Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

[soulgains]

I’ve never checked his stuff out as my YouTube algorithm was somehow full of Cumtown clips channels that would crop up I could block them but I will now. Thank you for the recommendation.

I neglected to mention the most cow things about him are his feud with Nick Mullen, as well as his lifestyle (he allegedly still lives with his parents and works at 7/11, according to Nick). Apparently Nick asked Tom to buy him a drink at a comedy club, Tom refused, and Nick used his set to basically riff on and make fun of him. Tom's career and fame is the direct result of him being Nick's personal lolcow.

I watched a late night show called ‘After Midnight’ hosted by a comedian named Taylor Tomlinson. It is produced by that incredibly unfunny hack Stephen Colbert and, unsurprisingly, it‘s soooo bad. It’s one of those crappy shows where they have plants in the audience whose only job is to wildly cackle and laugh at ANYTHING said by the host or the guests.

It is Grade A Shyte.

Taylor Tomlinson dated that Jew writer for the Daily Show turned comic Sam Morril, and they made a series of shitty videos during covid together. I'd assume thats why the Colbert connection is there. Regardless of that shes an unfunny hack, Mike Redbar (of RedbarRadio, also Jewish) has a number of segments breaking down how insecure and catty she actually is.

 

[The Hardest R]

Tomlinson is pretty representative of modern stand up which is “lol wacky and zany” and “haha so relatable.” Nothing interesting to say and has no inclination to draw outside the lines. She has a big head and has the face of a fat bitch because women aren’t supposed to look attractive in current year plus nine.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Tomlinson is pretty representative of modern stand up which is “lol wacky and zany” and “haha so relatable.” Nothing interesting to say and has no inclination to draw outside the lines. She has a big head and has the face of a fat bitch because women aren’t supposed to look attractive in current year plus nine.

She went on Neal Brennan’s Blocks podcast to discuss her religious trauma from growing up in a devoutly Christian family. She looks and sounds so boring that I’m amazed she has any kind of career.

Blocks is a great podcast if you want to plumb the depths of comedian lolcows.

 

[TURBONIGGERKIKE]

Tomlinson fat

Enjoy prison

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

s. That's because she used her OF for comedy blogging??

the people that run credit card companies have these weird morality laws and OF is able to remain so profitable because they didn't start out as a porn site and don't have to give up the huge percentage of money in credit card processing fees as pornsites. but in order to keep up the charade that they're not a porn site they have to do stuff like get comedians and celebrities to make accounts and they pay them a shitload to maintain a presence on there and even with paying people like Sofie hundreds of dollars to use the site, its still worth it because of how much money they're saving. its like they have a 3% fee vs a 10% fee or something insane.

and any other Deathsquad goon

so you only watched like 10 of the first 300 episodes?

comedian named Taylor Tomlinson.

her boyfriend Sam Morrill is a kike, but he's pretty big on free speech and his best friend/former roommate Joe Machi was a heavy /pol/ user during the trump primary season. i'm surprised the show isn't better because of how many "names" Taylor could have on speed dial. the original show hosted by accused rapist Chris Hardwick was great for its day.

has a number of segments breaking down how insecure and catty she actually is.

was she the one that had a break down when he did that banana joke or is it another female comedian.

Blocks is a great podcast if you want to plumb the depths of comedian lolcows.

Neal has always been a fag that lucked out getting with Dave, he's one of those stereotypical liberals of the genX era who censor people hard and are all about therapy but will let some nigger like Andrew Tate just say rape jokes for an hour because they don't want to lash out at a black.

 

[soulgains]

She went on Neal Brennan’s Blocks podcast to discuss her religious trauma from growing up in a devoutly Christian family. She looks and sounds so boring that I’m amazed she has any kind of career.

Blocks is a great podcast if you want to plumb the depths of comedian lolcows.

The "religious trauma" of being expected to not get knocked up by Tyrone and pump out a litter of nigglets. Most comedians lie, or exaggerate for a better story/joke, but at least most of the time its actually justified because its funny. Taylor is bland White woman with no interesting life experiences or trauma, so she has to paint her good childhood in the worst possible light so she can write unfunny sets. She's never said a single thing that was original or that even made me slightly chuckle. She's alot like that Matt Rife faggot, they can never be genuinely self depricating or drop their ego for 20 minutes, it always bleeds through and makes it apparent they're too retarded and self obsessed to be good comics.

 

[Rick The Stick]

David Lucas. Just look this nigger up on yotube and marvel at the cringe and flowering cowdom

 

[Harm]

I know the jokes about Tony being gay are played out at this point, but this man-on-man flirtation he initiates here is so blatant that it blows my mind. He all but propositions this chubby dude then and there to fuck him after the show. The one minute comedy set he did was mediocre, but they're all fawning over him and talking about how they need to make his career a reality and how he's such a "sweet" boy (I'm toning it down, it's fucking crazy the things he actually says). I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out like 2lazy2try or Podcast Cringe. Hopefully Redbar is watching.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Neal has always been a fag that lucked out getting with Dave, he's one of those stereotypical liberals of the genX era who censor people hard and are all about therapy but will let some nigger like Andrew Tate just say rape jokes for an hour because they don't want to lash out at a black.

It's ridiculous that you're the first person I've ever seen admit this. I wish I had more than one winner sticker to give

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Someone probably already mentioned it, but Anthony Logatto, the guy who iirc is the inspiration for the MATI sticker. He did a stand up routine that was really bad.

 

[The Decimator]

Someone probably already mentioned it, but Anthony Logatto, the guy who iirc is the inspiration for the MATI sticker. He did a stand up routine that was really bad.

A-Log: “By the way, how many Star Wars fans do we have in the house?”
Guy in audience: “None!”

 

[The Decimator]

Can't believe we've gone this long without mentioning Jay Mohr. On the plus side, his Christopher Walken impression is spot on. On the other hand, he is a pathological liar who got himself in trouble on SNL when he stole an entire routine from another comedian named Rick Shapiro. He tried to deny it until Lorne Michaels showed him a video of said routine, then he fessed up to it. Unsurprisingly, he was fired at the end of the season. bullshit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jay Mohr

His was the first podcast I ever listened to on a regular basis, about 13 years ago. He was married to Nikki Cox then and is now married to the owner of the LA Lakers.

Jay has spent the past several years coaching wrestling and talking about how his career was all but decimated by Rogan and Kreisher (in Jay’s estimation). The way he tells it, he lost hundreds of thousands of dollars of income because those two made a big deal of the Tracy Morgan story mess and Jay slapping Burt in the face when he was opening for Mohr.

 

[TURBONIGGERKIKE]

His was the first podcast I ever listened to on a regular basis, about 13 years ago. He was married to Nikki Cox then and is now married to the owner of the LA Lakers.

Jay has spent the past several years coaching wrestling and talking about how his career was all but decimated by Rogan and Kreisher (in Jay’s estimation). The way he tells it, he lost hundreds of thousands of dollars of income because those two made a big deal of the Tracy Morgan story mess and Jay slapping Burt in the face when he was opening for Mohr.

Owen a farms jay Mohr

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Can't believe we've gone this long without mentioning Jay Mohr. On the plus side, his Christopher Walken impression is spot on. On the other hand, he is a pathological liar who got himself in trouble on SNL when he stole an entire routine from another comedian named Rick Shapiro. He tried to deny it until Lorne Michaels showed him a video of said routine, then he fessed up to it. Unsurprisingly, he was fired at the end of the season. bullshit.

I've seen some of his stuff and thought it was mundane at best, and am even familiar with the whole Tracy Morgan Joke thing that he's salty about. But as for his SNL time, I heard he was super salty about rarely appearing in any sketches, so much so that he published a scathing tell-all book titled "Gasping For Airtime". However, some people were skeptical of it and outright denied its content. Have you ever read his book?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I heard he was super salty about rarely appearing in any sketches, so much so that he published a scathing tell-all book titled "Gasping For Airtime". However, some people were skeptical of it and outright denied its content. Have you ever read his book?

I have, over a decade ago. I remember it being interesting and worth reading. He also has a pretty funny parenting memoir entitled No Wonder My Parents Drank.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Tom Myers, of Cumtown fame, is an un-self aware anti-comedian from Baltimore who can't comprehend his own accidental genius. His jokes have no rhyme or reason to them, almost as if he's just going up on stage and riffing the entire time.
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Personally I laugh harder at his jokes than 90% of these hack podcast comedians because its clear hes not phoning it in and this is genuinely the best he can do. There is something genuine about this and you can tell that he actually does care about stand up and it isn't just a grift for him.

When was this guy on cumtown?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When was this guy on cumtown?

I believe Cumtown just went after him.

 

[The Hardest R]

Jay Mohr

As unimpressive as he is, he always lucked out with women. Of course, Nikki Cox ruined her face with plastic surgery but he fucked her at her prime.

It's ridiculous that you're the first person I've ever seen admit this. I wish I had more than one winner sticker to give

He did a podcast with Moshe Kasher where they focused on interviewing blacks and it was always interesting if the black guest wanted to discuss social justice. Neal and Moshe would always get excited. It was before the SJW era really hit but Neal’s a big fag.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Owen a farms jay Mohr

Jay Mohr? That's a name I haven't heard in years.