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Cardenio said:
Poll time:
Please rate this post feels :feels: if you're like me and couldn't point out where Sri Lanka is on the map.
And obviously rate it dumb (trash can emoji) if I'm just a total dunce. They have to be in Asia right, but christ I have no idea what part they're in.

Lie if you want, but I know for certain the majority of my fellow Americans have no fucking clue where Sri Lanka is. Hell I bet many have never heard of it.

Wow, turns out it's right under India. Never would have guessed that.
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From its name, I would've guessed near India, probably to the east. I got 1/2 right.
 
good. nations that depend on import should suffer. to be dependent on import - this idea was invented by geezers from colleges.
 
Rei is shit said:
Looks like protesters entered the Presidents residence and are forcing him to resign. This is like Jan 6th but real.
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Haven't forced him to resign yet. President fled just before the protestors stormed the residence and no one has a clue where he is at the moment. The guy is done though; you don' t flee this sort of situation and expect to end up back in power, especially after already exhausting your supply of prime minister scapegoats.

Rajapaksa was the one who ended the civil war so it's very likely this yields another bout of conflict once he's officially gone and the new President proves just as worthless in fixing the situation.
 
Scale Smerch said:
Haven't forced him to resign yet. President fled just before the protestors stormed the residence and no one has a clue where he is at the moment. The guy is done though; you don' t flee this sort of situation and expect to end up back in power, especially after already exhausting your supply of prime minister scapegoats.

Rajapaksa was the one who ended the civil war so it's very likely this yields another bout of conflict once he's officially gone and the new President proves just as worthless in fixing the situation.
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Gonna be hard to fight a civil war with no gas or food
 
Montalbane said:
How are srilankan women?
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Take a Pajeet and isolate them to an island to inbreed for centuries...
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Ancient China definitely had the right idea when it came to governance. Do a good job, you get to keep your job. Fail, you lose your head.

Some things never change.

borsabil said:
Someone should tell the J6ers, that's what an actual insurrection looks like.

When people are hungry and desperate enough no fucks will be given.
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And the rulers are trying to take food away from the table now just to replace them with bugs. Its the highschool equivalent of a jock bullying the nerd to the point they force the nerd to eat some disgusting shit.

Eventually, the nerd stops caring about what happens to him and wants to see the jock suffer.
 
Ukraine is Big Gay said:
I am truly saddened and concerned in these troubled times and I'd like to say on behalf of the American people when it comes time for these displaced peoples seeking refuge-NOT IT, TAKE EM AWAY UK.
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They're very, very,  very stupid but even the American globohomo folk aren't dumb enough to import people who literally storm the palace like this into their emperor's playground. They only import the third worlders that engage in petty crime or harming the civilian pop, they won't bring over people who might Minecraft them en masse.
ZazietheBeast said:
Eventually, the nerd stops caring about what happens to him and wants to see the jock suffer.
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Then one day, people in the hall hear Pumped Up Kicks start playing, and that's that
 
The high population density is going to add a whole extra layer of hell to this. I hope they don’t cut off the county’s internet access because this is going to be interesting to watch.
 
The sad truth is the collapse of the government will only make things worse. Somalia tier in 6 months. Nobody is going to want to assume control of this mess. Criminal Gangs and warlords will soon fill the power vacuum
 
Liz Cheney is in DC right now fuming mad at peoples seeing what a real insurrection looks like and taking it out on some trafficked slave in a Capitol dungeon.
 
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