Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

Shit like this is why poor people stay poor and live like shit.

Who on gods earth needs this many candles that they dont even seem to use?!‽

You dont stack them on a fucking shelf like books! Light them and use them, you mad man!!!!!
Well when you top your hard working chicken strangling husband and now your dick dont work you need something to fill your days with nothing aside from crying to your therapist about how working is hard.
 

Eric just dropped a hefty chunk of money on more Bath & Body Works garbage. He probably spent $500 or more. His precious hoard grows with every day.
The smell in that house must be truly vile for all of them to hoard so many scented products. He doesn't seem the least bit phased by the implication here, which is hilarious.

That house must smell like a beautiful blend of chem-lab carnations, with just a touch of feces!
 

Eric just dropped a hefty chunk of money on more Bath & Body Works garbage. He probably spent $500 or more. His precious hoard grows with every day.
Boy, that shitty therapy mill they go to seems to me helping everyone!

Amber is still a blob who is gaining at an alarming rate and is growing more delusional everyday who loves to jump on and off meds whenever she decides to.

Becky is still insane and lobotomized just not AS much since it took several months for her quacks to change her dope from coma to waking coma.

Eric is consuming soap, body sprays and candles at a breakneck pace as he never feels clean from being molested as a kid, still not working and him going to school is bullshit since he spent hundreds of dollars on this shit and not a second car to get him to school but meanwhile he can prance and mince about Bath and Body Works grabbing everything not nailed down.

WOW THAT THERAPY IS SURE HELPING!
 
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Im not sure if this belongs here.. but someone commented on erics instagram that he should date amberlynn. To which she replied they are dating.. this could have been a fat finger slip and she could have meant they have dated, but that seems like a huge finger slip. She could just be dumb too.
Poor mumbles, its almost like he posted that video thinking it was a good idea.
Everything Amber touches becomes worse off than before.
 
There is lots about all of them I don't "get". Buy what you need & a few spares if it's something you use a lot; especially if it's on sale. But that amount of candles? It's not as if they're decorative items, either.

bath & body works encourages people to hoard since they’re constantly discontinuing scents.
 
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“Funny and outgoing” :story:
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I wonder if Eric is secretly bothered by all the positive attention Rickie gets on HIS channel. I mean, there's nothing that special about Rickie either, but comparatively, he's more likeable. He's also gainfully employed, and the only self-sufficient adult in that household.

If the vast majority of your audience is telling you that you're boring and suggesting ways you can be less boring, maybe that's the kind of constructive feedback you need to hear.

Advice for Eric:
1. Get a fucking job. If you're comfortable enough vlogging in public, then social anxiety is not that much of a deterrent in your life.
2. Get out of the kitchen. Nobody cares.
3. More showing, less telling. Maybe just consider not talking at all. Yeah, try that first.
4. If you're not gonna find a job or further your education, at least find a hobby that doesn't involve spending money that isn't yours, on useless shit.
5. If certain foods make your GI issues worse, consider eliminating them and stfu about it already.
6. More candid shots of your roommate would be very appreciated! Let's be honest: you didn't gain 23k subs organically. For better or worse, most tune in for her, so you might as well give the people what they want.
 
There is lots about all of them I don't "get". Buy what you need & a few spares if it's something you use a lot; especially if it's on sale. But that amount of candles? It's not as if they're decorative items, either.
I think it's like a label thing... like brand recognition. For example, 20 years ago I had a candle as a gift from someone from that store, "Mid Summer's Night" . I can smell that candle right now in my brain. Good candle. I'm not a huge candle buff, but man, my house smelled great. In fact, I'm gonna go to their website and see if they have it ((edit because I'm exceptional: the candle I'm thinking of is from Yankee Candle . B&BW happens to simply coordinate all of their scents, lotions and products as a sets, adding to my point below))

BUT...I think Eric like Amburrrr is a consumer. He is consuming, filling a never ending void. It's about the haul, the quantity, not the quality.
 
I sometimes get the feeling he's going out of his way to personify a couple of old stereotypes surrounding being gay: 'the limp wristed faggot' or 'fussy fruit'. It's as eye roll inducing as the 'flouncing cheerleader' or 'good looking, dumb jock' looks on straight people.

He flounces, simpers, poses & carries on as if his understanding of 'gay behaviour' heavily involves taking on the worst characteristics of a teen aged girl. He even talks like one, over emphasizing a great many words & using exaggerated tones. Unlike most teen aged girls, he doesn't seem to be in any hurry to grow up.

He's stuck in self absorbed mode & he & Amber seem to grow more alike by the week. Neither claim agency over their own lives. Things happen TO Eric; he doesn't seem to grasp that changes in behaviour, attitude or approach often brings better, more desirable results.

He either over sleeps or doesn't sleep well. He hates his hair. He talks about a big day ahead, then we learn that for him, a "big" day involves, hygiene, meals & maybe a trip to Target before going to the movies. He's obsessed with his stomach & its aches & pains, yet eats food that would give a hyena heartburn.

I doubt many people watch his uploads for anything he says & does. Rather, they're hoping for Amber sitings 'in the wild'.
 
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