The Elder Scrolls

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The lipsyncing is also absolutely horrifying. Not even kidding when I say I prefer the original NPCs.
You have mouths that look like muppet or boglin puppet mouths with how they gape open.
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And I noticed these misaligned/broken necks where you can see noticeable lumps on the left hand side that stick out like they suffer from lymphadenitis.
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Honestly, I prefer that than some random bandit wearing hide somehow being tougher than me in solid plate.

Level scaling is a horrible mechanic whatever the case.
They really should have implemented a system where bandits just don't attack you if you're wearing some end-game set of armor.
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>buy $3k GPU
>pay full price for payeet slop


Ah yes, it's gaming time.
 
I can not believe how devoid of standards and self respect gamers are. A trashy, downgrade remaster of a 20 year old game is sold for full price and retards trip over each other not only to buy it, but to defend it from all criticisms to speak of. Frankly, gamers deserve the industry they have created. Can't even get mad at the corpos when they just give the slop they know "people" crave. Looking forward to the inevitable Fallout 3 "remake" cash grab that makes this one look competent in comparison.

The tranny "body type" crap should have been an instant no buy for anyone, or an instant refund if you didn't know.
It's not worth getting upset at the modern video game industry as long as the old games that actually are good are still available to play. The people that are mad about the modern state of the gaming industry are the same retards who buy and play the crap they bitch about constantly. I've said it before and I'll say it again, If these retards would stop buying and playing these shitty new games and just play some classics or just support the smaller new games that actually are fun then these people would have much happier lives.

if you want to play nothing and be miserable you can be my guest but im not autistic to the point where one thing flips me out.
This is the kind of retard I'm talking about. These people really think it's either play the newest hottest dumpster heap of a game or play nothing and "be miserable". These people can't fathom that there's thousands of fantastic old games that are so much more fun to play because they don't suffer the same issues modern games have. There's so many great old classics in gaming that I'll never play them all in my lifetime. Why the fuck should anyone give a shit about the modern gaming industry?
 
You have mouths that look like muppet or boglin puppet mouths with how they gape open.
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And I noticed these misaligned/broken necks where you can see noticeable lumps on the left hand side that stick out like they suffer from lymphadenitis.
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The game looking retarded enhances the experience. Oblivion at its core is kind of a retarded game. That's why everyone loves it.
 
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So, at the risk of sounding like an oblivious idiot, is the Oblivion Remaster worth getting on PS5? My PS3's not doing so hot as of now, and my PC's not the best either; any suggestions?
 
I try to avoid making absolute statements lest I get egg on my face, because in the spite of all reason it might do gangbusters even if that prospect is extremely unlikely.

Pillars of Eternity 1 wasn't great (better than their modern output but I digress) but I also think it came with the hope that it's just the first step on the road to greater things. Tyranny had an interesting concept but failed to meet expectations - too short and lacking actual consequences; Tyranny also represented their first foray in catering to the 'modern audience' Then Deadfire bombed (I know nothing about it aside from ships, nihilism and gay fish) and then they had to be saved by the Microsoft acquisition. "Okay, maybe the issue was funding and time?" But then Outer Worlds 1 was insufferable writing-wise and ugly to look at — Rick and Morty meets Borderlands with even less subtlety. Massive disappointment, even if you could do the le funny "kill everyone" thing. Still, it sold well with lukewarm reception.

Avowed did bomb though, and '5 million players' claim is the same trod out cope EA used when Veilguard underperformed. I could see Outer Worlds 2 bombing as well forcing Obsidian to beg Microsoft on hand and knee to throw them a lifeline in the shape of Fallout, which Microsoft admittedly has incentive for due to how well the tv show performed. You're completely right about them running out of goodwill; a new Fallout under their name might be their final hail mary to stay alive and show they can still shift game units. Obsidian working with someone else's IP is also the last shred of cope you could afford them since they've been utterly abysmal when trying to create something original*, so maybe they need someone else to have already done the heavy lifting (lore, setting) for them to put out a half-decent product?

I also wonder if Obsidian is trying too hard to remain a 'prestigious' storytelling RPG studio when their devs and writers are clearly more suited to doing shit like Grounded — that survival crafting game with bugs aimed at children. It and Pentiment are arguably some of the better games they've released in the past 11 years. Maybe their ultimate fate will be to produce shit that doesn't sell well but pads out Gamepass? EA are keeping Bioware alive for God know's what reason so maybe Obsidian will meet a similar end?

*Alpha Protocol holds a special place in my heart.
Gaming is the way it is because most consumers aren't that into video games and simply view them as personalized movies, timewasters and/or casinos.
I agree, but I think in the whole 'consumer'-base comes in different factions.

For instance, there's the more reactive sort of consumer who will simply buy whatever has positive buzz online, even if they know nothing about it otherwise. These are the guys who occupy who own Skyrim but haven't got the achievement for escaping Helgen. I know one such consumer personally, who bought MGS5 (never touched the older games) at launch but stopped playing soon after because it wasn't 'his sort of game'. The game is probably still slotted between a copy Fifa and Call of Duty as I type this. I think to stop those sorts of consumers contributing to the sales of a game, the online discourse around it has to be contentious so their first instinct isn't to just buy it because it has good reception.
 
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