Here are two
The Thing: Instead of taking place in the arctic it takes place in a college campus and instead of an alien parasite that can take the form of any organic material it's the mind parasite that removes sympathy.
The movie will introduce us to the main cast of twelve white people some are male, some are female, ones a trany, two gays, one lesbo and a gender queer half white women. All twelve go to a school sponsored ski trip and manage to get put into several cabins next to each other and isolated from everyone else. They are initially excited since they all know each other and on the bus ride there they talk about their politics and how progressive and liberal they are as friends. The first day they hit the slopes and all seems right till the main character, the gender queer danger hair, mentions how they didn't see any minorities in the slopes once they get back to their cabins. At night an avalanche blocks the roads leading to their cabins being blocked off and they are isolated.
During the first day of isolation the group starts talking about how crazy things are and how they needed a break. One of the males mentions how hard it is to learn how to improve the world, another chimes in about how much damage the white man does to it. They talk about a new disease that is going around that turns people into souless monsters that will kill inocent people who don't resemble them. The transgender mentions that their grandpa got the disease and the familly had to kill him because they were planing on hurting the transgender. They all share stories of family members that were put down or isolated because they caught a version of this disease. The genderqueer decides to test the groups sympathy for the less fortunate and tells them that they are priveleged and that most minorities don't get to go on trips like this. Everyone agrees but the some white men don't shake their head as quickly as the rest of the group.
The gender queer starts investigating cabins while everyone is out collecting supplies and stumbles upon a red hat, we don't get to see it for that long and it doesn't have any writing on it. They spend the next two days pestering the white males about why they don't care enough about minorities. It comes to a head when one cracks and starts announcing how illeagles destroy our economy. Instinctually she finds a flare gone and lights him on fire. Everyone is in agreement that he deserved to die except for one white man who claims he was quoting statistics and not being hateful. He is then killed by being put into a fireplace and burned alive.
Now I won't do all of Jordans Peele's work here but the rest of the movie is filled with the cast realizing that some of them have the virus. The movie is filled with progressive purity test, including one about who lines up where in the oppression stack, and death for whoever fails. One by one the cast is killed off including the gay and lesbian charachters who talk about how black and mexican comunities aren't exactly queer friendly. At the end it is just the tranny and the gender queer who realize that they may never get dug out and that they have escape on their own. They make a sled and start going downhill. On the way down they hit a rock that knocks them over spilling the content of their bacpacks. The tranny has the red hat in their bag and the genderqueer notices.
Unable to find a weapon to kill the tranny with the half white gender queer tries to run away but is followed by the tranny quoting FBI statistics. It is revealed the tranny was the first in their group to be infected then you get flashback to the tranny infecting the other students. After a while the Genderqueer starts to agree with the tranny and realizes that she is infected. Half of her is imune and it is that half that convinces her to cause another avalanche and kill both of them. Genderqueer finds some explosives and causes a massive avalanche that wipes out the ski lodges and the town below.
We cut to a report of the avalanche and how nobody survived the story is cut short, the election results came in: Cut to black the tranny laughs as the credits roll.
Get Jordan Peele to Direct it and Get it made on netflix.
Disney Hercules:
- Live action
- Hercules is a black women,
- Meg is still white but fat,
- They play up Zues's shovanistic side
- Zues refers to herc's mom as an animal,
- Hades is an incel who constantly hits on meg and want's to fuck Herc
- The muses are the same except the make out once in a while
- Phil is played by danny Davito who dies halfway through production and the CGI him in for the rest of the film,
- Pegasus can change genders because slugs and fungi where in the clouds,
- Herc doesn't free zues when he gets trapped by the titans,
- At the end Herc says she's staying mortal because the gods don't allow gay marriage,
- Hera tells her that she is the new leader of the gods since zues died in his prison
- happy ending Herc and Meg rule Olympus and usher in a golden age of acceptance.
- People still go to see it because we all died in 2012 and this is Hell
