Target sighting from April 2014

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Oh, the irony. We laughed at Chris's autistic inability to tell people apart. We laughed when he said that his Tomgirl "disguise" would make it more difficult for trolls to recognize him in public. We laughed at his claims of a "shrinking mound" when it was obvious that "Fatty" was morbidly obese and getting worse.

Now dozens of self-proclaimed "Christorians" are struggling to figure out if a clear, sharp, head-to-toe photo is actually him.
 
Chikinballs said:
Why? It would seem like they would have more cash flow because they both get the same money as before and also some sort of benefit from insurance?
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Not any benefits from insurance that I know of.

Lalala said:
Debt. Lots and lots of debt.
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Well, the debt would only become a bigger problem now if Chris was signing up for more credit cards. And I can't imagine there are many cards out there that he didn't already have.

I think there are just new costs that aren't immediately apparent.
 
Chikinballs said:
Did they suddenly start paying it when the hose burned down?
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Probably not but with Chris's current Lego obssession and Barb's seemingly declining health (if what Chris says is actually to be believed...I know right? The very thought) then keeping up the minimum payments would become tougher...at least I think, this is pure speculation.
 
asperhes said:
Oh, the irony. We laughed at Chris's autistic inability to tell people apart. We laughed when he said that his Tomgirl "disguise" would make it more difficult for trolls to recognize him in public. We laughed at his claims of a "shrinking mound" when it was obvious that "Fatty" was morbidly obese and getting worse.

Now dozens of self-proclaimed "Christorians" are struggling to figure out if a clear, sharp, head-to-toe photo is actually him.
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Heh, no struggle here. That's Chris alright. It's more that people are concerned about weenery, I think.

Lalala said:
Probably not but with Chris's current Lego obssession and Barb's seemingly declining health (if what Chris says is actually to be believed...I know right? The very thought) then keeping up the minimum payments would become tougher...at least I think, this is pure speculation.
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Nah, it's the same minimums either way.

Edit: Er, I don't think Barb's health is a big financial problem. Unless some specific problems we haven't heard of crop up, I'm just thinking he's complaining about Barb and stress and trolls.
 
I don't think it's Chris because we have a Chris picture from days ago (his ebay sales) and he looks a lot fatter. There's no way he's that thin in mere days. And the face doesn't look right. Until we have Chris himself saying "Dang trolls following me in target"; I will never believe this is him.
 
I think big reason is that it's a different camera angle. CWC has the few angles he uses. I don't think we've seen this side of him. From a literal standpoint, I mean.
 
CWCTime said:
I found this reddit post and wondered if someone could confirm whether or not the person in the photo below is Chris. It looks like a match to me, but I wanted to verify this before I uploaded it to the CWCki.
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I see his bootay isn't what it used to be anymore! (:_(

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4Macie said:
I don't think it's Chris because we have a Chris picture from days ago (his ebay sales) and he looks a lot fatter. There's no way he's that thin in mere days. And the face doesn't look right. Until we have Chris himself saying "Dang trolls following me in target"; I will never believe this is him.
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*sigh*(:_( Did you read the title? This photo was supposedly taken about 2 months prior to the ebay photo. I think that would be enough time for a weight fluctuation on the order of 10-15 pounds or so. I would speculate that if Chris noticed him, the guy that took the photo would have mentioned it.
 
skyraider91 said:
Supporting evidence for the man in the photo being Our Pet Lolcow:
1. Wearing the exact same boots as I've seen Our Pet Lolcow wearing recently.
2. Hair is exactly the same, to the color, ponytail, and unkempt condition.
3. It appears that the pictured man is wearing the same eyeglasses as Our Pet Lolcow.
4. The pictured man has awkward body language, same as Our Pet Lolcow IRL.
5. The pictured man is wearing skinny jeans and a tight T-Shirt, just as Our Pet Lolcow has been doing.
6. From what can be seen of the man's face, it looks like it certainly could be Our Pet Lolcow.
I wish we had a better view of his face, but I'm pretty damn sure that that's him.
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A few further observations from closer analysis of the photo:
7. If you look closely, you can see part of his duct-taped wallet. This is further evidence that it's Chris Chan in this photograph.
8. The black woman in the orange shirt is staring at Chris.
9. I cannot tell for sure, but the balance on the register looks like it might be $117.74.

4Macie said:
I don't think it's Chris because we have a Chris picture from days ago (his ebay sales) and he looks a lot fatter. There's no way he's that thin in mere days. And the face doesn't look right. Until we have Chris himself saying "Dang trolls following me in target"; I will never believe this is him.
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I would suggest that you read the entire thread, or at least the first few pages of it, before posting a reply/response.
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Very Honest Content said:
There's something off in the facial proportions on this shot, but it may be a combination of both the angle and the camera settings causing that distortion?

Anyway, it's close enough to Chris that Christorical Figure confirmation convinces me it's legit and now cannon.
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I think he looks a bit off because we're used to seeing him head-on, which is really the least favourable angle for him. He seems skinnier because we see him in skinny jeans, which suit him surprisingly well. I think a lot of people are surprised that his legs are thin, but that's what happens when you spend most of your time on your ass. I'm more puzzled by the absence of the sports bra; I thought it had become part of the CWC identity.

That IS the best outfit I've ever seen him wear. Still looks like a doofus, but a presentable doofus:cool:
 
Some sheer speculation on his supposedly paper-stuffed bra (Marvin says it's doubtful but let's pretend it's true for now):

As Chris put on the pounds in his early twenties, he had very mixed feelings about his growing manboobs. On the one hand, they were evidence that he was overweight, which he was extremely self-conscious about. On the other hand, he slowly came to realize that they were a physical manifestation of the truth that he was actually a woman. He told himself that the manboobs were part of his essential "body type," and that he had had them since he was six years old. He came to believe that his positive personality traits and his "natural" ability to get along better with women placed him solidly outside the category of "jerk," which could only mean that he was a (lesbian) woman. The duck was a real dilemma, but he tried not to look at or think about it. The joy and self-confidence he felt about cross-dressing (and his unending series of failures to be manly in any way possible) made him even more committed to his womanliness. He stopped trying to make his penis bigger, and began to think seriously about a sex-change operation.

But after the house fire he began to lose weight. While this was overall a good thing, his bust was shrinking. It appeared that the manboobs might not be a core element of his physical self after all. However, he was now too committed to his self-image as a woman to go back to thinking of them as "ugly pecs." So to keep up appearances, he would have to stuff his bras.

Either that or he's lost weight so quickly that he can't afford to buy bras that fit his new bust size.
 
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