Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

[FrozenFlame]

Lol, so he got drugged and raped by a tranny and GDQ backs the rapist. The absolute fucking state of speedrunning.

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At least it seems like ceriam is getting some support.

The funny thing is in one breath shes saying how she and another guy encouraged him to get as drunk as possible for the lulz and then in another breath saying Ceriam got drunk of his own accord........well which is it?

I feel like if you know someone has a problem with alcohol and you're encouraging them to get wrecked then you're a shitty person.


Also lol @ "I didn't file a police report because of personal reasons."

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

how the fuck can this troon even think for the smallest time unit possible think it passes as a women?

 

[Boss Bass]

The funny thing is in one breath shes saying how she and another guy encouraged him to get as drunk as possible for the lulz and then in another breath saying Ceriam got drunk of his own accord........well which is it?

I feel like if you know someone has a problem with alcohol and you're encouraging them to get wrecked then you're a shitty person.


Also lol @ "I didn't file a police report because of personal reasons."

“I wish you the best, but you’re the predator here”

How the fuck do you make that statement?

 

[Tanner Glass]

The funny thing is in one breath shes saying how she and another guy encouraged him to get as drunk as possible for the lulz and then in another breath saying Ceriam got drunk of his own accord........well which is it?

I feel like if you know someone has a problem with alcohol and you're encouraging them to get wrecked then you're a shitty person.


Also lol @ "I didn't file a police report because of personal reasons."

Also, Jesus Christ. "He got drunk of his own volition so I was in the right to take advantage of him - even though I can clearly acknowledge there was no way for him to give consent or fight back"

EDIT - Rape Culture.jpg

 

[D.Va]

Copies of the Google docs are attached because these are pretty embarrassing essays to publish on the online and it'd be a shame if they sobered up and removed them.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Found this on r/samandtolki, tweet got deleted and nobody archived it so eh.

Edit: Screencap and tweet are definitely real since they got corroborated in this doc by the third person that was around. The relevant part:

ceriam has decided to release a screencap of the conversation they had surrounding the ordeal the next morning because it is literally the only thing that he has to hide behind in this, other than the general confusion that this is shrouded in. Yes, uko told him that it was okay. That's what she told all of us. She also didn't know what to say ultimately because she was STILL PROCESSING WHAT THE FUCK HAD HAPPENED TO HER AND NEEDED THE TIME TO REALIZE THAT IT WASN'T FUCKING OKAY BECAUSE IT WAS INCREDIBLY SHOCKING AND FRIGHTENING TO HER. If her ultimate goal was justice and to have him locked up for it, yeah. She should've spoken immediately. Sure. She's said it many times though and I'll reiterate: She doesn't care about that. We realize that it's too late for productive legal recourse. We just want you to know what happened. And we want you to be weary of this man. It is as simple as that.

ceriam never asked once if she was okay. When she initially made her decision to block him and issue the news of what had happened to the people in her discord, I spoke with him in an attempt to peacefully mediate and before I really even had a chance to say much, he was aggressively defending himself and saying just about everything that a man who is trying to frantically free himself of guilt would say. I know it seems natural for a man in his position, but being the guy who was RIGHT THERE AND SAW IT ALL FIRST HAND...nah. That display of character was the final straw for me and that was when I completely stopped caring about whether or not he walked away from this okay.

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https://archive.is/c2aTI

 

[FrozenFlame]

Found this on r/samandtolki, tweet got deleted and nobody archived it so eh.
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Edit: Screencap and tweet are definitely real since they got corroborated in this doc by the third person that was around. The relevant part:


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My favorite part of all this is where Ceriam says that Uko has sent out dick pics...because that's totally what girls do you guys, send out pictures of their dick to horny men.

This individual is :autism:

 

[SiccDicc]

how the fuck can this troon even think for the smallest time unit possible think it passes as a women?

A Culture of Enablement.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Update on the troon rape saga.

Ever seen this pattern before? The gofundme was quickly deleted, but will be up again later. It just makes a sketchy situation sketchier.

Then, uko did an AMA on samandtolki of all places. Basically what you'd expect. Uko also confirmed the gofundme was set up by her in the AMA. Private twitter is ukopriv, for the record.

 

[LN 910]

Hitman Speedrunner Kotti got a tiny bit salty about my thread on him recently.

 

[Rip_In_Pepperino]

Speedrunning video games is a hobby that many treat like a full-time job. Some games are so long, they require players to play uninterrupted for hours and take plenty of eating/bathroom/even sleeping breaks in between. Most long speedgames are RPGs, some of which exceed the amount of waking time for the average person per day.

Ordinarily, you would only get to do lots of planning and do an actual run once in a while, though there are some people who can run long games just about every day.

And this is where the lolcow element comes in.

Many people who constantly do long speedruns tend to be Western European (or Australian) NEETs who live off of very little, don't seem to have any other hobbies, and receive unemployment benefits. A few examples:

Maffoonian from England- does Nemesis in Final Fantasy 10. Has had the world record in all 3 important versions (PS2, PS4, and PC). That run is at least 20 hours long. The most commonly run version, on PS2, is over 22 hours.

Zer0skar from Finland- does Order of Ambrosia in Final Fantasy 12. A day long run that he does every other weekend.

Neviutz from Germany- does console Persona games, which are longer than a waking day. Is the definitive example of a Western otaku.

Highspirits from the USA- One of the few well-rounded Western Dragon Quest runners. Is older than most speedrunners. Finally left his parents' house at 36. Favorite game to run is Dragon Quest 7, the longest Dragon Quest game, which he has the English PS1 and 3DS records for.

Cordellium from the USA- Runs Xenogears. Any% is as long as a waking day and 100% is longer than a day.

Closetowar from the USA- Runs several categories in both Dark Cloud games. Both True 100%s are longer than a day.

PinkPajamas from the USA- Runs Shin Megami Tensei games.

Werster from Australia- Runs Pokemon games, notably all the day-long Pokemon Stadium games.

Legrandgrand from France- Runs Nintendo RPGs like Xenoblade and Tokyo Mirage.

Mergy from Germany- Runs Yu-Gi-Oh games

KaineTheBrain from the USA- Does the week-long Grandia 100% run

Totozigemm from the USA- does 100% in Digimon World 3. His revised run is 86 hours.

P4ntz from the USA- does long Nintendo runs

Zenavathar from the USA- Is working on a Digimon World 2 TAS, expected to finish by 2024.

And finally...

Baffan from France- has done the two-week-long Baten Kaitos 1 100% run on multiple occasions.

These people will grow up with no life experiences other than interacting with internet usernames and producing long videos nobody will watch instead of making friends and money.

I got a couple of new follow ideas from that post; I like watching and listening to long JRPGs (as "sleep-streams"), so I was already following most of the people on that list, and I also liked the idea of the Really-Really-Long-a-Thon that was held around one of Baffan's attempts (unfortunately he forgot a missable item somewhere and it ended up being 99.74% or so).

This is the Trihex pleb chat for SGDQ right after the Mega Man 9 run PMG appeared on the couch.

All the b& people (the <mensagem apagada>, it's in Portuguese) were just saying "Can we think it now?" and "Can we say it now?"

It seems Trihex has to walk on eggshells to be "allowed" to host the SGDQ stream, so they're enforcing the rules rigidly and the mods are working with double effort to keep chat clean.

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I got B& a few years ago, I think for complaining about Blueglass, and more recently I learned you can't even host a channel if you're banned from it.

 

[Super Collie]

complaining about Blueglass

How dare you.

 

[GraniteRode]

I meant to post up the stuff from Uko/ceriam when I found out about it but I've been extraordinarily busy. Glad someone else found it and posted it. I'm also enlightened to see the new posts by ceriam and the third party with the other side of the story and clarifying this shit.

One thing I do want to point out that I remember seeing was Twitch streamer toucansham requesting no one use ceriam's emotes anymore on his Discord or in his Twitch chat after Uko posted up the original document talking about his "experiences" with ceriam at GDQ. I think because of the amount of "detail" to the document that was written, people naturally jumped on board the rape train and took Uko at his word before ceriam could even defend himself.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Looks like someone took uko's old account name and is now LARPing. Samandtolki thread

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolk...d_starts_tweeting_in/?st=JOI6VWJX&sh=f7735007

Holy shit. Uko is typing in limericks now (goes by mollytsm now on twitter), and keeps doing it in that thread.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Uko's been unraveling more and more. Like, this is reaching Narcissa levels.

Filmed himself on a swing for two hours while talking about Earthbound.

Spoiler: LONG: Dragging his mental illness into an Earthbound discord server

Might be a rapist, might just be part of the mental breakdown.

Do I smell a rivalry?

Picture of mental health right here.

 

[I am a nigger]

I've noticed a YT cottage industry pop up over the summer, channels dedicated to documenting speed-running have become popular. A lot of this guys videos seem to indicate tons of drama that might be under the surface.

 

[Boss Bass]

I've noticed a YT cottage industry pop up over the summer, channels dedicated to documenting speed-running have become popular. A lot of this guys videos seem to indicate tons of drama that might be under the surface.

Goose’s brand of folksy autism is riveting. I’ve always said I’ll watch a passionate, intelligent person talk about their field no matter how banal I may find their area of study. Goldeneye “history” is about the stupidest fucking thing imaginable, yet his videos are wildly entertaining.

 

[I am a nigger]

Goose’s brand of folksy autism is riveting. I’ve always said I’ll watch a passionate, intelligent person talk about their field no matter how banal I may find their area of study. Goldeneye “history” is about the stupidest fucking thing imaginable, yet his videos are wildly entertaining.

I unironically enjoy his content, I'm not afraid to show my autism.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I've watched most of goose's videos. Well, its more like I've listened to them while doing other stuff. But its white noise, I can't for the life of me tell you who got which times other than Clemens is a troll and Boshart is a bro.