The Final Fantasy Thread

[The Fair Lady]

Good god does it suck that there are so many annoying minigames in Rebirth, I'd like to extend a big 'fuck you' to whoever designed a bunch of them. I dealt with the nightmare that is Glide de Chocobo last night and went through so many attempts that my left hand started cramping. Worst one so far, absolutely insane how missing a single ring can mean you have to start all over again. I never look forward to Moogle Mischief but at least that one lets you lower the difficulty if you keep losing.

On a positive note, Red going all wigglebutt puppy mode when he got back home to Cosmo Canyon was adorable.

 

[Ravana]

The chicken quest is amazing in how annoying it is and how the game baited me hard on the last leg of it.

 

[Berrakh]

I was the one bitching lol Id still want Zack to win out but the whole scene with him and marline sold me on why aerith wants to be with cloud.

He’s still gonna win though. That’s why Aerith doesn’t get a kiss from Cloud. That’d be bad optics.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

He’s still gonna win though. That’s why Aerith doesn’t get a kiss from Cloud. That’d be bad optics.

Chad patricians both get date from Tifa & the special dialogue pre-North Cave from her.

 

[Berrakh]

Chad patricians both get date from Tifa & the special dialogue pre-North Cave from her.

Chads like Max Dood, Vito Gesualdi, and Moviebob Chipman.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Chads like Max Dood, Vito Gesualdi, and Moviebob Chipman.

And what's the alternative? Dating with a time bomb, being pedo or a bro meeting?

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

We wouldn't have this problem if the Japanese would learn that you can't have a canon love interest and let the player choose their own at the same time.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

We wouldn't have this problem if the Japanese would learn that you can't have a canon love interest and let the player choose their own at the same time.

At least in FF7 the characters with most interactions by affinity is both Aerith & Tifa so...

 

[X Prime]

We wouldn't have this problem if the Japanese would learn that you can't have a canon love interest and let the player choose their own at the same time.

They did. That's why they are increasingly going the extra degenerate harem route.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

being pedo

Its not pedo. Yuffie's...(hurry up and checks)...16. That's legal in most of the world and part of the U.S. In only a year she'll be legal in most of the U.S., and in two, she's considered an adult pretty much everywhere.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Its not pedo. Yuffie's...(hurry up and checks)...16. That's legal in most of the world and part of the U.S. In only a year she'll be legal in most of the U.S., and in two, she's considered an adult pretty much everywhere.

Well, not me.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Good god does it suck that there are so many annoying minigames in Rebirth, I'd like to extend a big 'fuck you' to whoever designed a bunch of them. I dealt with the nightmare that is Glide de Chocobo last night and went through so many attempts that my left hand started cramping. Worst one so far, absolutely insane how missing a single ring can mean you have to start all over again. I never look forward to Moogle Mischief but at least that one lets you lower the difficulty if you keep losing.

On a positive note, Red going all wigglebutt puppy mode when he got back home to Cosmo Canyon was adorable.

I'd take the gliding over Gongaga's mushroom bullshit.

As far as the minigames go I didn't mind the vast majority of them. I only had issues with the last glide course and the tranny gym.

 

[The Fair Lady]

I'd take the gliding over Gongaga's mushroom bullshit.

As far as the minigames go I didn't mind the vast majority of them. I only had issues with the last glide course and the tranny gym.

I didn’t have that much trouble with the mushrooms. Didn’t even bother with the gym aside from the first one though.

 

[Berrakh]

And what's the alternative? Dating with a time bomb, being pedo or a bro meeting?

I thought we were just bantering tbh but apparently you think leaning into the tragedy for a richer narrative experience is a letdown. Guess you are stuck.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I thought we were just bantering tbh but apparently you think leaning into the tragedy for a richer narrative experience is a letdown. Guess you are stuck.

Nah, imagine saying that non-ironically.
FF7 is good as it is. Remake/Rebirth thought...

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

FF7 is good as it is.

Zoomers: "Ewww, this game isn't in 4k!?"

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Well, i'm starting playing FF8 and dear lord...
The Junction system is broken as fuck.

 

[Coldgrip]

Well, i'm starting playing FF8 and dear lord...
The Junction system is broken as fuck.

Also easily abusable is Selphie's limit break.

 

[TerranTony98]

Well, i'm starting playing FF8 and dear lord...
The Junction system is broken as fuck.

I want to know what that dev team was smoking when they made ff8's battle system.

 

[huckbeine]

dont forget to kill Diabolos while you're still under level 10