Star Wars Expanded Universe Fans/Cultists - I HOPE YOU LIKE STAR WARS AUTISM

I think Luke may be autistic, at least he's got the deer-in-the-headlights stare down cold.

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this is the TRUE and HONEST story of luke-chan. mayor of lukeville
on his jedi quest and defeating the evil sith trolls.
 
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I always thought they were more like aircraft carriers, but maybe I'm wrong. I've seen the movies and read Shadows of the Empire, but that's as far as my knowledge goes.

Oh actually, I read another Star Wars book, and it was absolutely horrible:

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Anyone else read this piece of garbage?
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"Mount Yoda" = sounds suspiciously like Rule 34.
 
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The Forest Moon of Endor's destruction is Extended Universe therefore it's still there.
 
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Surprised no-one has mentioned Curtis Saxton and his Incredible Cross-sections book, or Mike Wong and his StarDestroyer.net

The latter being a cesspool of spergery.
 
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The Forest Moon of Endor's destruction is Extended Universe therefore it's still there.

Technically, Endor's destruction was a fan theory (unless I missed it in like the Yuuzhan Vong war or something).
 
Surprised no-one has mentioned Curtis Saxton and his Incredible Cross-sections book, or Mike Wong and his StarDestroyer.net

The latter being a cesspool of spergery.
I actually like to read Mike Wong, if only because like him I'm more of a Warser than a Trekkie and therefore I enjoy reading about how the Empire would wipe the ground with Federation "forces" *).

That said, the Empire would get its ass handed to it if ANY of the armies from Warhammer 40k happened to be around! :)


*) Guys in pajamas wielding TV remotes.
 
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I could never get into Warhammer. Painting hundreds of tiny figurines and then moving them around a landscape? *stress sigh*
 
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I was almost reminded on why it took me six years to half-ass my way into 40k with this last page.:surprised:

Regardless, I've always had a very mild disdain for the EU, and the spergs that are sobbing about its destruction and raging that Disney ruined everything was a major reason. The other big reason (Fandalorians) was happily highlighted and covered already so I can't really say anything about it in that regard. I dunno, I've always been kind of leery with "sanctioned" fanfiction. Because while there might be a few genuine nuggets in them, I always just imagine they are flecks of gold in an ocean of feces.

Culminating point for why the EU was amazingly not worth it in my eyes can be summed up with this: Emperor Palpatine set up an entire planet full of clones so that should he die, he can just come back like it ain't no thang.
 
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