Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

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Wait, so is queer trans guy FtM ? I need a handbook for this shit.

EDIT: Stitchfeather could def be a future mark!
Logic would say FtM who likes guys.

Troon logic isn't real logic though so who the fuck knows what queer trans guy means.

Stitchfeathers account says his T day (trans day) is Jan 1, 2017. Isn't a T day when they get their junk rearranged?
 
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Don't people know that giving a troon money, is like feeding wild animals in a national park. They become dependant on it, start annoying everybody (even those that don't feed them) and eventually have to be shot.

Just imagine being 45 years old, with a "doctorate", and your own "business". As well as a roommate that gets a monthly check. And the two of them together can't scrape up enough to get a fucking microwave.
 
Shame that they couldn't find a place where a used vacuum or microwave would be sold for super cheap, with an unguarded donation pile if they wanted to be extra mean...
Guess that means two things, either the microwave Phil stole was a piece of shit that broke down or he lied and is an edgy little bitch boy who doesn't have the stones to steal from a Goodwill.

I think we all know which one is more likely.
 

I know Phil won't be able to read what I have to say, and even if he could he's too scared and stupid to take any action.

But if I could give one piece of advice to Phil it would be:
KICK TORREN THE FUCK OUT!!!!

Seriously this has gotten to a point were it is beyond stupid, If Phil is too scared and needs help kicking Torren out he can call the police non-emergency number and have an officer come and escort Torren out. Hopefully without getting landlord attention.) As Phil is the only person who's supposed to be living there anyway.
And I know Phil fears being alone but honestly being alone is better then being with Torren IMHO.

On the other hand I find this hilarious that Torren can be so open about his infidelity and Phil does nothing.
 
I know Phil won't be able to read what I have to say, and even if he could he's too scared and stupid to take any action.

But if I could give one piece of advice to Phil it would be:
KICK TORREN THE FUCK OUT!!!!

Seriously this has gotten to a point were it is beyond stupid, If Phil is too scared and needs help kicking Torren out he can call the police non-emergency number and have an officer come and escort Torren out. Hopefully without getting landlord attention.) As Phil is the only person who's supposed to be living there anyway.
And I know Phil fears being alone but honestly being alone is better then being with Torren IMHO.

On the other hand I find this hilarious that Torren can be so open about his infidelity and Phil does nothing.

He's been living there long enough to have acquired rights as a tenant. Just throwing him out could easily be illegal and get a restraining order against Phil himself entering his own home. This is why you don't put up psychos.
 
Hopefully without getting landlord attention.) As Phil is the only person who's supposed to be living there anyway.
He's been living there long enough to have acquired rights as a tenant. Just throwing him out could easily be illegal and get a restraining order against Phil himself entering his own home. This is why you don't put up psychos.
If Phil wanted to kick him out, at this point a legal eviction would be required. I'm unsure of the laws in Oregon regarding renters rights, tenant rights, etc - but typically in a situation where someone has gained resident status (whether they are listed on the lease agreement or not) court intervention is necessary. The evictee has the right to respond, which draws the process out if they choose to do so. Evictions can take days, months, some cases up to a year or more to finally get rid of someone.

at any rate, it'll never happen because phil's too much of a pussy to risk what little social capital being attached to toren gets him, and complaining about toren is an easy excuse for asspats.
 
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