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There is this thing, she's a half Klingon half Jem Hadar instructor.
I don't buy this at all. A real Jem'Hadar drill instructor would look like this:

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I am reminded of when Quark was lamenting the Dominion's impending takeover of DS9, not because of the inherent oppression, but because they won't patronize his bar.
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I love that they established the Changelings, Jem’Hadar, and Vorta are the worst customers in the galaxy. They don’t eat, they don’t hook up, they don’t buy anything, so from Quark’s point of view they have him dead to rights. So much for his “Ferengi master dealmakers could’ve prevented the war” rants. :story:
 
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It's funnier if they're all still autistic drug addicts that die at the age of 10.

As for the reproducing thing, I'm not sure the Jem'Hadar being able to mate makes any sense. Why would the founders give a warrior race that they grow in tubes genitals if they can't even use said genitals because there are no females and every Jem'hadar is grown for a specific purpose? What purpose would sexual arousal of any kind serve, let alone the equipment to follow through with it?

At best it would be a nonfunctional vestigial dong, but the more likely outcome is that they're just smooth like Ken down there. They don't even need buttholes or urethraes either because 100% of their nutrients come from Ketracel and it's completely absorbed by their bodies. They have no waste.
Maybe the Founders started to grow Jem'Hadar with junk?
I love that they established the Changelings, Jem’Hadar, and Vorta are the worst customers in the galaxy. They don’t eat, they don’t hook up, they don’t buy anything, so from Quark’s point of view they have him dead to rights. So much for his “Ferengi master dealmakers could’ve prevented the war” rants. :story:
Well there's also the Karemma, but nobody cares about them.
 
Fuck, you guys are putting more thought into this fat nigger hybrid then the writers are.

It's just bad writing and a dearth of creativity, let it go.
 
It's about time they made a Star Trek series that women can watch since women have never watched a Star Trek series ever.
I know you're being sarcastic but I wanted to really illustrate that point, I just googled Trek convention and used the first picture I could find and started marking every women I could see:
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Those women are all fan of the good old series, and I'd expect most of them don't watch that new shit either.
 
Eh I watched the episode where that one lady captain earns the nickname "bitch of starfleet" or something
This is Nechayev erasure.

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Those women are all fan of the good old series, and I'd expect most of them don't watch that new shit either.
Imagine a convention where the old heads have to hang out with the Nu Trek fans. It'd be like WWII vets being forced to do icebreakers with Vietnam dudes. “Yeah we stopped fascism,” and the 'Nam guys are like, “I dunno, I think maybe we were the fascism?”
 
This is Nechayev erasure.
>be Nechayev
>be dealt the shitty jobs by the Federation Council, because that's all they have
>grow frustrated over their incompetence
>also be railroaded into that sort of work, because the alternatives are retirement or deskjobs
>do the job anyway, because you've sworn an oath
>they call you Bitchavey behind your back
>tfw
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>be Nechayev
>be dealt the shitty jobs by the Federation Council, because that's all they have
>grow frustrated over their incompetence
>also be railroaded into that sort of work, because the alternatives are retirement or deskjobs
>do the job anyway, because you've sworn an oath
>they call you Bitchavey behind your back
>tfw
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Admiral Nechayev would lean into her “Bitchayev” rep like it’s a badge. Russians, every century, have to come outta nowhere and scare the piss out of everyone.

 
I can't take Paul Giamatti as a villain what the fuck lol.
I mean I knew this would be bad but god that's awful.
The Doctor's looking alright for his age I dunno if they'll even mention any reason why he looks a bit older or just handwave it away
 
they don’t hook up
I interpreted the "don't have sex" gripe more as a large part of his business model is using the holosuites as a brothel. The Starfleet dorks may only use it for WW2 reenactments and to play baseball, but the majority of less scrupulous clients would be using it for shit that's even illegal on Risa.
 
I interpreted the "don't have sex" gripe more as a large part of his business model is using the holosuites as a brothel. The Starfleet dorks may only use it for WW2 reenactments and to play baseball, but the majority of less scrupulous clients would be using it for shit that's even illegal on Risa.
Yeah, you are right, and you know what I forgot? Weyoun is a gambling addict. But not even a real one. He doesn’t give a shit if he wins, he’s just there screaming DABO!! like a kid who found the airhorn button.

 
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