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All Marines chapters can be cool. People just tend to gravitate toward the more interesting Marines in most cases is all. Nothing really wrong with the Ultrasmurfs, they're the closest to what the Space Marines were envisioned as by the Empra and are your baseline Astartes army (basically, they're what keeps the other chapters from not being special). But the lefties don't understand nuance, so they think someone sarcastically bashing Calgar or calling them Smurfs is them viciously attacking the faction when the problem isn't Big Blue Bobby's Boys (and never was even if they seemed dull at times), it was some retard who wrote fluff most of the fanbase hated. It's the tabletop version of Goober Grape.

tl;dr: Ultramarines are Superman and a number of people find it boring, Ultramarine fanboys are a blight on the fanbase, Matt Ward is a hack (but we're pretty much over it now).
What Ultramarine fanboys? We have reached a point in time where if someone is playing Ultramarines they genuinely like them. The true autism in the space marine fanbase is that people LOVE overpowered marines but the minute they are blue they are "mary sues" look at Astartes people love space marine wank just take out the toilet symbol and blue and its okay. If anything the chapters the fandom overrate nowadays is so boring Black Templars and Lamenters being the big 2 I see.
 
Personally I always thought white scars where crimminally underused. If Geedubs were really that keen on being woke it'd be nice if we got to see more of only legion who wernt explictly based off a western culture.
 
Personally I always thought white scars where crimminally underused. If Geedubs were really that keen on being woke it'd be nice if we got to see more of main not white chapter.
Unfortunately, the White Scars as a whole are considered to be a racist stereotype. Even among Space Marines they're kind of one-note and brutal (which is part of the fun if you ask me), so GW would have to sanitize the shit out of them so they stop being marauding bands of mongols with motorcycles and bolters instead of horses and bows.
 
Unfortunately, the White Scars as a whole are considered to be a racist stereotype. Even among Space Marines they're kind of one-note and brutal (which is part of the fun if you ask me), so GW would have to sanitize the shit out of them so they stop being marauding bands of mongols with motorcycles and bolters instead of horses and bows.

They get really fleshed out during the horus heresy, were it becomes clear they're deeply cultured and are more anti chaos than pro imperium.
 
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What Ultramarine fanboys? We have reached a point in time where if someone is playing Ultramarines they genuinely like them. The true autism in the space marine fanbase is that people LOVE overpowered marines but the minute they are blue they are "mary sues" look at Astartes people love space marine wank just take out the toilet symbol and blue and its okay.
No arguments there. But I should have been more specific. I know there are people who genuinely like the Ultrasmurfs and aren't spergy idiots that give me a years long diatribe of "Actually, Ultramarines are best Marines." Just let me like what I like and make my outdated jokes.

Personally I think Ultramarines are more Luke Skywalker Mary Sues (in that they get most of the focus). The real Mary Sue bullshit comes from the Space Wolves, and since Space Wolf players REALLY want Russ to come back like Gulliman did...
If anything the chapters the fandom overrate nowadays is so boring Black Templars and Lamenters being the big 2 I see.
The Black Templar thing seems to mostly be for the meme. No clue where the love for the Lamenters come from. Aren't they just Blood Angels who figured out how to do the hair flippy thing and actually cut themselves?

Unfortunately, the White Scars as a whole are considered to be a racist stereotype. Even among Space Marines they're kind of one-note and brutal (which is part of the fun if you ask me), so GW would have to sanitize the shit out of them so they stop being marauding bands of mongols with motorcycles and bolters instead of horses and bows.
Bah. Wokeism ruining shit yet again. Apparently if you're white you can be one-note and brutal, but anything else? Seriously, fuck these woke man babies.
 
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They get really fleshed out during the horus heresy, were it becomes clear they're deeply cultured and are more anti chaos than pro imperium.
Bah. Wokeism ruining shit yet again. Apparently if you're white you can be one-note and brutal, but anything else? Seriously, fuck these woke man babies.
Part of the problem is that we're not allowed to have white people writing/publishing content about "POC" anymore either. So Games Workshop (a British and therefore "white") company trying to talk about Asian-inspired characters and interesting Mongol traditions and how they apply to the White Scars is not going to fly. The White Scars are a huge minefield for Games Workshop right now.

If they had any balls they'd go right ahead, give the White Scars their own badass codex and ignore the twitter backlash. But the chances of that happening are very slim.

Personally I think Ultramarines are more Luke Skywalker Mary Sues (in that they get most of the focus). The real Mary Sue bullshit comes from the Space Wolves, and since Space Wolf players REALLY want Russ to come back like Gulliman did...
The Space Wolves devolving from "Space Vikings" to "Space Furries" still piss me off. I know they were always about their wolf motif, but it used to be they had more to their character than just that. All the cool ancient Scandinavian references are getting scrubbed down to just random Swedish words in a sea of furry-bait..

The Black Templar thing seems to mostly be for the meme. No clue where the love for the Lamenters come from. Aren't they just Blood Angels who figured out how to do the hair flippy thing and actually cut themselves?
The Lamenters are permanent and memetic underdogs. In a way, it's the reverse of the Black Templar Deus Vult memes. These people just eat that shit up.
 
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Yeah my bad I asked about their opinion and assumed it would be a spoilered addendum or something.

On topic, I really feel bummed seeing so many people jump back on trying to vilify Tolkien's work or to try to tear it down in some fashion. I still remember the huge spike when the movies came out (and as games continued to arrive) of your usual hand-wringing about racism. At the time people weren't so gung-ho to jump on the woke train and they received a good bit of flak, even genuine effort to counter their arguments.
That's the problem with having works written by guys who lived before the 50s. Everyone in modern media and academia sees them as racist, sexist, bigots, even if the so-called "evil race" like the Orcs are not even a race unto themselves, just elves and humans who were twisted and turned evil. Of course, back when the LOTR trilogy came out, it was still the early 2000s, so people still had a modicum of common sense at the time.

Then there are the super smug comments that are all based off George Argh-Argh Martin's comment about Tolkien's book being ungrounded in reality due to lacking tax policies. As stupid as those takes were I prefer them to the resurgence of woke bickering over how a man who lived through the first world war and is now dead in the ground isn't espousing modern day politics in his long since published works.
Funny thing is, we also don't get tax policies much in ASOIAF. I was expecting some grey area for the Lannisters since they're already wealthy as fuck, and in the books, they didn't run out of gold, so comparing them to Robert Baratheon who plunged the country into massive debt despite inheriting a full treasury from the Mad King, one would think that Robert's regime taxed the living shit out of the populace to pay for that debt, and then when Joffrey came to power, they lowered the taxes because grandpapa Tywin was willing to foot the bill for everything so long as his grandson's ass is sitting on the throne.

Meanwhile, everything Martin sees as a flaw of Tolkien isn't really a flaw. Here are some of his complaints, which are nonsensical to anyone who had a working knowledge of LOTR:

"Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?"

He asked if the Gondorians went off to kill Orc babies, when there are no Orc babies, they were either twisted humans or elves, or they grew from the ground like fantasy versions of clones as adults ready to kill. He asked why Aragorn didn't have a tax plan, even though the story ends where he gets crowned. They obviously still had a standing army, and the Orcs were just left to wither away so long as they didn't attack any human settlements. Maybe if Tolkien managed to write that sequel to LOTR he was planning, we would have gotten some stuff about Aragorn's tax plan and ruling style.

"Ruling is hard. [A Song of Ice and Fire] was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple."

Anyone who knows Lord of the Rings would know that it isn't that simple. Aragorn is a good king, but not just because of blood rights or being a good man, but because he's seen the real world far from the ivory towers of the ruling class. He spent years being a ranger, honing his combat skills and learning different languages, and he knows how the real world outside of the royal palace works, so he would know how to run a kingdom, since he has a practical idea of what's going on in the real world.

I find it funny that these idiots always have to separate being good from being practical, as if being practical means you have to do some evil things, yet the natural answer would be that yes, having a good person as a ruler would be more practical, as not only would they seek to be responsible for their rule, but people will trust them more and the system will run better, as opposed to someone who isn't so good and pure, who will have to spend resources keeping their own people down while foreign powers look upon their lands with hungry eyes.

These assholes are aggravating. Tolkien did far more worldbuilding for Middle-Earth than George R. R. Martin did for his world. Martin is telling a more grounded story compared to Tolkien's "my characters never stop in one place long enough ask about the plight of the common peasantry or the inflationary effects of dwarf gold" tale, but there are dozens of pretentious video essays on youtube rightfully picking apart Martin's lazy worldbuilding. It's not that he's a bad writer: he's very competent. But he really should have restricted the scope of his work: his let-the-chips-fall-where-they-may writing style resulted in him completely losing control over his own story.
The problem with Martin is that he doesn't have an outline for where the story will end. He used to, but then he went off-script and by the fourth and fifth books, he was just writing whatever came to mind. He basically went from the western version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms to Naruto filler before he stopped writing books. Tolkien had an outline, a history behind his work, and a beginning, middle, and end. Martin went off the script and was just randomly meandering around by the time of the fifth book. Then he stopped writing for his main book series altogether.

He's being hailed as some sort of writing god because he wrote a nihilistic fantasy story where people actually fuck. Fucking yay. It's interesting how we went from the romantic optimism and epic (in the original sense of the word) storytelling the Lord of the Rings movies revived in the early 2000s, to this shit we're currently in only twenty years later.
If having stories where people fuck and have casual dialogue about sex makes a work groundbreaking, then the Old Testament would be the most groundbreaking piece of literary work in history. The amount of sex, violence, and utter mayhem and destruction there would make Game of Thrones look like the Hobbit in comparison.

Also, I can't get why people celebrate having such dark works be the norm. Sure, a bit of darkness here and there adds weight to the story, but making the story grimdark just makes me stop caring about things. If all the major factions are dickheads, then I won't care who wins or loses, if they're all dickheads, they all deserve to burn.

It's part of the reason why I'm not a big fan of 40K's "grimdark" atmosphere. Because they're all just assholes, anyways. Even if everything went right for the Imperium, like by some miracle, they manage to revive the Emperor of Mankind, he rallies his forces and all of humanity to him, he goes on a second Great Crusade and eradicates every Chaos cult and xenos race in the galaxy, he's just going to go back and be an arrogant, atheistic, fedoralord shithead forcing his will on everyone at the point of a bolter, so it won't take long for the Chaos Gods to find new patsies as people obviously would get tired of that, just like they did in 30K, and the whole cycle of violence will repeat, over and over again.

George RR Martin is for people without internal monologue.
George RR Martin is for people who haven't read anything darker than My Little Pony. His stories were good, but he got lost along the way, and his comments on Tolkien were stupid as fuck.

Because deconstructionist writing removes all the heroes.

And the bugmen hate heroes because rather than see them as something to strive toward and emulate, they feel like a hero personally calls them a failure and reminds them that daddy loved them too much or not enough.
Mostly because these people are failures. They have not struggled to create something good, and they know it. And so they just lash out at any genuine heroes, believing that being "diverse" and "standing up to the man" is enough to be a hero.

It's like an all-girls' high school all over again. Any girl who is genuinely good gets picked on by the selfish twats who are at the top of the social ladder, because those selfish twats are shallow and self-absorbed, and they know they're not as good as the people they're picking on.

Their's nothing wrong with Martins style. The fallacy is when people presume that his way is the correct way when their is no correct way. What's interesting is how many rudementry errors that salamander faggot made about tolkien.

Martin's early writing was better than his later writing. His early writing was focused on twists, schemes, and shock value, which was good for entertainment, while his later books just got lost with details and barely went anywhere. It's telling that he designed the story to be unfilmable, and the moment the TV show picked up steam in 2011, he stopped writing books for the main series altogether. The show crashed and burned in 2019. It's 2021, and that fabled sixth book has yet to show itself.

What Ultramarine fanboys? We have reached a point in time where if someone is playing Ultramarines they genuinely like them. The true autism in the space marine fanbase is that people LOVE overpowered marines but the minute they are blue they are "mary sues" look at Astartes people love space marine wank just take out the toilet symbol and blue and its okay. If anything the chapters the fandom overrate nowadays is so boring Black Templars and Lamenters being the big 2 I see.
I always find most of the chapters to be overrated anyways, hence why I prefer homebrew chapters with a few links to the old Space Marine Legions of the past.

No arguments there. But I should have been more specific. I know there are people who genuinely like the Ultrasmurfs and aren't spergy idiots that give me a years long diatribe of "Actually, Ultramarines are best Marines." Just let me like what I like and make my outdated jokes.
Most Ultramarine fans are just decent folk who like their blueberry boys. It was Games Workshop and Matt Ward that pushed the whole "Ultramarines are the best" line. A few diehard Ultramarine fans hung on to that meme, but most aren't that bad. It's like how the Mandalorian fanbase is now: some diehards hold on to the Karen Traviss line of "Mandos rule, Jedis drool", but other Mando fans like other Mandalorian sects, like the Neo-Crusaders, the Death Watch, and some even like the Pacifist Mandalorians (I know Lorerunner and SF Debris love them) without shitting on the Jedi or anyone else.

Personally I think Ultramarines are more Luke Skywalker Mary Sues (in that they get most of the focus). The real Mary Sue bullshit comes from the Space Wolves, and since Space Wolf players REALLY want Russ to come back like Gulliman did...
Then in that case, they aren't Mary Sues, they're just the main characters. They're only Mary Sues if they're undefeated and they always come out on top despite logic demanding otherwise.

The Black Templar thing seems to mostly be for the meme. No clue where the love for the Lamenters come from. Aren't they just Blood Angels who figured out how to do the hair flippy thing and actually cut themselves?
Black Templars are mostly just meme generators at this point. It's like Sandor Clegane or Bronn from the Game of Thrones TV show. The Black Templars are there for the "purge the heresy" memes, like the Grey Knights, just as people pay attention to Sandor Clegane for chicken jokes and people want to see Bronn say the word "cunt" over and over again.

Bah. Wokeism ruining shit yet again. Apparently if you're white you can be one-note and brutal, but anything else? Seriously, fuck these woke man babies.
And yet they cream their pants at things like Omni-Man brutalizing the Guardians, or Homelander imagining himself lasering an entire crowd. You're only allowed to be brutal if the story is woke, dammit!
 
Here's a hot take: I think David Eddings wrote a better series than G.R.R. Martin.
The fucking Skyrim writers wrote a better story than GRRM.

Both the Imperials and Stormcloaks are dickweeds, but there's sympathetic aspects to both of them. The Stormcloaks are narrow-minded idiots being manipulated by their elven enemies, but they're right in that their culture was being destroyed, and they needed to defend it. The Imperials are pragmatic to a fault, allowing for a portion of their culture and religion to be destroyed just to buy time to recover and get ready for round 2 of the Great War, but they are right in that humanity needs to be united against the threat of the Thalmor elves.

The story of the Starks vs. the Lannisters was so black and white, you can easily dress Tywin up as a Sith Lord and not see much difference, while the Starks and their heroics would fit right at home with the Gondorians and the Rebel Alliance. When it comes to moral grey areas, Skyrim has a far more compelling story than the basic good-vs-evil story GRRM padded for three books straight.

But back to Tabletop gaming, we will see a continuation of SJW themes and ideas pouring in, as both Games Workshop and Wizards of the Coast support the SJW agenda and will continue inserting more woke stuff in. And in the case of Games Workshop, their reactionary fans aren't the main consumers of the minis anyways, so it's not like they'll lose money over it. They get to be more woke, but the fans throwing a shit fit won't affect them, the way Disney was affected by SW fans boycotting Solo after Last Jedi.
 
Belgariad, or Elenium?

Actually, you're right either way.
well, considering the re-used character formulas they're more or less the same anyway...

Sure, but for a lot of people female Space Marines aren't a big deal. It is for the hardcore lorefags because for longstanding unspecified reasons only men can be Space Marines. But Primaris Space Marines are an even worse break in the lore that these same lorefags complained up a storm... and evidently either kept buying 40K, or went entirely unmourned by GW's bottom line, because GW keeps pushing Primaris and the damn things keep selling.
the difference is which demographics each change riles up.
the other thing it's not exclusive, those changes add up and over time dilute the brand. why was 40k so successful when pretty much nothing changed for decades?

GW won't go bankrupt the next day they release female marines, but if your brand is just the same shit as everything else only with a different label there's not much reason to stick around or get invested, as much as GW tries to claim they have the exclusive right to space marines or big pauldrons. female marines won't break the game or the playerbase, but it will have an effect, as other changes will because you know they won't stop there, and you can only shit up your brand for so long, especially when the political climate inevitably shifts and you're suddenly sitting on a bunch of perceived sjw shit that at best get laughed at, if not outright hated due to backlash. that's why you don't make your product political and try to pander to demographics.

They're more than likely to buy used armies from the second-hand market, but GW will come out with new figures that not only look better, but can utterly crush them in the game.
and make zero difference outside tournaments, good luck finding one during corona lockdowns and vaccination pass bullshit.

GW has been telling their fans to get fucked ever since 8th Edition came out in 2017, and their profit margins have risen, not dropped.
yeah, and so did everything else because that's what happens when you lock people into their house with a lot of free time and disposable income and nothing to spend it on. wanna know what also boomed during corona? 3d printers.

It's the exact opposite. Most people who buy loads of new minis for the 40K tabletop only do so to win tournaments and brag in front of people who's the best. The lore nuts barely even play this crap anymore, they mostly stick to the books, which GW has openly stated to not be canon at all. Whereas with Star Wars, Disney shat on Luke Skywalker, and Solo bombed. Then suddenly they were in damage control, with EPIX reversing some things from Last Jedi, and the Mandalorian, the Bad Batch, and TCW Season 7 being desperate attempts by Disney to woo back the fanbase which they called racist, sexist homophobes.

It's as I said before: when SW fans throw a shit fit, Disney is forced to listen because it can and will hurt their bottom line. When 40K fans throw a shit fit, they're barely the target audience for most of the minis anyways, so GW doesn't care, they just laugh and sniff crack cocaine off hookers' tits while smoking cigars wrapped in $100 bills, because the obedient whales and kiddies (as well as the fans who curse them in the open but buy their models anyways) will give them all the profit they need.
what "fans"? people who like filoni crap can hardly be considered fans, and disney never gave a flying fuck about the original long-term fans, not even after they drove the IP into the ground. nu-fans might jerk each other off on reddit over filoni cameos they get, but that's just shitty superficial consumerism. they did the exact same thing with GOT, star trek and plenty others, but did they stick around and supported the brand when it was niche or outright sucked? even "fans" didn't buy all the nu-wars merchandise which is a big part of the star wars money machine (and what made the IP so expensive). your lifestyle brand ain't worth shit if no "brand ambassador" is talking about it because he's busy shilling other FOTM crap.

and star wars doesn't even have the benefit of being a wargame where you buy plastic to be competitive (as I said good luck winning tournaments during corona), but here's another thing: no one is playing warhammer because the rules are so great.

the only thing warhammer really has going for it is inertia and brand recognition. for the former you can piss off whoever you want however you want, but you still need to replace them. for the latter that brand recognition can easily become a curse when suddenly everyone starts to meme how shit the game, your company and everything else is, and let's be honest, the GW name has plenty of baggage already and their IP shenanigans that even piss reddit off certainly don't help either.
even sunken cost won't save you when over time people stop playing, making your accumulated plastic pointless if you got no one to play against, and worse with an inevitable recession coming up, all those hundreds and thousands of dollars in plastic are the first to go if you need space to move to a smaller, more affordable place and/or need money to pay your bills.

almost nothing dies with a bang in a spectacle you grab popcorn for, but a slow agonizing whimper for everyone still involved.
 
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GW won't go bankrupt the next day they release female marines, but if your brand is just the same shit as everything else only with a different label there's not much reason to stick around or get invested, as much as GW tries to claim they have the exclusive right to space marines or big pauldrons. female marines won't break the game or the playerbase, but it will have an effect, as other changes will because you know they won't stop there, and you can only shit up your brand for so long, especially when the political climate inevitably shifts and you're suddenly sitting on a bunch of perceived sjw shit that at best get laughed at, if not outright hated due to backlash. that's why you don't make your product political and try to pander to demographics.
Er, no it won't. The main buyers of the minis don't give two shits about the lore. The only people who give a damn are the people who buy the books, and they're a far smaller group than the people who buy the minis, as evidenced by GW's stock rising to meteoric heights from 2017-2021, when they released 8th Edition and the Primaris Marines, which were both giant middle fingers to the lorefags, since Primaris Marines break the lore worse than female marines do, especially since they're randos trained in Mars with their own geneseeds yet they forced them onto the varying Space Marine chapters that each have their own training rituals and geneseeds. People keep saying that GW alienating the lore-obsessed fans will backfire in their faces, yet nothing has happened for four fucking years, outside of GW getting richer and richer. Them bullying 40K fan animators to create Warhammer Plus isn't them being desperate, it's them flexing their new financial muscles and setting up a platform to earn more money.

and make zero difference outside tournaments, good luck finding one during corona lockdowns and vaccination pass bullshit.
Most people will take the vaccine in order to go where they please. That, and even in the era of Corona lockdowns and vaccine passes, in 2021, GW's profit margins is double the amount of money they made in 2017:


yeah, and so did everything else because that's what happens when you lock people into their house with a lot of free time and disposable income and nothing to spend it on. wanna know what also boomed during corona? 3d printers.
Yet not enough to hurt GW's bottom line. Again, if 3D printers hurts them, why are their profit margins going higher per year?

what "fans"? people who like filoni crap can hardly be considered fans, and disney never gave a flying fuck about the original long-term fans, not even after they drove the IP into the ground. nu-fans might jerk each other off on reddit over filoni cameos they get, but that's just shitty superficial consumerism. they did the exact same thing with GOT, star trek and plenty others, but did they stick around and supported the brand when it was niche or outright sucked? even "fans" didn't buy all the nu-wars merchandise which is a big part of the star wars money machine (and what made the IP so expensive). your lifestyle brand ain't worth shit if no "brand ambassador" is talking about it because he's busy shilling other FOTM crap.
The normie fans like the Filoni SW. The "long-term fans" you speak of are Expanded Universe fans who already left the fanbase after the old EU got canned. But the average SW fan barely even knows the EU, outside of meme-worthy snippets from old games like classic BF2 or Republic Commando. Judging by the reactions on the internet to the Filoniverse SW, and the fact that they just green-lit a second season of Bad Batch and a third season of the Mandalorian, then yes, most fans are supportive of it. Speaking as an Expanded Universe fan myself, there's very few people who know a large chunk of the EU, let alone a small bit of it. Not to mention there's lots of EU fans who quit BEFORE the Disney purchase because the quality of the books was all over the place. Some people quit after the Vong Wars, others quit after Legacy of the Force shoved an important EU character in the fridge just to have a bad ripoff of the Clone Wars storyline.

and star wars doesn't even have the benefit of being a wargame where you buy plastic to be competitive (as I said good luck winning tournaments during corona), but here's another thing: no one is playing warhammer because the rules are so great.
They actually do have miniature tabletop games for Star Wars. And unlike Games Workshop, you don't have to paint the fuckers. But as I said, the lore-obsessed 40K fans who would throw a shit-fit over female marines buy books, not miniatures. For most of them, it's been ages since they bought or made new minis, and they mostly pass the time reading 40K books or listening to Arch Warhammer on Youtube or some shit.

the only thing warhammer really has going for it is inertia and brand recognition. for the former you can piss off whoever you want however you want, but you still need to replace them. for the latter that brand recognition can easily become a curse when suddenly everyone starts to meme how shit the game, your company and everything else is, and let's be honest, the GW name has plenty of baggage already and their IP shenanigans that even piss reddit off certainly don't help either.
even sunken cost won't save you when over time people stop playing, making your accumulated plastic pointless if you got no one to play against, and worse with an inevitable recession coming up, all those hundreds and thousands of dollars in plastic are the first to go if you need space to move to a smaller, more affordable place and/or need money to pay your bills.
No. What Warhammer has going for them are aesthetics (who doesn't like the look of a badass Space Marine action figure or mini?) and the whales and kiddies who buy the models. They can lose the lore-obsessed fans no problem and only see a slight dip in profits due to them no longer buying books. It's not like Star Wars where you shit on Luke Skywalker, and 99% of the fanbase calls you dipshits and boycotts your movies. Filoni and Favreau having Luke Skywalker show up to save the day at the end of Season 2 of the Mandalorian was Disney being forced to say "sorry" for ruining a character.

Meanwhile, Games Workshop can outright replace the old Space Marines who have been the mainstays of the franchise with brand-new marines that are stronger, faster, and larger, and their profits continue to rise, not sink. Quite literally, replacing the old Space Marines with the Primaris Marines was the 40K equivalent of replacing Luke Skywalker with Rey, taking an old icon and replacing them with a newer, stronger icon that serves as the new mascot of the franchise. When Disney did that, they got fucked and were forced to retract things in the following movie. When Games Workshop did that, the lore-fans threw a shit-fit, but their profit margins continued to rise to new heights.

almost nothing dies with a bang in a spectacle you grab popcorn for, but a slow agonizing whimper for everyone still involved.
The thing is, Games Workshop isn't dying anytime soon. Their profit margins continue to rise, so to the suits, their tactics are working, and they'll keep on doing what they've been doing since it makes money.
 
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look mate, I know you prefer walls of text in exchange for arguments, but all that does is me stopping halfway through because it was either nonsensical or outright ignorant and not really refuting anything up to that point.

like, if the lorefags don't matter, why do people play warhammer? if people only care about plastic and the gameplay, why don't they play better and cheaper games? why did people start playing warhammer to begin with and did so for decades? if the lore and brand doesn't make a difference, why the fuck is GW itself so anal about it? why didn't people just keep playing AoS after end times? either it matters it doesn't, you can't have it both ways.

also, GW making money doesn't mean no one else does, which in return also doesn't mean others making a profit means GW doesn't. if governments literally give away money, where do you think it ends up? this is some business major nonsense "well they spend money in the past they'll spend money forever, no matter what! unlimited growth!" when by now there are dozens of examples that his is simply not the case and isn't at all how the market or reality works. if it would be that easy you would never see companies go under and everyone would make more money year after year. market changes might be slow, but it's certainly not static. the reality is every company makes profits - till they don't. so yes, GW will make money in the future too, anything else would be stupid. until they don't. remember, even TLJ made over a billion dollars. yay star wars I guess...
 
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like, if the lorefags don't matter, why do people play warhammer? if people only care about plastic and the gameplay, why don't they play better and cheaper games? why did people start playing warhammer to begin with and did so for decades? if the lore and brand doesn't make a difference, why the fuck is GW itself so anal about it? why didn't people just keep playing AoS after end times? either it matters it doesn't, you can't have it both ways.
You two are talking about two different things. Lorefags are people who take the lore seriously, not the average Warhammer 40.000 player.

The average Warhammer 40.000 player is interested in the lore in the sense that it's part of the appeal of the game, but they are not so invested in it that they would stop playing due to lore changes. They get the new lore passed down to them, and they might grumble but they still accept it and keep playing. They've accepted a single Archmagos making enormous advances upon the Emperor's work and creating not only the Primaris but also all their gear. They've accepted Roboute Guilliman coming back to life through the power of hot alien titties. They accepted the Necrons being retconned from Terminators to bickering Tomb Kings IN SPAAAAAACE. They accepted the Tau being created out of whole cloth and somehow not being immediately crushed by the Imperium. They accepted the Squats being turned into bug snacks. The list goes on and on. The average 40k player is not going to get their panties in a twist about the game's retarded lore decisions.

And besides, if you asked most of them the question "would you be bothered if Games Workshop released female Space Marine models?", the vast majority would of them wouldn't reply with "I would stop playing the game if they did". Because it's a very minor thing in the great scheme of things. The "lore" reason for Space Marines being only male is very simple, and as I said before they are less of a lore break than the Primaris ever were. It's a "why not?" thing for most people, not to mention the muscle-girl fetishists who have been lusting over the idea for decades now.

Most people don't have strong feelings either way about female Space Marines, which is why in the current climate Games Workshop is going to eventually release them. They'll make a big song and dance about it, they'll get lots of public praise about "finally correcting a deep injustice in their product" or some shit like that, and they'll rake in money hand over fist with those models because they're new and shiny and people with pride flags in their twitter profiles will immediately start building their own female-exclusive Space Marine Chapters.
 
Here's a hot take: I think David Eddings wrote a better series than G.R.R. Martin.
It would require Martin to finish his series to do a fair comparison.

Martin's smug delusion that he was better than Tolkein is amusing. Essentially the only reason he got any measurable renown was because of the tv series. While the books were popular enough before the show that is what catapulted him into the mainstream and he could not keep pace with the series as anyone could have predicted from day 1. Now the series ended on a wet fart and anything he writes now will be compared to the series and even if it is better people will still whine.

Since we're way off topic and no one cares anymore, let me post my opinion on GRRM:

He has no fucking clue how medieval society worked or how medieval men thought. Making everyone a cartoonish asshole is not realism. Also he's fat.
Every single character he has written is a parody. Whether or not they are good parodies is irrelevant because there are no normal characters to compare them against. It's basically his Wild Cards work only with less input from other people with interesting ideas.
 
look mate, I know you prefer walls of text in exchange for arguments, but all that does is me stopping halfway through because it was either nonsensical or outright ignorant and not really refuting anything up to that point.

like, if the lorefags don't matter, why do people play warhammer? if people only care about plastic and the gameplay, why don't they play better and cheaper games? why did people start playing warhammer to begin with and did so for decades? if the lore and brand doesn't make a difference, why the fuck is GW itself so anal about it? why didn't people just keep playing AoS after end times? either it matters it doesn't, you can't have it both ways.
The people playing Warhammer are tabletop gamers, not lore nuts. They like the look of the models and some of the lore, but their main focus is buying more minis, winning tournaments and games, etc.. The lore nuts barely even buy models or play games anymore. They mostly read books, which is why GW is so confident in offending them, because they're not the main source of profit for the franchise, anyways.

also, GW making money doesn't mean no one else does, which in return also doesn't mean others making a profit means GW doesn't. if governments literally give away money, where do you think it ends up? this is some business major nonsense "well they spend money in the past they'll spend money forever, no matter what! unlimited growth!" when by now there are dozens of examples that his is simply not the case and isn't at all how the market or reality works. if it would be that easy you would never see companies go under and everyone would make more money year after year. market changes might be slow, but it's certainly not static. the reality is every company makes profits - till they don't. so yes, GW will make money in the future too, anything else would be stupid. until they don't. remember, even TLJ made over a billion dollars. yay star wars I guess...
TLJ made over a billion dollars ON THE FIRST FEW OPENING NIGHTS, when people didn't know what to expect. Afterwards, it slumped down as bad word of mouth reviews got out, and before long, you had toys rotting on the shelves, boycotts up the ass, and the next SW movie downright lost money, not because it was worse than TLJ, but because TLJ left such a bad taste in the fans' mouths that they decided to give Disney the finger and they hurt Disney in the one place it matters most: their wallets.

Fans throwing a shit fit is one thing, Lord knows, the SW Prequels had that in droves. But those films and their merchandise still sold well, so pissing off the OT purists to shill Clone Wars merch and making TWO shows in an era that the OT purists despised didn't backfire on George Lucas. After TLJ however, the franchise began sinking in profits as toys and other products rotted on the shelves. That's a different story altogether, since now the suits get involved and start asking questions. This gave Disney the financial incentive to try and woo back the fanbase, which resulted in EP IX walking back a lot of the ideas of Last Jedi, and other shows like Season 7 of the Clone Wars, the Mandalorian, and the Bad Batch were made to try and appease an angry fanbase.

Whereas with GW, the lore fans aren't the source of the money, the tournament players, model fans, and the kids who think Space Marines look cool are. Sure, they'll browse a bit of lore, read some new kids' books based on 40K, but they won't dive into the lore headfirst like the lore nuts do-they spend more time painting minis and playing the game, while the lore nuts barely touch the game anymore and stick to reading books and listening to loretuber videos while they're on their morning walk or eating their meals.

It's as I said before: when SW fans throw a shit-fit, Disney is forced to compromise and try to woo them back with fanservice. When 40K fans throw a shit fit, GW execs laughs as the suits smoke crack cocaine off hookers' tits and smoke weed wrapped in $100 bills. You're assuming the 40K fanbase is like the SW fanbase, where the people who care about the story comprise the majority of fans. They're not. When Disney pissed off the SW fanbase, their profits sank. When GW pissed off the 40K lore fans, their profits ROSE.

Don't believe me? See for yourself:


You two are talking about two different things. Lorefags are people who take the lore seriously, not the average Warhammer 40.000 player.

The average Warhammer 40.000 player is interested in the lore in the sense that it's part of the appeal of the game, but they are not so invested in it that they would stop playing due to lore changes. They get the new lore passed down to them, and they might grumble but they still accept it and keep playing. They've accepted a single Archmagos making enormous advances upon the Emperor's work and creating not only the Primaris but also all their gear. They've accepted Roboute Guilliman coming back to life through the power of hot alien titties. They accepted the Necrons being retconned from Terminators to bickering Tomb Kings IN SPAAAAAACE. They accepted the Tau being created out of whole cloth and somehow not being immediately crushed by the Imperium. They accepted the Squats being turned into bug snacks. The list goes on and on. The average 40k player is not going to get their panties in a twist about the game's retarded lore decisions.
40K has made massive lore changes in the past. Shit, in the REALLY old lore of 40K, there were even half-Eldar bastards in the Imperium once, serving as Ultramarines, something that 3rd Edition 40K would NEVER allow.

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Early 40K was more Lord of the Rings in space with some elements of comedy and poking fun at fascism and conservatives. Then 3rd Edition of 40K came out, and they outright made the Imperium hostile to all xenos, which means our friend Mr. Nastase over here just got his ass retconned because the Imperium, from the start, attacked all aliens on sight, and they would have taken a half-Eldar, half-human baby boy and smashed his face on the rocks while burning his mother on the stake for having sex with a filthy alien, since even under the Emperor, the Imperium had a no-tolerance policy towards aliens.

Now they're reversing back to an earlier stage, where it's no longer super grimdark, and the Imperium is recovering somewhat, and a potential alliance with the Eldar might one day emerge since Guilliman was brought back by them. This whole super-grimdark shit came around years after the game was first made, and even it retconned earlier lore that suggested the Imperium wasn't always overtly anti-alien.

And besides, if you asked most of them the question "would you be bothered if Games Workshop released female Space Marine models?", the vast majority would of them wouldn't reply with "I would stop playing the game if they did". Because it's a very minor thing in the great scheme of things. The "lore" reason for Space Marines being only male is very simple, and as I said before they are less of a lore break than the Primaris ever were. It's a "why not?" thing for most people, not to mention the muscle-girl fetishists who have been lusting over the idea for decades now.
Most nerds and weebs would welcome female Space Marines. The Rule 34 community will obviously have so much fun with them, as they've already done with the Space Marines' female counterparts, the Sisters of Battle. Muscle-bound female marines that are idealized, strong, and are well-endowed? It's like having an army of armored Tsunades coming at you, which will have most nerds and weebs orgasming with delight and giving GW more and more of their cash. Even if it breaks the lore of 40K, they've already done that back in 2017 with the Primaris Marines, and noting of note happened outside of GW actually making more money after they told the lorefags to go to hell.

The Primaris break every rule in the book of how Space Marines run. They come from Mars and are trained there, instead of being trained on each chapter's homeworld. They have their own geneseeds that are different from the chapters they're assigned to. If the lore was taken seriously at all, this would have started a civil war, with most chapters calling for Guilliman's head. I originally thought that was the intent, Guilliman was poking the more retrograde aspects of the Imperium Palpatine-style so he can have an excuse to Order 66 them all and replace them with his new warriors who would be specifically loyal to him. Imagine my surprise when the Imperium barely reacted, and the profit margins of Games Workshop began to rise.

As I said, the Firstborn Marines being replaced by Primaris Marines is akin to Luke getting replaced by Rey. When Disney did that, they got shitcanned by the fans. When GW did that, their profit margins rose.

Most people don't have strong feelings either way about female Space Marines, which is why in the current climate Games Workshop is going to eventually release them. They'll make a big song and dance about it, they'll get lots of public praise about "finally correcting a deep injustice in their product" or some shit like that, and they'll rake in money hand over fist with those models because they're new and shiny and people with pride flags in their twitter profiles will immediately start building their own female-exclusive Space Marine Chapters.
It would please both sides of the political spectrum. The leftist SJWs will be happy that female Space Marines are entering the market, and they'll tout it as a great feminist victory against the sexists within the 40K fanbase, and see it as the beginning for a brave new chapter for Games Workshop and Warhammer 40K. The anti-leftist crowd which enjoys anime and women with big, heaving breasts will enjoy it, as they have new waifus to blow their load over.

The only people who will piss their pants are the lorefags, and given how ineffective their protests against the Primaris Marines are, the female marines will likewise see the same success the Primaris Marines have. I say that female Space Marines might get even more success than the Primaris ever did, as Japan would obviously have a keen interest in female Space Marines, and some anime studios might even offer to make anime about them for Games Workshop to release on Warhammer Plus.

Since we're way off topic and no one cares anymore, let me post my opinion on GRRM:

He has no fucking clue how medieval society worked or how medieval men thought. Making everyone a cartoonish asshole is not realism. Also he's fat.
As I said, Tywin Lannister killing royal babies would only end with his ass burned on a stake, or hung, drawn, and quartered. No nobleman would respect someone who strikes at what literally is, at the time, seen as a symbol of GOD, with such brutality. GRRM views the Medieval era from the cynical lens of the modern day, and his characters are modern men and women hiding behind medieval aesthetics and social norms. There's way too many atheistic "I don't care about the gods"-type characters, and in the Middle Ages, even evil people saw themselves as serving God. In fact, some of the biggest tyrants in that era used God as their reason for doing what they were doing. Sure, some of them might not be true believers at heart, but they wouldn't openly SAY IT. They'd keep it in their heads while publicly proclaiming that they act in the name of divinity..

It would require Martin to finish his series to do a fair comparison.
Good luck with that. The dude stopped writing novels the moment the TV show took off. He should have been finished by 2015 or 2017.

Martin's smug delusion that he was better than Tolkein is amusing. Essentially the only reason he got any measurable renown was because of the tv series. While the books were popular enough before the show that is what catapulted him into the mainstream and he could not keep pace with the series as anyone could have predicted from day 1. Now the series ended on a wet fart and anything he writes now will be compared to the series and even if it is better people will still whine.
It's both funny and sad. GRRM acts like Tolkien did something wrong and that he was correcting it, yet in reality, his stories were barely noticeable before the show came out, they would have remained barely-known had it not been for the show.

Meanwhile, Lord of the Rings was already popular BEFORE the movies came out in the early 2000s, and in fact, the movies were made after the books became so ingrained in the public consciousness that many science fiction and fantasy works took inspiration from LOTR's ideas.

If anything, Tolkien is more reasonable than GRRM, since his universe actually makes sense in that smug backstabbing assholes often have people turning against them, whereas in Game of Thrones, "chaos is a ladder", and treachery is a way of life.

Every single character he has written is a parody. Whether or not they are good parodies is irrelevant because there are no normal characters to compare them against. It's basically his Wild Cards work only with less input from other people with interesting ideas.
I'd say that there were even parts of the story that the show did better. Cersei, for instance, is a typical ice queen suffering from penis envy in the novels, yet it was Lena Headey's portrayal of the character that made her an icon of villainy in the same level as the Joker, Maleficent, and Hannibal Lecter, taking a shallow character like that and giving her some depth and even some sympathy. Tywin also went from a vindictive asshole in the novels to a meme-worthy pillar of strength thanks to a menacing portrayal by Charles Dance, which evoked memories of Peter Cushing's portrayal of the ruthless and calculating Grand Moff Tarkin.
 
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The people playing Warhammer are tabletop gamers, not lore nuts. They like the look of the models and some of the lore, but their main focus is buying more minis, winning tournaments and games, etc.. The lore nuts barely even buy models or play games anymore. They mostly read books, which is why GW is so confident in offending them, because they're not the main source of profit for the franchise, anyways.


TLJ made over a billion dollars ON THE FIRST FEW OPENING NIGHTS, when people didn't know what to expect. Afterwards, it slumped down as bad word of mouth reviews got out, and before long, you had toys rotting on the shelves, boycotts up the ass, and the next SW movie downright lost money, not because it was worse than TLJ, but because TLJ left such a bad taste in the fans' mouths that they decided to give Disney the finger and they hurt Disney in the one place it matters most: their wallets.

Fans throwing a shit fit is one thing, Lord knows, the SW Prequels had that in droves. But those films and their merchandise still sold well, so pissing off the OT purists to shill Clone Wars merch and making TWO shows in an era that the OT purists despised didn't backfire on George Lucas. After TLJ however, the franchise began sinking in profits as toys and other products rotted on the shelves. That's a different story altogether, since now the suits get involved and start asking questions. This gave Disney the financial incentive to try and woo back the fanbase, which resulted in EP IX walking back a lot of the ideas of Last Jedi, and other shows like Season 7 of the Clone Wars, the Mandalorian, and the Bad Batch were made to try and appease an angry fanbase.

Whereas with GW, the lore fans aren't the source of the money, the tournament players, model fans, and the kids who think Space Marines look cool are. Sure, they'll browse a bit of lore, read some new kids' books based on 40K, but they won't dive into the lore headfirst like the lore nuts do-they spend more time painting minis and playing the game, while the lore nuts barely touch the game anymore and stick to reading books and listening to loretuber videos while they're on their morning walk or eating their meals.

It's as I said before: when SW fans throw a shit-fit, Disney is forced to compromise and try to woo them back with fanservice. When 40K fans throw a shit fit, GW execs laughs as the suits smoke crack cocaine off hookers' tits and smoke weed wrapped in $100 bills. You're assuming the 40K fanbase is like the SW fanbase, where the people who care about the movies comprise the majority of fans. They're not. When Disney pissed off the SW fanbase, their profits sank. When GW pissed off the 40K lore fans, their profits ROSE.

Don't believe me? See for yourself:



40K has made massive lore changes in the past. Shit, in the REALLY old lore of 40K, there were even half-Eldar bastards in the Imperium once, serving as Ultramarines, something that 3rd Edition 40K would NEVER allow.

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Early 40K was more Lord of the Rings in space with some elements of comedy and poking fun at fascism and conservatives. Then 3rd Edition of 40K came out, and they outright made the Imperium hostile to all xenos, which means our friend Mr. Nastase over here just got his ass retconned because the Imperium, from the start, attacked all aliens on sight, and they would have taken a half-Eldar, half-human baby boy and smashed his face on the rocks while burning his mother on the stake for having sex with a filthy alien, since even under the Emperor, the Imperium had a no-tolerance policy towards aliens.

Now they're reversing back to an earlier stage, where it's no longer super grimdark, and the Imperium is recovering somewhat, and a potential alliance with the Eldar might one day emerge since Guilliman was brought back by them. This whole super-grimdark shit came around years after the game was first made, and even it retconned earlier lore that suggested the Imperium wasn't always overtly anti-alien.


Most nerds and weebs would welcome female Space Marines. The Rule 34 community will obviously have so much fun with them, as they've already done with the Space Marines' female counterparts, the Sisters of Battle. Muscle-bound female marines that are idealized, strong, and are well-endowed? It's like having an army of armored Tsunades coming at you, which will have most nerds and weebs orgasming with delight and giving GW more and more of their cash. Even if it breaks the lore of 40K, they've already done that back in 2017 with the Primaris Marines, and noting of note happened outside of GW actually making more money after they told the lorefags to go to hell.

The Primaris break every rule in the book of how Space Marines run. They come from Mars and are trained there, instead of being trained on each chapter's homeworld. They have their own geneseeds that are different from the chapters they're assigned to. If the lore was taken seriously at all, this would have started a civil war, with most chapters calling for Guilliman's head. I originally thought that was the intent, Guilliman was poking the more retrograde aspects of the Imperium Palpatine-style so he can have an excuse to Order 66 them all and replace them with his new warriors who would be specifically loyal to him. Imagine my surprise when the Imperium barely reacted, and the profit margins of Games Workshop began to rise. As I said, the Firstborn Marines being replaced by Primaris Marines is akin to Luke getting replaced by Rey. When Disney did that, they got shitcanned by the fans. When GW did that, their profit margins rose.


It would please both sides of the political spectrum. The leftist SJWs will be happy that female Space Marines are entering the market, and they'll tout it as a great feminist victory against the sexists within the 40K fanbase, and see it as the beginning for a brave new chapter for Games Workshop and Warhammer 40K. The anti-leftist crowd which enjoys anime and women with big, heaving breasts will enjoy it, as they have new waifus to blow their load over.

The only people who will piss their pants are the lorefags, and given how ineffective their protests against the Primaris Marines are, the female marines will likewise see the same success the Primaris Marines have. I say that female Space Marines might get even more success than the Primaris ever did, as Japan would obviously have a keen interest in female Space Marines, and some anime studios might even offer to make anime about them for Games Workshop to release on Warhammer Plus.


As I said, Tywin Lannister killing royal babies would only end with his ass burned on a stake, or hung, drawn, and quartered. No nobleman would respect someone who strikes at what literally is, at the time, seen as a symbol of GOD, with such brutality. GRRM views the Medieval era from the cynical lens of the modern day, and his characters are modern men and women hiding behind medieval aesthetics and social norms. There's way too many atheistic "I don't care about the gods"-type characters, and in the Middle Ages, even evil people saw themselves as serving God. In fact, some of the biggest tyrants in that era used God as their reason for doing what they were doing. Sure, some of them might not be true believers at heart, but they wouldn't openly SAY IT. They'd keep it in their heads while publicly proclaiming that they act in the name of divinity..


Good luck with that. The dude stopped writing novels the moment the TV show took off. He should have been finished by 2015 or 2017.


It's both funny and sad. GRRM acts like Tolkien did something wrong and that he was correcting it, yet in reality, his stories were barely noticeable before the show came out, they would have remained barely-known had it not been for the show.

Meanwhile, Lord of the Rings was already popular BEFORE the movies came out in the early 2000s, and in fact, the movies were made after the books became so ingrained in the public consciousness that many science fiction and fantasy works took inspiration from LOTR's ideas.

If anything, Tolkien is more reasonable than GRRM, since his universe actually makes sense in that smug backstabbing assholes often have people turning against them, whereas in Game of Thrones, "chaos is a ladder", and treachery is a way of life.


I'd say that there were even parts of the story that the show did better. Cersei, for instance, is a typical ice queen suffering from penis envy in the novels, yet it was Lena Headey's portrayal of the character that made her an icon of villainy in the same level as the Joker, Maleficent, and Hannibal Lecter, taking a shallow character like that and giving her some depth and even some sympathy. Tywin also went from a vindictive asshole in the novels to a meme-worthy pillar of strength thanks to a menacing portrayal by Charles Dance, which evoked memories of Peter Cushing's portrayal of the ruthless and calculating Grand Moff Tarkin.
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Haha Space Humans goes HERETICS and Exterminatus everything.
 
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