Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[lolwut]

You wanna kill me? Message me and I'll give you my address. Please.

Goddammit, that's always been my line to the psycho lolcows.

Also I hate backing down from shit. Its a bad habit.

Except the time you backed down from the Navy, and getting professional help for your supposed illnesses.

She'll be bahck.

Shopping for a girl friend?

Those glasses she claims she got at boot camp don't really match up to the current standard of BCGs

I can confirm that those glasses are definitely nothing like the hideous things handed out at Great Lakes. Granted, it's been five years and they may have changed them since.

Those horrible glasses she wears? They're called BCGs (birth control glasses), and they're standard issue to all military recruits with eye problems (I've got the same pair stuffed in my closet somewhere).

Yeah I was gonna say I am pretty doubtful about her status as rejected from the Navy, at least from boot camp. Denied by the recruiter, now that I can believe. I'm an Air Force brat and my dad worked as a recruiter, and I would often kick about MEPS when I wasn't in school. The standards to get in are pretty up there in terms of regulation. If you couldn't do x amount of pull/push ups, if you had asthma, if you were too pudgy, etc. - you were out in no time flat. Granted every branch has its regulations which make various branches harder to get into, but save for minor differences like the ASVAB scores they're after from what I gather they're largely similar.

Hell I doubt even the Army would take her.

We've been at war for over a decade and just as it was wrapping up, ISIS showed up. Most people are sick of it all and unlikely to enlist, you'd be amazed at how low the standard has gotten just so Uncle Sam can hang on to the ones who do.

Honestly, it's all a mess. At Benning, I saw a dude get dropped for missing a single push up on a PT test, but I also saw them keep a guy who completely blew his knee out. Like, ripped every tendon and ligament in the damn thing.

 

[Meowthkip]

Assuming the rest of the internet operates like Tumblr?

Bingo.

Or, they believe that the rest of the internet should operate like Tumblr.

 

[Bluce Wee]

Thought id share her posts from this morning as they're quite funny/pathetic.

First up wakes up and its straight back on the tumblr pity train, gotta get them pity points eh?

Spoiler: OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

I bet you wish you could see her face right now guys amritite? Guys?

Spoiler: OH WHAT A BEAU- oh. nevermind.

The weens are not impressed:

Spoiler: julaayyy

And then catherine decides to play with her headmates imaginary friends which would be cute, if she was 9 rather than 19:

Spoiler: pathetic

On an unrelated note big thanks to @ChuckSlaughter for the informative post!

The second link doesn't work.

@Stray Sheep

Can you at least let us know what you expected to happen when you came to this board and posted? What was your intended outcome?

 

[Bluce Wee]

Bingo.

Or, they believe that the rest of the internet should operate like Tumblr.

Sorry, @Meowthkip . Ended up double-quoting vitriol's post, made it worse when I attempted to delete one of the quotes and just deleted the whole thing and started over.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Whoa, wait, I'm confused - when did we start up a thread on Tina Yothers?

 

[Vitriol]

The second link doesn't work.

@Stray Sheep

Can you at least let us know what you expected to happen when you came to this board and posted? What was your intended outcome?

try: https://archive.is/uLcL2

 

[kookerpie]

Here are some pics of who we're dealing with. I don't see the blackness.

Spoiler

I do. If her hair wasnt treated, you'd probably think differently. She's the exact same color of so many mixed race people that I know.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Holy shit, this is actually not uncommon? Wow, somehow I thought I was the only one.

I only cried a few times but once I started in the middle of a dangerous evolution so I couldn't stop what I was doing I just had to finish and the whole ship watched. Nobody gave me any shit about it and one boss I didn't normally get along with sat me down and made sure everything was ok and asked if I needed anything. It was the only time I didn't see him acting like a shithead. This was a guy who bragged about slapping hookers and ruined his career fucking one of his e2 sailors, he bragged about that too.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

I wish people would stop calling this person trans, they aren't even trans.... for fuck sake... they're just a fucking stupid tumblr idiot.

 

[Funnybone]

I wish people would stop calling this person trans, they aren't even trans.....

This. Seriously.
I had gender identity crisis when I was in my mid-teens (I think it was a way of coping with abuse). Luckily tumblr didn't exist, I don't think or else I would have been wrongly validated constantly or something.
it drove my mom crazy and then one day she came to me and said
"Ok, let's go and get you a nice pair of balls then."
it really put everything into perspective.
I didn't want to have balls. It sounded really wrong-- I wanted to keep my lady parts.
The phase died instantly.

She's going through a confusing phase, that's all.

 

[CatParty]

their just a fucking stupid tumblr idiot.

*they're
RESPECT PRONOUNS

 

[DocScuttleButt]

*they're
RESPECT PRONOUNS

AW SHIT YA GOT ME ( and my typo)

 

[chimpburgers]

I do. If her hair wasnt treated, you'd probably think differently. She's the exact same color of so many mixed race people that I know.

After looking at those pictures again, I can sort of see it now looking more closely at her face and skin tone. It's very subtle though.

 

[harvey dirdban]

@Stray Sheep I'm the one who initially made the comment about your hair and glasses and it wasn't meant it be an insult. I think you look fine. I was just remarking on how Tumblr people tend to have a certain look. (I am not exempt as I have brightly colored hair also.)

 

[autism420]

She reschedules my shit to do stuff for my brotherst

You are a 19 year old adult. Why are your parents scheduling anything for you?

 

[ViolentGiant]

You can tell from sheep's facial structure that it's not bullshitting about have Negroid genes. The broad, flat nose with nostrils on a more horizontal gradient evolved due to the winters not freezing in Africa (as opposed to Europe, where cishet bro-dude master race white men evolved to have vertical, small nostrils to guard against inhaling frost crystals in the cold air). That's real anthropology.

 

[Maruukat]

She's still posting, fellow Kiwis. Don't give up your hopes yet.

Spoiler: more whining and bitching boo hoo

Hey, @Stray Sheep , please come back. We know you're hiding behind your tumblr.

 

[Funnybone]

Geeze, 19? You need to find a way to get out of your parents place for your own development health. You sound seriously self-absorbed and childish.
Make friends. They could be a future roommate. My partner let me live with them free until I could get a job and help out-- I did that at 20, and GOSH not living with your parents just makes your brain develop in ways you couldn't imagine.
Or, save up and move out-- there's so many ways of doing it!

You're in kid-mode right now, for the love of God get out of it.
Also get off tumblr. No one should have every paranoia and crisis validated non-stop in a weird virtual hug box.
Don't stamp labels on yourself, let life do that for you.
Fuck. This is painful to watch.

 

[Totenkopf]

You can tell from sheep's facial structure that it's not bullshitting about have Negroid genes. The broad, flat nose with nostrils on a more horizontal gradient evolved due to the winters not freezing in Africa (as opposed to Europe, where cishet bro-dude master race white men evolved to have vertical, small nostrils to guard against inhaling frost crystals in the cold air). That's real anthropology.

Don't even get me started on the skull measurements.

 

[kookerpie]

@Stray Sheep

So I just binge-read this delicious thread and I have some questions:

1) How is "attention whore" ableist? It's not even an attack on "whores" (prostitutes), in fact it is a good thing to say since using the word like that gives the word a different meaning, not related to a specific gender or profession.

2) How the hell does being 50% white and 50% black makes you black? I mean if we go by percentages you are both. If we go by how you look, which is the important one since it dictates how others will view you and treat you, you are white so tough luck.

Whether you like it or not, when someone sees you on the street they see a white person which means that you get all the advantages (and any disadvantages) of being white and none of the disadvantages (and any advantages) of being black. Considering that racism is more prevalent towards black people compared to white people. you would think that this would be a good thing since it means you are less likely to be racially discriminated. But no, you take part in the oppression olympics so you must be black to get that extra oppression bonus.

3) What kind of moron says "I am afraid he is going to rape me lol" and expect any normal person to take them seriously? I mean really, you dipshit? You whine and whine and whine about how mean we are and then you go "rape lol"?

After looking at those pictures again, I can sort of see it now looking more closely at her face and skin tone. It's very subtle though.

She looks much more black in the pics where its a heads down shot, versus the up shot. Check those out and it will be more evident.