Stellar Blade / Project Eve Thread - aka Stellar Ass

Alabaster Disaster said:
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Wow what an incredible bust
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Men built entire civilizations and conquered nations just for… *gulp* … this.

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Gondolindrim said:
Oh how quickly history is rewritten. Suddenly Stellar Blade is seen as fine by the same people who were desperately trying to shame anyonee talking about it.
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The whole exclusive debate has long spiraled into absolute retardation on both sides, despite the people participating are now (in theory) old enough to be productive members of society. As someone who played it on the ps5, I want it to come to PC so my friends could play it. And if an exclusive I want goes into a console I don't own I either ignore it or buy the console once it is a worthwhile purchase.
 
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Gave the game a try and the MC is so easy on the eyes(since is not some ugly nigger or a dyke) combat feels fun and the story premise is interesting enough to keep playing. I like her learning about the world like when she asked about the map or why the fuck does people use books. Now as a Bloodrayne enjoyer, this game pulls me back to a time where playing as women was cool and they were actually badasses doing crazy shit. Whoever compares this to Nier in anyway is a fucking retard.
 
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Geddy Lee's Fee and See said:
My guess is that since it is a lot more intensive to run than Hogwarts Legacy for certain and most people are playing this game on a 8 GB GPU, streaming the game AND playing it will be impossible or a slideshow, which wouldn't be pleasant for the average viewer.
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Addendum since I can't edit my post for some reason: After playing it for a couole days now, this can't be the case. It runs perfectly fine at 60 FPS with some slight dips in some open areas. The game probably already was streamed on the PS5 so there's no reason to stream it again.
 
Frosted Snowflakes said:
Is Joshua Wolens of PC Gamer a faggot that prefers big fat dicks up his ass? Or does he just hate sexy women?
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PC Gamer actually used the term gooner? I use to have a subscription to it back in the 90s. Man, how far it has fallen. I should go to a Barnes and Nobels and see if they use that in the actual physical copy.

wtfNeedSignUp said:
As someone who played it on the ps5, I want it to come to PC so my friends could play it. And if an exclusive I want goes into a console I don't own I either ignore it or buy the console once it is a worthwhile purchase.
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I also like how the PC version is so easy to mod, getting rid of a lot of that model change controversy. It's nice having actual control over your game system. I hope people buy and enjoy it. I've already played though it twice on the PS5, so I won't be buying it again for PC, but I'll drop some of my old screenshots for you bastards.

Chapalapachapa said:
so how about those game mechanics and story huh
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The story is pretty damn interesting. The whole human/android/mother sphere thing is pretty well put together. The PC gamers also won't have to deal with the fucked up input lag on the blocks in the very initial release that made it so frustrating. Despite that, the combat is pretty smooth and fun.


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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Is Joshua Wolens of PC Gamer a faggot
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Let's find out together.

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We found out together.

Just for the sake of being on topic: Did you know the icon on the map screen that shows where you are points the same direction as the camera, rather than the direction Eve is facing? Shit had me thinking the wasteland was non-Euclidian until I realized that.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Is Joshua Wolens of PC Gamer a faggot that prefers big fat dicks up his ass? Or does he just hate sexy women?
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Then that hellbound homosexual should be happy he's got company.

Chapalapachapa said:
so how about those game mechanics and story huh
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Pretty serviceable. I don't like story structures that start you in the action, personally, but it works. I'm not a big fan of Soulslikes either tbh, but it's stylish enough to be fun, unlike most others.

Professor G. Raff said:
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This was just funny to me.
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It's because you acknowledged that Eve isn't a disgusting tranny nigger, that cancels out you thinking the game is fun and the story interesting. Only ugly characters are allowed.
 
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