Soyderman PS4 - Downgrades, salt, automation and autism. All because of a shitty game from 2004.

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Bassomatic said:
maybe explain what this is could help people not in the know.
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Oh my bad sir.
Well Puddlegate short story goes.
Some dude in Reddit complains about downgrades and posts a comparison pic of the spiderman graphics.
And people complain about the lack of puddles for days.
You might think I am making this shit up but I ain't.
They legit called this Puddlegate.
It's not funny it's sad
 
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Mapo Tofu said:
Oh my bad sir.
Well Puddlegate short story goes.
Some dude in Reddit complains about downgrades and posts a comparison pic of the spiderman graphics.
And people complain about the lack of puddles for days.
You might think I am making this shit up but I ain't.
They legit called this Puddlegate.
It's not funny it's sad
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Yup
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"Trailers always Lie"

seriously, trailers will almost always be more impressive than gameplay, because they're designed to wow and catch you attention, and most are made separately instead of using the actual game engine, or using the engine tweaked a bit to get specific things to happen. why is anyone surprised? Its like the complaints about the 360 not using as many pixels as was promised back in the last console generation.
 
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adorable bitch said:
Why the fuck does this have to be a new 'gate' though?

fucking reddit.
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Idk I guess it's supposed to be related to the fact they realized mentioning GamerGate in 2018 as an epic story does not make you controversial but makes you look dumb
Some Manajerk said:
"Trailers always Lie"

seriously, trailers will almost always be more impressive than gameplay, because they're designed to wow and catch you attention, and most are made separately instead of using the actual game engine, or using the engine tweaked a bit to get specific things to happen. why is anyone surprised? Its like the complaints about the 360 not using as many pixels as was promised back in the last console generation.
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People are surprised because they realized that now.
They probably realized yesterday that checking if a meat grinders work by shoving your fingers in is a shit idea
 
Interesting

Fake trailers are kind of the norm now though. They're not really lies, it's more like an exaggerated concept and I think (thought? hope?) that everyone knew that. I even hessitate to call them "fake trailers", it's more like a promo movie.
In fact I'm not even sure a lot of computers could easily render what's in that screenshot, it looks a little intense IMO. Even if it'd be easy for high-end machines, it's smarter to widen your market.

adorable bitch said:
Why the fuck does this have to be a new 'gate' though?

fucking reddit.
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I keep trying to bring attention to Tendiegate (last friday my mommy gave me five tendies when I had enough GBP for six and she ignored me when I complained and shit myself) but nobody will listen to me, this world is so corrupt.
 
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To be honest. I wish I knew these turbo spergs were a thing and dropped them into the joke that was Subaru brz release.

That coulda made a sub forum.
 
movie trailers can make even B movies seem like blockbusters.

A trailer is simply an advertisement. A wise consumer does their homework before purchasing.
 
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Hortator said:
movie trailers can make even B movies seem like blockbusters.

A trailer is simply an advertisement. A wise consumer does their homework before purchasing.
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This is a good point.

If a trailer for Jack & Jill can play to a score of In The Hall of the Mountain King but not actually have it in the movie, why can't a game trailer put in a few extra graphical features? It's not like it's lying about actual gameplay.
 
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What the fuck?? This is BULLSHIT are you fucking kidding me!? The first pic looks like the kind of awesome game I'd buy for myself and all my friends but the second one looks like a melted garbage bag that someone took a dump on and baked in the oven for an hour!!!

I am fucking PISSED! I'm a massive spiderman fan to the point of having spiderman sheets on my bed and dressing as him every year for Halloween and sometimes even just for fun in my daily life, and this is a fucking insult of a magnitude unseen by man for millennia! I want to find whoever is responsible for this travesty of gaming and smash his fucking face in with a brick over and over again until his malfunctioning brain spills out onto the pavement!

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
 
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Doc Cassidy said:
What the fuck?? This is BULLSHIT are you fucking kidding me!? The first pic looks like the kind of awesome game I'd buy for myself and all my friends but the second one looks like a melted garbage bag that someone took a dump on and baked in the oven for an hour!!!

I am fucking PISSED! I'm a massive spiderman fan to the point of having spiderman sheets on my bed and dressing as him every year for Halloween and sometimes even just for fun in my daily life, and this is a fucking insult of a magnitude unseen by man for millennia! I want to find whoever is responsible for this travesty of gaming and smash his fucking face in with a brick over and over again until his malfunctioning brain spills out onto the pavement!

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
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Moviebob did you took over his account?
 
Doc Cassidy said:
What the fuck?? This is BULLSHIT are you fucking kidding me!? The first pic looks like the kind of awesome game I'd buy for myself and all my friends but the second one looks like a melted garbage bag that someone took a dump on and baked in the oven for an hour!!!

I am fucking PISSED! I'm a massive spiderman fan to the point of having spiderman sheets on my bed and dressing as him every year for Halloween and sometimes even just for fun in my daily life, and this is a fucking insult of a magnitude unseen by man for millennia! I want to find whoever is responsible for this travesty of gaming and smash his fucking face in with a brick over and over again until his malfunctioning brain spills out onto the pavement!

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
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@Power Armor talk to this brother, will ya?
 
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