

Agreed. Skylar was probably being a bigger smartass in class than usual that day, arguing with Ms. Hansen and telling the other kids he's better than them all, and she got sick of it in a hurry.
 
It's the standard rule that behind every lolcow, there is always a lolmom.

She actually pulled her special snowflake out of school specifically to prevent him from being socialized, apparently with the intent of turning him into an exceptional individual completely unable to exist in society who will now be orbiting her for the rest of his pathetic, pudgy life.
Pulling Skylar out of kindergarten because he was a precocious reader--and letting him know he was "too smart" for school--did him a huge disservice when it came to his social development, especially if he is on the autism spectrum.

There are plenty of ways to get academic enrichment for gifted kids, and since Mama Ittner was willing to homeschool, he definitely had a parent who could have made the school experience work for him academically (at least to the extent that he was truly gifted, which is debatable). But he missed out on a lot of socialization that happens between kids, in school--his parents exempted him from it, and obviously fostered the idea that he was smarter than (and therefore superior to) those kids. Scouting wasn't enough to offset it, either--not with his dad as his Scoutmaster.

(Yes, I blame both of his parents in equal measure. Both were involved, hands-on parents, and they still failed to curb his budding arrogance and address his social deficiencies. Both of them contributed to this mess, and allowed it to flourish. So good for them; they can grow old with this smug, sanctimonious manchild still under their roof.)

Here's the thing about a lot of precocious kids, who get labeled as "gifted" very early on--as adults, they might be marginally ahead of their peers, but for the most part they're at pretty much the same level as their smart-but-not-gifted peers who were simply good students. I can think of plenty of former gifted kids who, as adults, are not world-changing geniuses.

And I can think of a few (including a former pet lolcow) who stalled out as adults and are living mediocre, dead-end lives because after a childhood of being lauded as a gifted kids, and given lots of support for that, suddenly, in adulthood, nobody gave a shit. Can you do the job and get along well with people, most of whom are no more than average in intelligence and academic ability? No? Well then who fucking cares that you were a precocious reader and a homeschooled National Merit Scholar? (Or, in my lolcow's case, started college at age 14?)

Lots of former gifted kids launch into adulthood, only to land flat on their faces. The ones who recover are the ones who can develop enough humility to admit they're just as capable of being stupid and short-sighted as anyone else, and overcoming that "gifted" identity. I don't see Skylar ever doing that. The seed of it isn't in him already, and he's got enabling parents. He's fucked.
 
That's it. I've had it. I'm tired of people (Skylar) holding up the Catholic Church as some exemplar of morality. We'd be making fun of the people on Ganymede right now if the church hadn't halted scientific progress for about 800 years. They were absolutely brutal to anyone who challenged their authority (the Inquisition).
Aside from mostly not being true (unless you were a Cathar Perfect who couldn't stop sperging about it), this is mostly not true. The Church was actually pretty forward thinking and just, especially the Inquisition. The majority of negative stuff in these matters is Victorian history revision and projecting all of the unintended primitivist crap that was a biproduct of the Church losing its monopoly on dogma after the Reformation onto them. I hate to think how much further society would have fallen if the Vikings and the Church hadn't saved what they did when Islam's golden age ended.

The stuff about Mother Theresa and sex abuse is awful shit, I agree. There's a lot of real crimes to answer for without making stuff up.
 
Aside from mostly not being true (unless you were a Cathar Perfect who couldn't stop sperging about it), this is mostly not true. The Church was actually pretty forward thinking and just, especially the Inquisition. The majority of negative stuff in these matters is Victorian history revision and projecting all of the unintended primitivist crap that was a biproduct of the Church losing its monopoly on dogma after the Reformation onto them. I hate to think how much further society would have fallen if the Vikings and the Church hadn't saved what they did when Islam's golden age ended.

We agree to disagree, I'd say, but we should keep this discussion about Skylar and his exceptionality. And no matter how "progressive" the medieval Catholic Church in reality was (or not) - Skylar resembles perfectly the caricature of the flamethrowing "Death to all herectics! REEE!"-inquisitor. He's far away from the laid-back gentleness of Francis of Assisi.
 
We agree to disagree, I'd say, but we should keep this discussion about Skylar and his exceptionality. And no matter how "progressive" the medieval Catholic Church in reality was (or not) - Skylar resembles perfectly the caricature of the flamethrowing "Death to all herectics! REEE!"-inquisitor. He's far away from the laid-back gentleness of Francis of Assisi.
He's not even a Spanish priest telling the conquistadors to be less shitty to the natives because they had souls and shit.

He wants to burn the gays, but in truth he's the faggot.
 
OPL just couldn't help himself, now could he? Browsing reddit, he happened to view a post by a lesbian, prompting him to go full sanctimonious-tard (evidencing the theory from my last Ittner dump).

https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkH.../dont_be_mean_to_the_fairy/drezvf0/?context=3
http://archive.is/0RoQ7

Is Skylar being obtuse, or is he so stupid? Perhaps the former, but the latter applies regardless, seeing how he gained nothing other than making a fool of himself (and we all know how much he values his precious internet points):

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In response to being called out on his idiocy, Skylar decided to sperg out and go on a rant, clearly motivated by his impotent failures over the past year:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/7kjce6/dont_be_mean_to_the_fairy/drfieru/

Next, he continues unabashedly with the same nonsense rhetoric. I question whether or not he's capable of adjusting his lexical understanding like every other functioning adult in the world, but then again, functioning isn't exactly a word I would use to describe Mr. Ittner.

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While he's gained much notoriety on reddit, understandably, many are unaware of Skylar's :autism:. However, it doesn't take much time for people to catch on, whereupon OPL decides to blame Catholicism for his inanity:
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Also note Skylar's bizarre conception of reality and what defines it.

Amusingly, Skylar then demonstrates cognizance on par with Harold Camping or Ray Comfort:
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This post reminds me of a particular lolcow from ED, but I can't remember who--they were, I believe, a middle aged man dubbed "the king of non sequiturs". I think some meaningful comparisons can be made between the two:

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Next, Skylar compares gay people being beheaded in the Middle East with, what only I can surmise he means as people calling him a bigot. Tragic.
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But lest we not forget what a critical thinker OPL is:
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The rest of the thread is Skylar being bullied into submission, which is always a pleasure to watch. This response in particular caught my eye:
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I'd like to point out that even someone with an STI/D is likely healthier than someone like Skylar, who exercises naught, frequently engaging in gluttony, despite the teachings of his religion. This is also notwithstanding the fact Skylar is very much so likely an incel, rendering the point of sexually transmitted diseases moot.
 
Reading through Skylar's reddit history, it's clear he is still a tech faggot, with references to XKCD and posts in r/programming. The question is, does he think he'll ever get a real job in the tech industry, if even a cursory google search reveals he got his shit rolled by Fancy Bear because he didn't follow even basic level password security? How does that go in an interview? Would anyone hire a computer guy who is shit at basic security AND somehow pissed off a shadowy Russian hacking cabal? Oh, right, he also got kicked out his fake jesus college because he hates gays, which is super popular among big tech companies.
 
He sure likes to assume that he's the intelligent non-sheltered manbaby with fresh ideas. Suicide itself has not been classified as a morally evil act by Christians since mental health reform within the last century. Unless he's been going to a backwards church that refuses to do funeral services for suicide victims, most churches offer sympathy to both suicide victims and their families, because suicide is caused by a variety of psychological problems - and even health problems in the case of senior citizens ending their lives. The last thing to tell a suicidal person is that they're morally evil and going to hell for feeling like there is no way out of their complex problems.
 
His argument is "You didn't give yourself life, so you don't have permission to take it away."

Can't do it unless mommy says so...it's almost like he's a mommy's boy or something.

It's like he forgets God allowed the death penalty to be administered by Man on other men if they committed a crime worthy of it, and as for abortion, GOD killed a child to punish King David for murdering Uriah so he could have the man's wife, and in Leviticus, there are instructions for inducing miscarriage if a woman is unfaithful, explicitly authorized and endorsed by God himself via the laws he gave Moses.
 
His argument is "You didn't give yourself life, so you don't have permission to take it away."

Can't do it unless mommy says so...it's almost like he's a mommy's boy or something.

He is a momma's boy to be sure, but he's probably referring to believing that God gives you life, and suicide is sinful because it's equivalent to saying that you know better than God. I'm pretty sure God would be OK with it in Skyyyyyyylaaaaar's case tho.
 
He is a momma's boy to be sure, but he's probably referring to believing that God gives you life, and suicide is sinful because it's equivalent to saying that you know better than God. I'm pretty sure God would be OK with it in Skyyyyyyylaaaaar's case tho.

While I get the joke you're aiming for, the real reason suicide is considered a sin to God is because it amounts to the ultimate act of spite against him: He gave you your life as a gift, and to toss it away like it meant nothing is a direct slap to His face.
 
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