Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[The Doom Slayer]

Lets not jump to conclusions.....ok let me check out the actor

Star Trek: Gayniggers from Outer Space.

To boldly go where no gaynigger has gone before.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Oh by the way Tilly is in this one too

How much fatter will she get? If she's not floating around like Baron Harkonnen I will be disappointed.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I guess we finally know who comes out on top in ye olde Kirk vs Picard debate.

Shatner directed a bad Star Trek movie, but at least he still seems like a guy who knows where he is.

It's genuinely bleak watching one of the coolest guys in TV history turn into a doddering mummy who says whatever the studio goons want him to say.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Shatner directed a bad Star Trek movie, but at least he still seems like a guy who knows where he is.

How dare you call Star Trek V 'bad', good sir.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Novels, which do acknowledge in universe that mission and the loss of Kirk did colored everyone's perception of him.

Edit: Interaction between Kirk and Harriman was from the beginning of Generations.

I really need to start reading these novels.

Ok I will just link some interview quotes to save myself the trouble

That's not how holograms work. They're usually the same mental age as their program, whether they achieve sentience or not. Voyager's EMH never called himself a child because he was modeled after an adult.

But hey, it's not like they're going to reference Voyager by bringing back the Doctor--OH WAIT.

Apparently this is the designated evil rich privileged ffffucking huwyte(passing) male character of the series who exists to be humiliated and smugly lectured for his failings and inferiority, and thus either meekly grovel before the stunningly brave and diverse characters or become a perennial punching bag until he joins the bad guys to eventually be killed without hesitation


Half hoped this would be Neelix's distant descendent having settled on Jersey shore and adopted the local customs including dicksuckin duck lips, but sadly no. She is the "good" rich priveleged character according to the notes, and thus she exists as an asspatter, fluffer and likely fucktoy for the viewpoint mullato and RoboShaniqua

I thought the Federation didn't need money? How can there be rich kids?

THIS SUMMER...PAUL GIAMATTI IS.....SPACE TRUMP (rated PG-13)

So this would be the third Star Trek villain based on Trump?

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Ayy mon don'cha worry nao, back in me streets on Qo'noS e'rebody keeps it irie all de tyem.

Ain't no one open 'dere fuckin eyes no more, not even when swingin' de Bat'leth, ja feel me?

"Dude, what if... what if we're already in Sto-vo-kor?"

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

I thought the Federation didn't need money? How can there be rich kids?

(((Someone))) owns most of the replicators.

 

[Captain Syrup]

So this would be the third Star Trek villain based on Trump?

In fairness to Nu-Trek I don’t think we’ve had a real Republican analog in a while.

There was that Paxton guy in the last season of Enterprise, but that whole plotline had no spine. Then they swung again with that Confederation in Picard which was "what if 'Inferno' from Doctor Who was total ass?"

 

[Flexo]

Speaking of, it is amusing to look at the conversation at the start of this thread and see people shitting on both Voyager and Enterprise. 12 years later and they are remembered with fondness compared to nu-Trek. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was…

Yes ot is "ironic" how the worst thing Trek ever did, stops being that when Trek does something worse than it.

So "odd" and "funny" how that works out.

 

[Flexo]

That sequence was deeply bizarre to me as a kid but then I got older and started to understand boomer slop. Harriman's crying in a war zone like “Wh-what’s a compass??” and then this 75-year-old sighs dramatically and says "We gotta turn the coolant valve counterclockwise,” and the young guy’s like “We should ask ChatGPT!!"

Sad part is that's increasingly every day life.

Some of our new hires I think would need a GPS to help them if I said to go touch grass, and they may need to look up what grass is.

 

[UnKillFill]

How much fatter will she get? If she's not floating around like Baron Harkonnen I will be disappointed.

Obligatory.

Tilly so fat, she asked if Data's emotions chip came with dip.

Tilly so fat, Senator Vreenak insisted that a picture of her had to be a
fake.

Tilly so fat, Kirk would not have sex with her

Tilly so fat, she got lost in the Delta quadrant and the Gamma quadrant at the same time.

Tilly so fat, she thinks the Q Continuum is a barbecue joint.

Tilly so fat, her flatulence is responsible for an entire solar system of gas giants.

Tilly so fat, Kirk went back to the 80s to save her.

Tilly so fat, she lives *wide* and prospers.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

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I'm gonna find myself an empty island with a cottage to retire to, and I'm gonna stay there until morale improves.

I read that as "I'm going to go watch Babylon 5"

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

What if a bunch of retards on a gossip forum banded together to make an unlicensed, unsolicited fan project?

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

What if a bunch of retards on a gossip forum banded together to make an unlicensed, unsolicited fan project?

Dunno, could be a lot of fun?

 

[Miller]

Now I want to note as a point of personal pride that I did not search this niggerfaggot's name before I made my OG prediction he would be a gay jigaboo klingon. My gaydar was activated by his effeminate eunuch bearing in the photos/trailer and my schizophrenic mental calculations as to the homogay ratio of currentyear products, not to mention my careful following of the Nasneed prognostications, and finding out I was 1000% on the money is rather satisfying

Yeah, just by looking at the character (Klingon with no muscles wearing an extra-slim Soyfleet uniform) was enough to check the zesty box.

 

[Flexo]

What if a bunch of retards on a gossip forum banded together to make an unlicensed, unsolicited fan project?

I would chip in to adapt one of your greentexts.

 

[Judge Holden]

Obligatory.

Tilly so fat Neelix finally ran out of Leola Root Stew

Tilly so fat she beat the Crystalline entity in a pie eating contest

Tilly so fat she got stuck in the guardian of forever

 

[Captain Syrup]

I read that as "I'm going to go watch Babylon 5"

"This strange, feathered being is the avatar for Star Trek fans now."

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

What if a bunch of retards on a gossip forum banded together to make an unlicensed, unsolicited fan project?

I'll start the wiki!

In all seriousness, if AI was better we could easily throw together a season or two of Star Trek. It'd be funnier than Lower Decks and more compelling than STD.

 

[Lithos]

If you guys did it, I'd like to see a show that had "Everyday Joe Starfleet", the one commissioned guy that stands for the Federation and Federation Values.

Like "Lower Decks", but you know, more poignant and reflective (and far, far less SCREAMING!) of enlisted or young commissioned life, their families, and reflections on life in a post-Dominion War federation.

We could go stupidly topical, and talk about how Reman Refugees from the Shinzon Incident are destroying Federation culture, but frankly, I'd rather avoid that and just be optimistic about things.

 

[Miller]

It's their final season and they do this shit?