Steak, Toast, Coffee

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PICK THREE

  • Steak: Rare (1)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • Steak: Medium Rare (2)

    Votes: 1,014 38.2%
  • Steak: Medium (3)

    Votes: 666 25.1%
  • Steak: Medium Well (4)

    Votes: 335 12.6%
  • Steak: Well Done (5)

    Votes: 219 8.2%
  • Toast: White (1)

    Votes: 32 1.2%
  • Toast: Lightly Toasted (2, 3)

    Votes: 1,722 64.8%
  • Toast: Dark Toasted (4, 5)

    Votes: 841 31.7%
  • Toast: Burned (6)

    Votes: 39 1.5%
  • Coffee: Black (A)

    Votes: 858 32.3%
  • Coffee: Light Milk (B, C)

    Votes: 906 34.1%
  • Coffee: Heavy Milk (D, E)

    Votes: 534 20.1%
  • Coffee: Milk with Coffee (F)

    Votes: 212 8.0%

  • Total voters
    2,657
I heard a great joke about steaks the other day but I can't remember it. I wish I could because steak jokes are a rare medium, well done.



Fuck you, too
 
Fwiw for me, it’s not that rare steak tastes gross, it’s the fact that it’s basically cold. I really prefer my foods piping hot temperature wise, so anything rarer than medium rare tastes like it got left on the counter for 30 minutes
 
13A but there's literally nothing wrong with preferring your steak well-done, we all have different tastes.
 
I am not eating steak or whatever for breakfast. I like medium rare, but will suffer medium.
 
Anything other than 24b is girldick-in-programmer-socks-level insanity.

Since I only had a protein bar, I guess that means it's shenis time for me.
 
23B. With lashings of butter for that toast.

Black coffee only when fasting. Otherwise give me that sugary milky goodness.
 
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