Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

EA's latest abortion has gone gold (in other words, the software is "done" and discs will now be manufactured, although developers love their day one patches nowadays) and as such you can cop this amazing paintjob for your ship. Woo!

https://twitter.com/EAStarWars/status/1185269315018190851?s=20

Honestly not an awfully designed vessel, btw. Imagine it's an original design by Respawn Studios rather than anyone at Lucasfilm. Too bad this thing will be filled with 'tards in the game.
 
Sadly yes. First thing that people and clickbait articles started saying when the rumor was going around was "OMG Dr. Who is in Star Wars/is Canon!" It didn't last long though.

Okay, but before I write another TL;DR piece, here's everything I knew about the game back in June so I don't have to repeat that part of the info:



And here is everything I know now:

1: For starters, a demo was released and gameplay was revealed a few days ago. People keep saying its "The Dark Souls of Star Wars!" However I can't tell if they mean that literally in that its a knockoff of that gameplay style or if its the usual "OMG its the Dark Souls of [insert game/genre here]" praise. Others have compared it to God of War and more obviously Force Unleashed. Personally, it just looks like a less interesting Prince of Persia, even aping the same time stopping mechanic. Yes, they make a big focus around the whole stopping time and lasers in midair shit which is one of the things I most hated in TFA. The real kicker is that the game does not allow you to dismember human enemies in any instance. You can only dismember monsters, droids and ugly animals. Attacking most enemies just pushes them back or knocks them down. Animals, droids and monsters appear less frequently than humans and stormtroopers. However non-human enemies may only get cut if you do a "special", otherwise they'll get knocked down when they die, the same as troopers. If you want to see some gameplay, here's a video:

2: Here are all the known planets so far:
*Kashyyyk: Seems to serve as the starting point of the game in your career as a jedi, much like Force Unleashed which this game is a knockoff of. Its divided into three levels/areas so far that I know of, the Shadowlands, a river and the imperial base. For some reason the river is said to be the origin of all life on Kashyyyk and thus sacred even though it used to be their trees that were important and the origin of life in both old and nu-canon. Anyway, the Shadowlands is something from pre-Disney canon that makes its debut here, its basically the deepest levels of Kashyyyk where the sun don't shine because of the tallest trees. Its mainly a dark area in the game. You go here to free some wookiees.
*Bracca: A junkyard planet and a donut steal version of Raxus Prime from Force Unleashed. Its where our hero Quasimodo was living on and where his old scrapping guild operated. Its apparently really important military-wise despite being a garbage dump.
*Zeffo: Its the planet seen in the gameplay above. Its a windy planet with ruins which just gives off Shadow of the Colossus vibes but with tech. Its a planet that's full of giant gears and living magical statues which turn out to be ancient droids that protect the ruins you explore. You can cut the limbs of the statues off with certain attacks at least. You go there to stop an imperial project.
*Dathomir: Its an old pre-Disney planet that was the homeworld of the witches of Dathomir (and later on was fucked over a bit by Filoni and Lucas a bit, then royally fucked up by Disney). Its basically witches, monsters and dark shit, as well as the homeworld of Rancors (and in pre-Disney it was also the homeworld of the Kwa who I spoke about before in this thread as being the fathers of civilization in SW and the creators of the prototype jedi order, but I doubt they'll appear or even be referenced). Shills won't stop calling it the "Dark Souls of Star Wars planets". Have these people ever played or seen anything that's not Dark Souls? So far no Rancors have been confirmed, instead we get this bat/rancor hybrid called Gorgara. Its a strong independent female and the ruler of the canyons.
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Despite the uglier Rancor donut steal vibes and that she was introduced with most Dathomir content, her home planet is marked as unknown. Normally I wouldn't put much thought into this, except they revealed the name of her species which is Chirodactyl. Again, this wouldn't be much of deal, except Chiro means hands but she doesn't have any. So that means that, if her name is anything to go by, I guess... that she might be from planet Chiron... Which was an old pre-Disney planet. So I guess that might be in this game? Or she's from it and got dumped on Dathomir? I highly doubt they would bring back Chiron even by Disney standards, but the fact that they would reference it at all seems odd.

3: The onion headed-alien pilot I spoke about before in June called Deez Nuts Greez Dritus has his species revealed "Latero", which is another alien we've never heard of in anything, not even the Disney EU despite them having even more unused and unseen Disney aliens than the old EU. "Lateros" are major ship creators with their own company "Latero Spaceworks" despite the company never being mentioned before among the major companies in Disney canon. Essentially, they're donut steal versions of Morseerians (a member was seen in ANH and they're also four armed ship builders).

4: All the Inquisitor "siblings" will be in this which appeared in some Disney comics before, but the creators of the game say they created everything for this game, so the comics are pretty much just confirmed tie-ins and ads for this game.

5: Palpatine is in this.

6: Tarfful the wookiee chieftain and general from ROTS will be in this.

7: The black Quasimodo's last name is Junda.

There's more but talking about this shit is boring the snot out of me so I'll probably discuss it later when in the mood. So here are some shill articles in the mean time.
(And SW.com shamelessly praising their own game as if they're professional reviewers despite that they're required by contract to praise all their own content)
Thanks for the info dump. I refuse to give money to EA so I'll pirate it a week after launch. I highly doubt it's anywhere near as tough as the Soulsborne games, and I'm not holding my breath for the story to be anything spectacular after the trashfire that was BF2's single player. I'm wondering how many planets they'll actually have. I can't imagine much more than 6-8 total. The story could help confirm some of the IX leaks since Palpy is in the game too. Unrelated to SW, I am curious to see how the game sells and how well it works. If it succeeds, it'll make it a bit more difficult for EA to justify putting rampant MTX in fucking everything, while showing that there is still a market for single-player only games. On the functionality point, the game is being made in the Frostbite engine because everything from EA has to be, and the Frostbite engine is supposedly an iron-clad bitch to work with. Anthem, Dragon Age Inquisition and Andromeda were all really janky because Bioware was not adept in working with Frostbite, so I'm curious to see how Respawn handled it. Especially since they've been working in fucking Source for a literal decade.
 
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- Ghost from Rebels in blue (cheque for FIloni)
- Consular class diplomatic vessel from TPM opening in red
- Rogue One U-Wing in green
- Possibly a variant of the Hammerhead in yellow
- CR90 Corvette in pink
- A Baleen class from TFA in orange
- The Corvus, or a similar ship, which appeared in Battlefront 2 (EA) in purple

So that's the 'all old ships show up' part of the leak confirmed.

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Apologies if this has been posted. Apparently the opening scene was changed :story:

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There's also this:



This deal is getting worse all the time. I might actually make popcorn for the "final" trailer
If true, guess they found a way to keep the whole "transmitter tower" element from past leaks/the previous version in it.

EA's latest abortion has gone gold (in other words, the software is "done" and discs will now be manufactured, although developers love their day one patches nowadays) and as such you can cop this amazing paintjob for your ship. Woo!

https://twitter.com/EAStarWars/status/1185269315018190851?s=20

Honestly not an awfully designed vessel, btw. Imagine it's an original design by Respawn Studios rather than anyone at Lucasfilm. Too bad this thing will be filled with 'tards in the game.
The gold one is only for pre-orders? Yep... I'm expecting a lot of shitty DLC for this. Imagine if they're crazy enough to actually do lootboxes again under a different name and guise.

Look, am I a bad guy for wanting something decent to come out of Star Wars this year outside of Battlefront II updates?
No. Not at all. And I didn't say the gameplay was bad. From what I'm told and from what I can see, its just very generic and a knockoff of better games like GoW and Prince of Persia. It plays well, little glitches, graphics are sort of fine despite ugly characters, tech design is fine, but it brings nothing new and has a bland story, but people's standards are so low it'll make them go "oh woah EA did something right!" regardless. The problem is if the game does well and even if the movie were to somehow flop, Disney will see it as an incentive to keep producing material set in their own shitty canon instead of a newer or old one because they'll see it as a sign that people still want sequel tie-ins or sequel media, which this game is despite being set before ANH since the game claims to hold keys to the future of the FO and the sequels much like the Vader VR game (also the presence of the Inquisitor "siblings" might make people want to buy Marvel shit). Also, one good game from EA won't really mean good future content, EA might even go "alright, we got their trust again, now let's really go all out and milk the next one", and we know this is how they think and work. Disney needs a heavy blow on all fronts so their ignorant investors and business partners finally get the memo that Disney fucked up. Otherwise if Disney doesn't get a whooping on all ends, they'll still pretend like nothing is wrong while fooling their investors, since that's the only source of income they're interested in.

- Ghost from Rebels in blue (cheque for FIloni)
- Consular class diplomatic vessel from TPM opening in red
- Rogue One U-Wing in green
- Possibly a variant of the Hammerhead in yellow

So that's the 'all old ships show up' part of the leak confirmed.

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That's another one for the checklist. I should probably make one... I also wouldn't be surprised if they throw in Dr. Aphra's fucking Angel ship in there since they even put one of her relics in Galaxy's Edge.
 
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- Ghost from Rebels in blue (cheque for FIloni)
- Consular class diplomatic vessel from TPM opening in red
- Rogue One U-Wing in green
- Possibly a variant of the Hammerhead in yellow
- CR90 Corvette in pink
- A Baleen class from TFA in orange
- The Corvus, or a similar ship, which appeared in Battlefront 2 (EA) in purple

So that's the 'all old ships show up' part of the leak confirmed.

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So they're doing the fleet arrival thing from Mass Effect 3, but without any of the proper build up
 
- Ghost from Rebels in blue (cheque for FIloni)
- Consular class diplomatic vessel from TPM opening in red
- Rogue One U-Wing in green
- Possibly a variant of the Hammerhead in yellow
- CR90 Corvette in pink
- A Baleen class from TFA in orange
- The Corvus, or a similar ship, which appeared in Battlefront 2 (EA) in purple

So that's the 'all old ships show up' part of the leak confirmed.

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From a continent away, I can hear the sound of the page being ripped out of IW:Endgame's book.

The writers, story managers, editors; everyone involved in this film has no idea how Star Wars works, or why it's special. They don't know how the world works, hence their complete failure to produce a believable one in the movies or books since the buyout.

Hell, they don't even know how people work. They are either exceptional to the point where this shallow pandering bullshit actually seems emotionally significant to them, or they're so cynical to the point where they really believe that this is the only thing needed to satisfy normal human beings with a connection to the series.
 
It looks like, despite all the memberberries hurled at the screen in a desperate attempt at regaining the trust of the fans, Disney is still doubling down on their contempt.
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Nice forgetting C3P0 in the background there. Of course he's ignored, he's a character from the OT who can speak.

Also, the astroturfed threads on /tv/ are starting. Responses are encouraging: no interest, insults, and requests for the shill to dilate are common.

If anyone here's a twitter shitter, how are things going over there?
 
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It looks like, despite all the memberberries hurled at the screen in a desperate attempt at regaining the trust of the fans, Disney is still doubling down on their contempt.
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Nice forgetting C3P0 in the background there. Of course he's ignored, he's a character from the OT who can speak.

Also, the astroturfed threads on /tv/ are starting. Responses are encouraging: no interest, insults, and requests for the shill to dilate are common.

If anyone here's a twitter shitter, how are things going over there?
I love how the link for that article just tags shitloads of clickbait SEO tags
 
It looks like, despite all the memberberries hurled at the screen in a desperate attempt at regaining the trust of the fans, Disney is still doubling down on their contempt.
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Nice forgetting C3P0 in the background there. Of course he's ignored, he's a character from the OT who can speak.

Also, the astroturfed threads on /tv/ are starting. Responses are encouraging: no interest, insults, and requests for the shill to dilate are common.

If anyone here's a twitter shitter, how are things going over there?

I like Scott but he is a shill (and he knows everyone see's him as a shill)
 
The more I think about it the less I like the spaceships shot. JJ thinks this is avengers endgame, and he can have the same "avengers assemble" moment. Except getting all the ship designs Lucasfilm have lying around and putting them in one shot is stupid
Well it's not like avengers endgame was original either, but if you're going to have a assembling of the heroes moment, it has to be earned, it has to be the culmination of the storyline, it can't just be spaceships designs borrowed from outside of the movies, it's not like we have characters and factions we've seen in the previous films piloting the ships
 
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