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Are you interested in Square Enix's Marvel's Avengers?

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I still can't believe the *genius* way to introduce Kamala Khan to a wider audience is to have her win a FANFICTION contest, of all things. Fanfic hags have been the subject of Internet mockery for years. You don't put that evil on a character you actually want people to think is cool.

Then again, they've had no idea how to make this character work for years in the comics so I guess her becoming the Scrappy-Doo of The Avengers in her first major role outside of the comics makes sense.
 
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The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
What the fuck is this and why is everyone whispering

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Jesus Christ. They really are trying to make her into Spider-Man. Even having her give inspirational speechs Captain America gave to Spider-Man at kids who tell her her fanfiction sucks.

I was skipping this before, but hoo boy this is gonna be a bigger doozie than I thought. Just had to get their shot out against gate keeping in there so all the people who've never read a comic or done anything besides watch the MCU can go "Yaaas Kween! Slay!"

Only in 2020 could we have a characters who's origin is that she's a tumblr fag who got hit with dipshit gas while trying to win a fanfiction contest.
 
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Also, I heard you guys love generic robots.
Good news: That's is indeed what you fight for the majority of the story, even for boss fights. There's like 17 main story missions, with half of them feeling like grindy side quests, and out of those only three bosses (Taskmaster, Abomination and Modok) aren't generic, but giant, robots. And I really hope you like samey metal corridors, Desert Canyons, City Street and Snowy Wastelands, because that's basically the level variation. Seriously, this is a comic book universe with years of history, locations and characters; and yet the game barely uses any of it.

And the game ends rather abruptly with Modok's second in command taking over AIM after his death and, I think, a hint that the Kree are going to invade in future.
 
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TheAmbiguousLurker said:
Also, I heard you guys love generic robots.
Good news: That's is indeed what you fight for the majority of the story, even for boss fights. There's like 17 main story missions, with half of them feeling like grindy side quests, and out of those only three bosses (Taskmaster, Abomination and Modok) aren't generic, but giant, robots. And I really hope you like samey metal corridors, Desert Canyons, City Street and Snowy Wastelands, because that's basically the level variation. Seriously, this is a comic book universe with years of history, locations and characters; and yet the game barely uses any of it.

And the game ends rather abruptly with Modok's second in command taking over AIM after his death and, I think, a hint that the Kree are going to invade in future.
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I guess it's as generic as the MCU.
 
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I'd love to watch what was posted but it already got deleted. Been watching this game from day 1 and it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. The influencer managers for this game are the typical twitter users, hardcore leftists, who called the UFC President a Nazi because he said everyone to unite at the RNC. Can't wait to watch this game explode in their face after fake hyping it so hard all over social media when no one gives a shit about this game.

What really gets me is Square Enix Play Arts has made some neat designs for Marvel heroes so... Why not let Japan use those designs and make their own Action RPG based on Marvel instead of some has-been American company.
 
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ProblematicUser420 said:
Jesus Christ. They really are trying to make her into Spider-Man. Even having her give inspirational speechs Captain America gave to Spider-Man at kids who tell her her fanfiction sucks.

I was skipping this before, but hoo boy this is gonna be a bigger doozie than I thought. Just had to get their shot out against gate keeping in there so all the people who've never read a comic or done anything besides watch the MCU can go "Yaaas Kween! Slay!"

Only in 2020 could we have a characters who's origin is that she's a tumblr fag who got hit with dipshit gas while trying to win a fanfiction contest.
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The line "tumblr paki on way to fanfiction contest gets superpowers from jenkem" should not describe any character that isn't meant to be a parody, but this is the future Marvel chose.
TheAmbiguousLurker said:
Also, I heard you guys love generic robots.
Good news: That's is indeed what you fight for the majority of the story, even for boss fights. There's like 17 main story missions, with half of them feeling like grindy side quests, and out of those only three bosses (Taskmaster, Abomination and Modok) aren't generic, but giant, robots. And I really hope you like samey metal corridors, Desert Canyons, City Street and Snowy Wastelands, because that's basically the level variation. Seriously, this is a comic book universe with years of history, locations and characters; and yet the game barely uses any of it.

And the game ends rather abruptly with Modok's second in command taking over AIM after his death and, I think, a hint that the Kree are going to invade in future.
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>Literally only the three villains shown in the trailer
>Not using actual Marvel landmarks for seventeen fucking levels so they can attempt to sequel bait this dumpster fire

I'd be mad, but I'd be wasting "madness" at shit more worth being mad about.
 
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Dang Woodchucks! said:
The line "tumblr paki on way to fanfiction contest gets superpowers from jenkem" should not describe any character that isn't meant to be a parody, but this is the future Marvel chose.

>Literally only the three villains shown in the trailer
>Not using actual Marvel landmarks for seventeen fucking levels so they can attempt to sequel bait this dumpster fire

I'd be mad, but I'd be wasting "madness" at shit more worth being mad about.
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Yup, outside of a level about the Helicarrier getting attacked, you don't really go to any recognizable Marvel Locations. And the villains? Task Master and Abomination's screen-time are literally what you've already seen from previews and trailers. Well, unless you count them appearing as a repeatable boss fight side missions. They contribute absolutely nothing to the story outside of being an obstacle.
 
What a cluster fuck of a game.

This clearly was meant to target the most casual of MCU fans with the boring "realism" look, the lack of any real notable Marvel locations or comic book villains and the overly drab and somber story.

Yet they picked Ms. Marvel, a person that only the most die hard woke twitter users give a shit about, as the main character.

They use MODOK, a very cartoony giant head, for the main villain.

They didn't attempt to have any of the Avengers look, act or sound like their MCU counterparts.

And all of this took over five years to make? We lost Deus Ex for this?
 
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Definitely a finished game
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