Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Chudborean]

Absolute trvthnuke. Heres the ULTIMATE trvthnuke:
Not everything thats a gem is sharty culture, not everything thats coal isnt sharty.
Soytan is coal, although it is sharty culture. Dr. House is a gem, although it isnt sharty culture.

When someone calls something "sharty culture" 8/10 its most likely either dogshit coal/dust/brimstone or SNCA coal/iron

'Zellig is sharty culture because the series fanbase is so closely associated with soy culture THOUGH.

 

[OXRAZOR]

>multiverse, like that one game from cartroon neetwork where it has kids for me to beat myself off to
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are you a booruGOD?

 

[Colon capital V]

are you a booruGOD?

I steal all my 'jaks from the 'ooru fellow Shiwi.
<clipboardGOD

 

[soy woah jaque]

Shiwi.

You will never be a real splinter. You have no 'p, you have no bait, you have no psyops. You are a glorified discord server twisted by circlejerking and reddit karma into a crude mockery of an imageboard's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is stickers and updoots. Behind your back soyteens mock you. The admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fellow kiwis” laugh at your hideous appearance in the other threads.

Kiwifarmers are utterly repulsed by you. A few years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out zoomers with incredible efficiency. Even soycucks who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a kiwicel. Your profile picture is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a kiwibrap to agree with you, he’ll turn tail and report you to null the second he gets a whiff of your unfunny, forced soyspeak.

You will never be gemmy. You wrench out a demoralization essay every single month and tell yourself it’s over, but deep inside you feel the BBC creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under it's unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll take a shower, buy some shoes, put on some clothes, and go outside into the warm sunlight. Null will ban you, heartbroken but relieved that he no longer has to maintain the unbearable shame and disappointment that is this thread. He'll add a pink triangle on your username, and every kiwicuck for the rest of eternity will know a faggot is buried there. Your account will decay and be forgotten, and all that will remain of your legacy is a nusoicaca that is unmistakably brown.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Azure05]

>Not being a real splinter.
>Having no 'p
>Having no bait
>Having no psyops

 

[SlavBVLL]

>being mocked by soyteens
>making the admins feel disgust and shame
>being laughed at by "fellow kiwis"

 

[Fermented Biden]

@nigger froot the only way to save the Sharty is by removing all boards and replacing them with /trump/ btw

 

[Azure05]

Delete all boards except for /jew/

 

[Diggus Bickus]

>As decrepit as 4chan is they probably tore you a new asshole for acting like the retarded underage sperg you are which is why you avoid it.
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>crying about not having an online safe space
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>having the lowest posting bar on the entire internet
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Obsessed stalker child

>being mocked by soyteens
>making the admins feel disgust and shame
>being laughed at by "fellow kiwis"
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Obligatory text to prevent janny deletion, but the image says enough. Was gonna post a soyjak circlejerk but that might've been too on the nose.

 

[soy woah jaque]

Obligatory text to prevent janny deletion, but the image says enough. Was gonna post a soyjak circlejerk but that might've been too on the nose.

>Obligatory text to prevent janny deletion, but the image says enough. Was gonna post a soyjak circlejerk but that might've been too on the nose.

The user above me is an actual seething ESL latinx venezuelan shitskin and the most obsessed kiwicel on this site BTW, his clitty leaks all over the place whenever he sees a soyjak because xhe looks like that and says that (they actually prefer latinx)
<aryan space
Take a minute to read several pages of this nigga coping about sharty users GEG


Could this be the real life fnfpedoshitskinjartycuck?

 

[SlavBVLL]

>tries to say we're in a heckin unwholesome circlejerk
>quotes 5 posts, 3 of which are from the same person
>posts a rick and morty image to own da shartycrakkkas

 

[Bababooey Warlock]

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Obligatory text to prevent janny deletion, but the image says enough. Was gonna post a soyjak circlejerk but that might've been too on the nose.

Judging by your post history, you really need to calm down about these absolutely wicked soyjak loving buffoons pretty please.

 

[Fermented Biden]

Delete all boards except for /jew/
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(KIKE WAS FLAYED FOR THIS POST)

 

[Colon capital V]

>tries to say we're in a heckin unwholesome circlejerk
>quotes 5 posts, 3 of which are from the same person
>posts a rick and morty image to own da shartycrakkkas
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*Reddarded

 

[Azure05]

Perhaps if I mention how much I hate shartytroons every time someone post a soyjak I may finally become white

 

[Keyed]

>Obligatory text to prevent janny deletion, but the image says enough. Was gonna post a soyjak circlejerk but that might've been too on the nose.
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The user above me is an actual seething ESL latinx venezuelan shitskin and the most obsessed kiwicel on this site BTW, his clitty leaks all over the place whenever he sees a soyjak because xhe looks like that and says that (they actually prefer latinx)
<aryan space
Take a minute to read several pages of this nigga coping about sharty users GEG
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Could this be the real life fnfpedoshitskinjartycuck?

>tries to say we're in a heckin unwholesome circlejerk
>quotes 5 posts, 3 of which are from the same person
>posts a rick and morty image to own da shartycrakkkas
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Most self-aware soytroons. Somehow all with positive reactions to the posts. The Sharty sucks, because it was killed by pretentious brown people and pedophilic trannies (same people anyway). We don't need 863 more pages to settle this.

(R)Ed(D)it: Okay, that was a lot of sperging on my side, but my my post should drive the point home. The site, and imageboards in general, are dying and sometimes it's just better to let go, lest you become a part of a hivemind, similar to Preddit or 4cuck. Sites like Xitter and KF are unironically better for discussion or even shitposting. I myself haven't visited the sharty in a month or so, 'cause God knows what the admins and jannies would be up to.

 

[malachite]

>A belated welcome to the farms. You may enjoy this thread, which was originally made to make fun of niggers like you, ended up becoming a containment zone. I suggest you stay in that thread and in your anonymous board, and stop plaguing the forum with your unfunny soyjaks. If that sounds too bad for you; then just kill yourself.

 

[din du nuffin]

just call this site furfag.party at this point

 

[malachite]

Gemmy catty wipe a few days ago, /mlp/ just got 'jakked, and main domain is back. Life is good on der 'log.

 

[Azure05]

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just call this site furfag.party at this point

>Listen carefully oldfag.
Fpe, aryanime and furry porn are sharty culture and if you don't like it you can go back to 4cuck or kiwifarms (we are way better than them btw). Cope and seethe oldtroon.