Oh he is going to drag this out for all it's worth. I bet toddler AL gets jealous because she should be the only one shouting demands from the bed.
Jesus Christ. Eric needs to harden the fuck up.Alright, I hate myself enough today to write a summary.
-Rickie opens and informs us that Eric's minor surgery went well and he's caring for Eric post-surgery, as opposed to Eric's fierce independence the rest of the time. Cut to his trolley which looks like he has a special needs child at home (because he does).
-Cut to... this
-They're at Wommart together. Eric needs to walk around "to help with the thoreneth", utterly contradicting Rickie's previous exposition about needing to do the shopping for him. Eric is inscrutiating pain after his minor keyhole surgery with an almost painless recovery prognosis. We get to hear three times in 60 seconds that he needs to pick up his medication.
-Shopping for laxatives or "stool softeners", are they the same thing?
-Eric is "really big into 'Sthtudio Gibbly movieth'". We are treated to an exhaustive list of which movieth he has and has not seen. He intends to buy all of them (with Rickie's money).
-Kvetching about how much pain he's in. Luckily Eric is able to stoically endure the pain long enough to spend his husband's money on stupid shit
-Cut to back at the Fagshack. More whining about pain. Eric gives a spiel about the ludicrously involved rituals he needs to do post-surgery, and how everything he does is painful. It was a one-hour keyhole surgery gorl, you didn't have a brain transplant (more's the pity). You know if Rickie had that surgery he'd be back at work within 48 hours
-The audience too is in pain when Eric tells us everything he's eaten in the last two days. He says he has no desire to eat while Rickie is audibly preparing a meal for him.
-More horribly tedious details about the surgery recovery that nobody would want to hear
-Islamic content about his bowels
-Eric is upthet with himthelf because he missed vlogmas yesterday. Yes Eric, planes fell out of the sky when you didn't upload 15 unwatchable minutes of iphone footage yesterday.
-EVEN MORE mind-numbing minutiae about the surgery
-Eric bought a Thtudio Gibbly movie after all and is considerate enough to repeat almost verbatim the long, boring speech about them we heard five minutes ago
-Islamic content alert: Eric shows us his gut and says it's "bloated" from surgery. Sure. A trashy tattoo is visible on his pantline
-More cute facts about Eric's intestinal function
-Eric, behaving like an old woman who just had two hip replacements, leans on the counter and gaspingly tells us he's going to bravely attempt to stuff his face and to tune in next time.
FIN
I can't wait for the day when Eric actually experiences pain. Imagine if he had to get a leg amputation, he would be whining for years. Can Eric even be considered a man anymore? He's prissier than even the fruitiest drag queens. Even Rarity the cat is more of a man than Eric.
It falls under "Islamic content", I admit I had to skip through that part though since his digestive system had already been such a hot topic.
This is how you know he wasn't having classic Gallbladder attacks. He would be writhing in agony from them. They are incredibly painful rivaled by Pancreatitis. What he had was gas and they found stones in him and decided to remove it.Alright, I hate myself enough today to write a summary.
-Rickie opens and informs us that Eric's minor surgery went well and he's caring for Eric post-surgery, as opposed to Eric's fierce independence the rest of the time. Cut to his trolley which looks like he has a special needs child at home (because he does).
-Cut to... this
-They're at Wommart together. Eric needs to walk around "to help with the thoreneth", utterly contradicting Rickie's previous exposition about needing to do the shopping for him. Eric is inscrutiating pain after his minor keyhole surgery with an almost painless recovery prognosis. We get to hear three times in 60 seconds that he needs to pick up his medication.
-Shopping for laxatives or "stool softeners", are they the same thing?
-Eric is "really big into 'Sthtudio Gibbly movieth'". We are treated to an exhaustive list of which movieth he has and has not seen. He intends to buy all of them (with Rickie's money).
-Kvetching about how much pain he's in. Luckily Eric is able to stoically endure the pain long enough to spend his husband's money on stupid shit
-Cut to back at the Fagshack. More whining about pain. Eric gives a spiel about the ludicrously involved rituals he needs to do post-surgery, and how everything he does is painful. It was a one-hour keyhole surgery gorl, you didn't have a brain transplant (more's the pity). You know if Rickie had that surgery he'd be back at work within 48 hours
-The audience too is in pain when Eric tells us everything he's eaten in the last two days. He says he has no desire to eat while Rickie is audibly preparing a meal for him.
-More horribly tedious details about the surgery recovery that nobody would want to hear
-Islamic content about his bowels
-Eric is upthet with himthelf because he missed vlogmas yesterday. Yes Eric, planes fell out of the sky when you didn't upload 15 unwatchable minutes of iphone footage yesterday.
-EVEN MORE mind-numbing minutiae about the surgery
-Eric bought a Thtudio Gibbly movie after all and is considerate enough to repeat almost verbatim the long, boring speech about them we heard five minutes ago
-Islamic content alert: Eric shows us his gut and says it's "bloated" from surgery. Sure. A trashy tattoo is visible on his pantline
-More cute facts about Eric's intestinal function
-Eric, behaving like an old woman who just had two hip replacements, leans on the counter and gaspingly tells us he's going to bravely attempt to stuff his face and to tune in next time.
FIN
Stop grammar shaming me
If this recovery from minor surgery gets any worse, Eric won't be able to sit on the couch and spend Rickie's money online! Some people have it so hard
