State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[yourfloppycaulk]

Doesn't that shit fuck your brain?

Not convinced he has the required equipment..

I wish Nick a million piss jugs to pick up on the side of the Minnesota highways

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Whippets is his test-dodging drug of choice according to Aaron Imholte and Keanu Thompson.

He's in for a potentially bad time if he tries that. HS-GC-MS can easily detect whippet use within 4 hours with ~85% accuracy. If they gank him for a blood test at just the wrong time after he has done them, he is fucked.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if Nick knows about the little cheat that exists when it comes to alcohol where you can be blind drunk and still pass a breath, piss, or blood test with flying colors. It's risky, very risky, but I bet he will go for it. I mean, the guy did coke. I guarantee the the other med fag Kiwis know exactly what I am thinking about, it's not exactly common knowledge, but known well enough by med. fags and science fag kiwis that I am sure at least a few of you are familiar with it.

Well, duh, all you have to do is suck a bunch of dicks, swallow gallons of semen, lick rectums, and snort incredible amounts of cocaine, and you instantly pass all drug tests. DUUUUUUUUH!

 

[Ever Seen A Rolex]

It was more retarded. He is picking on typographical errors:

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That's a pretty significant error. Dani didn't even notice the complaint/compliant part.
How does this work exactly?
He's currently on probation and if he fails a test before August he gets 30 days, but after that it's 5 years? I'm clearly missing something.

 

[Not Really Here]

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He has until August 1st to prove to probation he's a good boy.

If you read this, call family to help with the kids, and do the community service in the first two weeks. Suck the PO dick, they're your only focus until August 1.

He is picking on typographical errors:

Nick's ITT.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

That's a pretty significant error. Dani didn't even notice the complaint/compliant part.
How does this work exactly?
He's currently on probation and if he fails a test before August he gets 30 days, but after that it's 5 years? I'm clearly missing something.

IF he fails before August, jail starts August. Otherwise, it'll be up to the court to relitigate against him and determine when he starts jail.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He's in for a potentially bad time if he tries that. HS-GC-MS can easily detect whippet use within 4 hours with ~85% accuracy. If they gank him for a blood test at just the wrong time after he has done them, he is fucked.

Not to mention that he has to comply with searches by his PO.

He can try to fuck around, but if he does he will find out.
Please Nick, go to Vegas, get frisked by the PD there, go directly to jail.

The only place he can hide his drugs that won't be searched is on other people. Everything else in his house goes now.

"Please, can you hide this container of precious gas for me? Just slide it right in honey."

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's ITT.

Nick gargles wangs.

He has zero comprehension of the situation he's in.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Should we get a pool going to see how long it is before we hear probation terms are violated?

Within 5 days of the bodycam footage getting circulated he'll be found on his floor pilled out

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

We really need to have a pool where people can guess how long it will take Nick to fail the test with the person that guesses closest to the correct date winning.

 

[Not Really Here]

Nick gargles wangs.

He has zero comprehension of the situation he's in.

Nick, he's saying you need to start sucking PO cock on demand. He's your one true love now, he comes before your kids.

Edit: It's funny, because Nick won't do it.

 

[Canard]

If Nick did not manage to take care of his coke... I have zero reason to believe he could hide anything else... And I don't think PO will take well his increased new interest in pastries...

 

[Ever Seen A Rolex]

IF he fails before August, jail starts August. Otherwise, it'll be up to the court to relitigate against him and determine when he starts jail.

Got it. And they'd likely not go through the trouble at that point, so he'd just be dealing with probation.

 

[TJBirish]

So what are the odds now of Nick PO allowing him to travel to Hackamania in Las Vegas and party with a bunch of subhuman degenerates?

I would.

And I'd meet him at the airport on the way home with a piss cup and a phlebotomist.

 

[You Dun Boof’ed]

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He can’t do it. 5 years clean? Random drug tests? Not even a traffic ticket? And he’s still got a potential charge hanging from when he hacked Aaron’s google account. He’s cooked. Welcome to the revolving door that is our criminal justice system.

 

[Gregis]

I'm fucking late, but isn't that exactly what the prosecution recommended? You're telling me that three separate family members all complained about how much Nick needs to drive his kids around and it meant
NOTHING?!

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Maybe he’ll actually gain some weight if he can’t wreck his appetite with booze for a bit.

 

[TurdThrower]

"Your Honor, I've always been called smart by everyone. After making making all of these well decisions in my life, you begin to think that you are smart. I put my children through something that I can't undo, I've lost the trust of my wife, my community, and my children and I'm very sorry... [rambles]"

He's such a fucking cunt.

 

[Strix454]

I'm fucking late, but isn't that exactly what the prosecution recommended? You're telling me that three separate family members all complained about how much Nick needs to drive his kids around and it meant
NOTHING?!

No. It went beyond what the prosecution recommended.

Maybe he’ll actually gain some weight if he can’t wreck his appetite with booze for a bit.

He did during his last CPS-ordered sober period in the fall. Before he got back on the stuff, he was getting downright FAT.

 

[Not Really Here]

He can’t do it. 5 years clean? Random drug tests? Not even a traffic ticket? And he’s still got a potential charge hanging from when he hacked Aaron’s google account. He’s cooked. Welcome to the revolving door that is our criminal justice system.

He needs to wait six months, then motion for a transfer to a jurisdiction too busy to care about a cokehead.