Terrible SJW Movie Sequel/Rehash/Reboot Ideas - Do your worst.

[MemeGray]

Million dollar baby but she's a tranny that decimates all her opponents with minimal training.

 

[thx1138]

Assault on Precinct 13, but the "bus of prisoners" is a Pride Day float that gets lost. The lieutenant in charge of Precinct 13 is of course an Undocumented Migrant, and the precinct comes under siege by Trump supporters. The Precinct is saved by the arrival of Soy-faced Antifa comrades armed with airsoft guns and bike locks.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Schindler's list, 2019.

Oskar Schindler is interpreted by Jamie Foxx (because the original film wasn't inclusive enough), Amon Göet by Childish Gambino.

General diversiveness added, and instead of entitled white Jews the victims are mainly female PoCs and trans people.
The SS guards will be wearing MAGA hats (in a subtle critique to the current President's politics) and will have some PoCs as well (because the original movie casted only blonde white men as the Nazis and that's totally shallow).

All the scenes that contains racism/executions/violence will be censored, because those in the originals were so explicit and triggered me and gave me PTSD.

I don't care if Spielberg himself and the other Jewish organizations cry because or the reboot, the Holocaust wasn't all about them.
Everyone should see it for what is it: a precursor of Trump's hate campaign against women and trans people.

Don't forget to include that gays can't be in those camps because they're not oppressed enough.

Spoiler: LOL

Even though they were in camps.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Frozen (Live Action Remake) coming 2020

Elsa and her family are going to be Latinx despite living in Norway during the early 19th century

Elsa still has ice powers, but her biggest struggle is that she is gay and non-binary. Everyone later discovers her ice powers when someone asks her if she’s going to marry a man to secure her throne. She retaliates by freezing the man that asks (he’s a cis het white male)

Elsa then flees and discovers everyone in her kingdom is intolerant of ice powers. She figures it’s best to not let everyone know she’s also gay and non-binary.

Elsa, up in her ice fortress, gives herself an amazing makeover that involves short, icy blue hair, pants, cape, and sparkles. Now that she is okay with her identity, she decides to live there since she’s away from the evil white men.

Anna is still naive but over time, learns something about herself. She learns that she is pansexual. After discovering this, she tries to go back to let her sister know her big secret.

Along her way, she meets Kristoff, who is now Chinese. Olaf is also there too, but he is voiced by a trans man of color. Olaf identifies as a boy. Anna remembers him and of building a snowman, but does not recall Olaf being trans.

Guarding her fortress, a giant rainbow ice man called marshmallow greets Anna. Olaf and Kristoff help her get there, but decide not to get on Elsa’s bad side.

Anna comes in and notices her sister’s change in style. She says that she is glad she’s feeling more body confident and compliments her ice ability. Seeing that her sister is so happy, she leaves without a mark.

Hans is still the evil white man, and since he couldn’t get Anna, he tries to get Elsa to marry him. He finds the fortress and proposes to Elsa. Elsa rejects him. He refuses to leave, so she curses him. Nobody wants to save him because he’s an evil white man.

Time passes and Anna tries to tell Elsa she needs to stop the cold because people are starving now. Elsa realizes that she still wants a kingdom to rule over, so she decides to tell her sister her real secret. When Anna hears that Elsa is non-binary and gay, she fully accepts. Then they kiss, and with that kiss, the curse over the land is broken.

Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, and Olaf all live happily ever after under a queer polyamorous relationship. Everyone in Arandell forgives Elsa because she gives them an ice rink. Homophobia is a federal offense under her rulership as her first decree.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Braveheart but instead of medieval Scotland it's in current America and it's dystopian USA because the evil Trump is running the country.
Instead of Scotland it's communist ANTIFA fighting the evil white Trump supporters and Alt right Nazi's.
Keep the ending where the ANTIFA leader dies for the country because ANTIFA can do no wrong and they're our friends.
Also the leader of ANTIFA is a genderqueer Tumblr mtf furry.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Charlotte’s Web (Live Action Remake) 2021

Fern witnesses her dad nearly kill a baby pig. The pig talks to Fern and tells her to help her out of being killed. Once the pig is saved, Fern decides to be vegan. Charlotte then spends her time protecting animals and trying to get everyone to become vegan with her.

With help from Charlotte, a spider, Charlotte spins webs that say messages like “friends, not food” , “eating animals is weird” and “end speciesism”.

With her ability to talk to animals, Fern also tries to get animals such as dogs, cats, and owls to go vegan.

Wilbur, the pig she saved, becomes the face of the movement and readily accepts being vegan.

The story ends with everyone, including the animals, becoming vegan. Later on, the entire world becomes vegan thanks to Fern and all the world’s problems are solved.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Labyrinth where David Bowie is replaced with a wacky Melissa Mccarthy, puppets are replaced with CGI and the main character is now a male internet troll who finds out how to summon the goblins from a thread on his favourite troll image board.

Throughout the movie he is constantly berated by all characters for not being woke, at the end the protagonist has changed his ways and persuades Melissa Mccarthy to let him go by agreeing to enter a slam poetry competition with her on the theme of intersectionality which she loses on a technicality because she forgets to address the main character with xer new preferred prounouns since he learned he was genderqueer during the movie.

 

[Rand /pol/]

the Holocaust wasn't all about them.

fftopic: But yeah, it wasn't.

 

[Andrei Tarkovsky]

I don't get it.

How the fuck are Muslims, Transgenders, Gays, or any race different than white for that matter, discriminated in any major way in today's America? We're more tolerant and open than we've ever been.

CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY:
Anyone else think there's a possibility that Leftist Marxists are doing this because they're racist themselves? You think they're trying to convert people by dividing society? Maybe they're not racist, and have an ulterior motive we're not aware of.

Think about it. This overbearing SJW nonsense from the cultural left are actually giving people racist and borderline homophobic tendencies. And you know what? I can't fucking blame them. Jordan Peterson actually talked about this:

>Marxists
>what's their endgame?

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Barbarella, but with all of the raunchy content portrayed negatively and still staring Jane Fonda as she is today.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

Diary of a Mad Black Woman? Nah, now it's Diary of a Mad Black TRANS Woman.

 

[Commander Keen]

They live but Nada is a black lesbian
and the skull alien guys are the alt right/ Trump supporters.

Eh, if you listen to John Carpenter that movie is proto-SJW. But Carpenter is baked out of his mind from fucking Adrienne Barbeau for a few years, so you can’t really listen to him.

 

[BipolarPon]

Cinderella, but Cinderella is a woke black trans-women, whose father is killed by law enforcement, and all the evil characters are white of course. She advocates for veganism and trans rights, She marries multiple women in the end, because monogamy ain't progressive enough.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5639976/

"The Mist" (2017) by Netflix. Horrible reboot of Stephen Kings series "The Fog", full with cliché trans and genderfluid people. Terrible acting... Was cancelled fast.
If a series is well made I dont care who made it or what the message is. But I couldnt even finish the first episode. Ghostbusters 3 was masterpiece compared to this show.

Some of the critics from imdb:
"They forgot to include likable people "
"Absolute garbage , SJW cringe fest "
"Stephen Kind could write a separate horror novel about this terrible show"

I actually sat through that and nowhere did I see genderspecials, dangerhairs or trigglypuffs. The closest was a bisexual sociopath who was supposed to be the surprise antagonist / obvious heel near the end. I was pretty certain that the whole point of that show is that there aren't supposed to be any likable people in it since it's proto-Silent Hill.

To stay on topic, pick any movie and just apply the progressive stack by process of elimination, if it has a male lead you can answer this thread with "black/woman/tranny/ lead" and it would absolutely fit the criteria no matter how it's framed. In fact, take any movie or show with a female lead, like Alien or Buffy, and replace that with "black/tranny lead", then if the lead to the movie is a black person of any of the above qualities, simply make them a tranny.

"Blade is now a tranny whose gender reassignment surgeries keep healing no matter how many times she chops her own dick off. This inner conflict of gender identity against the reality of genitals that cannot be altered serves as subtext for the central conflict of people transitioning into vampires."

Trans-formers reboot. They are all transsexual humans who are "more than meets the eye" and you are a terrible person if you do not want to have sex with them, regardless of their genitalia.

Somebody already did that.

 

[Red Hood]

Eh, if you listen to John Carpenter that movie is proto-SJW. But Carpenter is baked out of his mind from fucking Adrienne Barbeau for a few years, so you can’t really listen to him.

I figure most 70s/80s filmmakers are pretty fried by now just like most 70s rockers are. With the exception of George Lucas, who I picture as being such an autistic manchild that no one thought to offer him drugs.

 

[Raging Capybara]

There's a cult movie called White Dog that tells a story of a dog that's trained to kill niggos. The dog is captured by a black dude who tries to save the poor dog so he can't attack people anymore...

Spoiler: Spoiler

...it fails. In the last scene of the movie, the dog starts to attack white people instead. The movie has a very realistic and gritty commentary, but people don't like to be confronted and having they beliefs contested. The movie flopped hard. So I have the perfect solution for this: a SJW remake!!

The movie will be almost identical, but in the final scene - when the dog starts to attack innocent white people - it will be presented as a happy ending. The characters will hug themselves crying of happiness, a emotional music building up in the background, and the dog - with his face covered in blood - running freely and happy like fucking Lassie, killing disgusting Trump voters.

The credits roll accompanying an upbeat pop song by Beyonce.

 

[UnKillFill]

Frozen (Live Action Remake) coming 2020

Elsa and her family are going to be Latinx despite living in Norway during the early 19th century

Elsa still has ice powers, but her biggest struggle is that she is gay and non-binary. Everyone later discovers her ice powers when someone asks her if she’s going to marry a man to secure her throne. She retaliates by freezing the man that asks (he’s a cis het white male)

Elsa then flees and discovers everyone in her kingdom is intolerant of ice powers. She figures it’s best to not let everyone know she’s also gay and non-binary.

Elsa, up in her ice fortress, gives herself an amazing makeover that involves short, icy blue hair, pants, cape, and sparkles. Now that she is okay with her identity, she decides to live there since she’s away from the evil white men.

Anna is still naive but over time, learns something about herself. She learns that she is pansexual. After discovering this, she tries to go back to let her sister know her big secret.

Along her way, she meets Kristoff, who is now Chinese. Olaf is also there too, but he is voiced by a trans man of color. Olaf identifies as a boy. Anna remembers him and of building a snowman, but does not recall Olaf being trans.

Guarding her fortress, a giant rainbow ice man called marshmallow greets Anna. Olaf and Kristoff help her get there, but decide not to get on Elsa’s bad side.

Anna comes in and notices her sister’s change in style. She says that she is glad she’s feeling more body confident and compliments her ice ability. Seeing that her sister is so happy, she leaves without a mark.

Hans is still the evil white man, and since he couldn’t get Anna, he tries to get Elsa to marry him. He finds the fortress and proposes to Elsa. Elsa rejects him. He refuses to leave, so she curses him. Nobody wants to save him because he’s an evil white man.

Time passes and Anna tries to tell Elsa she needs to stop the cold because people are starving now. Elsa realizes that she still wants a kingdom to rule over, so she decides to tell her sister her real secret. When Anna hears that Elsa is non-binary and gay, she fully accepts. Then they kiss, and with that kiss, the curse over the land is broken.

Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, and Olaf all live happily ever after under a queer polyamorous relationship. Everyone in Arandell forgives Elsa because she gives them an ice rink. Homophobia is a federal offense under her rulership as her first decree.

If I was remaking Frozen, I'd make the snowman be a "yellow snow" man. And have him be voiced by a prominent Asian actor.

Diary of a Mad Black Woman? Nah, now it's Diary of a Mad Black TRANS Woman.

So... Basically just diary of a mad black woman?

 

[Diabeetus]

Titanic in 2019. Original in 1997 by James Cameron.

Rose is a Mexican lesbian and Jack Dawson is a black trans female to male in third class. Captain Smith is a woman now because we don't need no man running the ship. By the way, this all still takes place in 1912 but there are ZERO white people on the ship and the entire ship is POC even though in real life there were a lot of whities.

Also Thomas Andrews is now a Japanese dwarf and his name is Kawasaki Andrews.

The only white man on the ship is Cal because white men are evil.

Now that you mention it, I saw a Tumblr thread making it's rounds on social media about this. SJWs want a Titanic reboot where Winona Ryder replaces Jack, and the ending to be that both of them survive due to them not weighing as much as the average man. If I find it, I'll make an edit putting it in this comment.

 

[AnOminous]

Now that you mention it, I saw a Tumblr thread making it's rounds on social media about this. SJWs want a Titanic reboot where Winona Ryder replaces Jack, and the ending to be that both of them survive due to them not weighing as much as the average man. If I find it, I'll make an edit putting it in this comment.

Why not just make him a tranny and have him survive because of losing the weight of his cock and balls?

 

[RumblyTumbly]

A Superman origin movie, except they don't assign Kal El's gender before shipping him off to Earth because Krypton was a super advanced society and better than America in every way and Krypton never assigned genders.

When Kal El gets to Earth and is adopted by the Kents, they don't assign him a gender either and the Kryptonian identifies as a non-binary, gender neutral person.

When it comes time to become a hero and wear the suit, the character is not referred to as SUPERMAN, because that's sexist. The character will now be known as SuperZe, and he gets into a polyamorous relationship with a muslim pansexual Jimmy Olson and an overweight blue haired black Lois Lane.