The Completionist Is a Scammer, Apparently

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I don't get these people defending him. He held onto the money for 10 years didn't do anything with it. Nothing else we can believe other than he was going to pocket the money eventually it's logic wtf else was he going to do with it? Hope the IRS gets his ass.
Jirard is senior members of normal boots, rest are asslickers. Tipping off IRS could be a good move at this point, fraud on top of it all.
 
Watching the videos now and didn't see specifics mentioned in the thread yet, but the lies regarding their donation handling are very suspect.

  • The charity website claims to be funding the University of California San Francisco's Memory and Aging Research Center.
  • The website also includes an alleged quote from the UCSF dean of Medicine (David Kessler) thanking them for their donations.
  • David Kessler was fired from UCSF in 2007, while the charity was not registered until 2014.
  • In an email to the charity regarding these contradictions, Jirardi's brother responds by claiming that the donations were made off the books before the charity was created.
  • He also alleges that the UCSF failed to make sufficient research progress from their donations, so they cut the funding and became very selective, which is why they haven't donated any of their fundraising money yet, due to lack of research organizations that meet their standards (despite the website still claiming to be funding UCSF).
  • Finally, the email argues that because the charity has not been shut down by the IRS or DoJ yet everything they do is legal.
How did that guy get fired?
 
That money is long goooooone
At least a lot of it. That's why he didn't reply in the first couple days with "look, here's the bank statement, the money's still there and we're working overtime on making sure this ends up in the right place. I'm sorry that I didn't notice this for so long [what he claims happened] and that I've let it go on this long. The money is going to charity ASAP, and hopefully I'll have the good news in a month. I'm sorry again, this was entirely my fault."
He still would have been in deep shit, but then at least... well, people could take him in good faith.

I dunno if they need to take a loan out or what. I wouldn't think that's wise, because at that point, you're just covering up the crime. It's probably just them dealing with lawyers in figuring out how to be up-front with the IRS and avoid prison.

Don't trust any charity drive that seems to be collecting donations for a separate charity that isn't telling you something like "this money isn't going into our hands, it's going directly into a trust account controlled by our attorney who's making sure the donations get properly disbursed." Because at least in that occasion you can expect that they aren't going to be misusing funds.

Considering this charity did absolutely nothing with the money other than host new events, and Girard was dumb enough to say "no at most we used $2k out of that fund toward this or that event", and a couple of the years listed a few hundred dollars in accounting fees... the other average of $12k/yr in just unexplained "expenses" you can expect was used on hookers.

And even if it was his family who did this and he truly believed that the money had already been sent to charity, he claimed to Mutahar/Karl that he first found out it was unspent a year and a half ago, and said nothing. Hosted another similar event, and nothing changed. I think all of his stories are bullshit, but even taken at face value there just isn't an excuse. Maybe it'll turn out someone else was really the guilty party, and he was trying to cover for his brother or something, but... there ain't anything else there.

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Give money only to charities you ensure are good, and are well-documented on how well they use the money! For example, while Red Cross spends about a third of its budget on salaries and advertising, Doctors Without Borders only spends ~4% on administration and the rest is funding putting those doctors where they should be. There are such vast differences between charities, and no one should ever be giving anything to people like Red Cross to waste. (And btw the 1/3 for Red Cross is an underestimation, when you consider scandals of theirs like their relief efforts after the Haiti earthquake, when it turns out the majority of money was just getting embezzled into shady housing projects and the like. Straight-up scam. My personal opinion is 0% of money sent to "cure this disease!" charities ever actually increases the rate at which the given disease is cured. Great, some doctor on a board of doctors writing advisory opinions or something just got a $500k/yr salary because of the charity, wooo~)
 
To my knowledge, him saying that making videos is hard is complete bullshit because he only plays the games. He doesn't do any editing nor sound mixing whatsoever. He only sits his fat ass on a couch and plays video games for a living.
Leaving aside he's clearly unstable, his format makes it miserable. Nobody is going to give you a blowjob for getting every Korok seed in Zelda, nobody's going to say "you changed my life" for getting every single Persona in P5 and nobody will give a flying fuck that you played some random game with a multiplayer component for weeks to get a shitty "you won 1000 matches" achievement. Yet his tism supposedly disables his ability to think "hey, maybe I'm being retarded".
Jirard didn't but his former co-host Greg made a gamergate joke at a convention and Jirard fired him not long after.
I thought the story was greg wanted more money for putting more work into episodes and Jirard said no so he quit and told Jirard to delete all videos with him in them.
There is a lot of back and forth about the Greg situation. My understanding is that the second quote was the meat of it and it was an ugly break up. I'd love a post explaining that with receipts to get an idea of who was the asshole in the whole interaction.
Didn't he mention pushing his dad about how "Israel is Americas greatest ally" while on Game Grumps?
Would love a clip of this
Has Jon said anything regarding this? I feel like I've seen every who's that on Youtube make a video or short on it now.
Though Jon tends to avoid shit in general, I don't expect him to say a single thing about this except maybe a very subtle jab (stolen election "oh look, I love Banana Republic clothes store!"). He learned his lesson at being vocal and he just wants out of drama in general.
Gotta say, I'm impressed that the Sharks haven't come out for the blood in the water, everybody is playing the wait and see game.

I would like to say that the folks that engage in this rabid shit learned their lesson from the Pro-Jared and Super Mega debacles, but we all know that ain't the case.
Simple, there's no sultry details for it. You don't have some whore's crocodile tears nor did he go on a nigger screaming rampage nor did he blow all the money on whores and coke and mad parties with pictures floating out there. He just left it there, in a bank, menacingly, allegedly. Though my expectation is that the money is NOT there and once that info comes out, everything will go from tame to retarded, but that could take a while since it involves feds.
That is a really good way of putting it. There is a real ecosystem out there of cringe emotionally undeveloped manchildren that talk about how video games/anime/capeshit saved their life in some way or made them have some revelation. That is the kind of thing that turned me off from Jirard's content, and all the similar video gaming Youtubers, everything has to be some emotional journey or profound talking point. Then they turn it up to 11 on the sappy meter so low iq adults and children think it's dramatic. Bitch you play video games and I just want to know if it's good or not.
It's the reason I stopped watching him. Constantly cries about his mom, constantly cries about his mentals, constantly cries about how a game is great but completing it to his arbitrary metrics is a soulless life sucking experience. I cannot stomach more than a single episode or two every few months due to this. The guy requires and demands and NEEDS pity parties for his suffering constantly and it becomes very tiresome. If he wasn't such a blubbering mess and didn't turn completing a game into self torture it would be content I'd be more keen about.
And get raped by BIG BLACK COCK amrite?
Mutt's law never fails.
 
There are some things beside those already mentioned that strike me as peculiar about this non-profit and its tax filings (some of them may just be because I'm not from the USA and unfamiliar with how charities operate there):
  • It doesn't seem as if the collected money is accruing interest at all - it's being declared as if it were cash. I know there are kinds of bank accounts that aren't interest-bearing (trust and bulk cash accounts), but these aren't used for long-term storage of money. I also thought of Islamic banking when I first saw the guy's name, but deposits at such banks are paid a reimbursement - it's not like they get nothing (Besides, this guy isn't a Muslim, more like a a paid-up member of the Church of Nintendo). Keeping money as cash long-term is the worst possible way to handle it.

Is there a reason for a charity to keep funds in this way or could someone be stealing interest rather than capital here?​
  • I call bullshit on the "I wasn't aware!" story. This man is a director of the non-profit. Irrespective of whether he is being paid or not, this imposes several duties on him, one of which is to attend board meetings, at which such matters as collections, disbursements, etc. are discussed. Just not attending these meetings, especially if you do it repeatedly and for no good reason, is abuse of your position and considered malfeasance. Also, non-attenders get sent minutes of the meeting. (Again, the law may differ in the USA).
  • That board's composition is a red flag in any event, as I don't see anyone who knows much about Alzheimer's disease. (Having such a person is important as he will be able to evaluate requests for funding and ensure cranks and mountebanks don't receive payouts.)
Then there is stuff from the VOIP call which was highly suspicious:

  • The "purity test" for beneficiaries seems to be drawn up in such a way that the money will never be paid out (if he doesn't want to pay towards researchers' salaries or "administrative fees" , which would include the cost of keeping up their laboratories, what the hell is he willing to pay for?)
  • The purported donations of human tissue: this is incredibly sketchy. Donating your cadaver for medical research usually involves an agreement made between you and a medical school or other research facility while the donor was alive and compos mentis, and not through some sketchy charitable foundation. Your family can't sell your organs after you die in most countries. There is black-market trade in organs from live donors, usually for transplantation - the big offenders here are Pakistan with India a close second. You cannot sell your brain in this way, though, for obvious reasons. Also, this stuff would have to be imported into the US if you managed to find a source. Good luck with that.
(I know people used to be able to sell blood in the USA, and may still be able to. I don't know about other tissue and "sell now get after death" schemes, though.)​

I don't know enough about the "Indieland" event to be able to have an informed opinion here, but I'd be interested whether the developers of the games that are featured are undergoing a financial loss to take part (such as a cut of the game sales price going to the foundation) or whether they must just turn up to the event and take part in the livestream and funding is via livestream donos (similar to GDQ).

Also, may the charity fund the event as an expense (the usual business-speak is "raising awareness"/"starting the conversation")? All I know is that whether and to what degree this is permitted varies greatly between countries.

A US opinion here would greatly help.


Ok, that's the serious stuff, back to low gossip.

Oddly enough, the most honest online asshole was that dude at Twitch Con who told his viewers they're beneath him. Probably not the most elegant way to say things; but he let them know there's a wall between him and his audience. I find most of the "friendly" online people only haven't been found out yet; do I think they're guilty, not exactly, but I'm not gonna think some online person is my friend and shit. So when something does happen, doesn't effect me either way.
Are you talking about the Instagram fuckboy/"Just Thotting" streamer who yelled at some security guard and called him his "serf", or the spedrunner M.M. Dust who sperged out about his 'low key God complex' and how he was 'above his fans, in a way' while on a panel about "dealing with your audience"?

Dust was rather autistically trying to say that he wasn't the friend or family member of his audience members, doesn't want to be, and tries to make that point clear to them from the outset, by the way.
 
or the spedrunner M.M. Dust who sperged out about his 'low key God complex' and how he was 'above his fans, in a way' while on a panel about "dealing with your audience"?

Dust was rather autistically trying to say that he wasn't the friend or family member of his audience members, doesn't want to be, and tries to make that point clear to them from the outset, by the way.
Yeah it was Dust, I agreed with him (in theory, not his autistic extreme) that online friends aren't real friends. I just remember how he was on a panel with no fucks given and the shit show it caused with the normies. I also admire his honesty over the generic online parasocial / "I'm such a good guy" shit that infests the Internet.
 
Lost interest in him after Greg left, because I really liked how they interacted with each other and Greg's over the top behaviour (one favourite of mine is the Pokemon Episode). It was just a great mix between these two characters to me (although I can see that many people thought that he is annoying) and after that the show became just very bland.

On this specific topic:
What I don't get is all the "let's don't jump to any conclusion yet" people. It's not like that we have someone just randomly accusing him of something without any proof, but instead we know:
1. The money was not donated, proven by the filings that everybody can access.
2. Jirard himself confirms in the call that he knew about it since 2021 or 2022 and didn't do anything about it.
3. Jirard still states all the different institutes the money is donated to in the event that happened after the call.

The only thing we don't is if the money is still in the bank account or not, which would make the situation much more serious, yes, but what we know is already bad enough in my book.
Am I missing something?
 
It's the reason I stopped watching him. Constantly cries about his mom, constantly cries about his mentals, constantly cries about how a game is great but completing it to his arbitrary metrics is a soulless life sucking experience. I cannot stomach more than a single episode or two every few months due to this. The guy requires and demands and NEEDS pity parties for his suffering constantly and it becomes very tiresome. If he wasn't such a blubbering mess and didn't turn completing a game into self torture it would be content I'd be more keen about.
Guy is truly stuck between a rock and a hard place, doesn't like how modern game 100%s are soul sucking shit endeavors but not willing to make a compromise (like just doing all achievements or unique content) and he can't pivot his content to other avenues of gaming because his character is completing games. YT gaming content also kinda transitioned to longform shit which is also kinda against him, but if I had to watch this mushmouth make a 6.5 hour Yakuza franchise analysis I'd probably blow my brains out.
 
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