The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Love Machine]

MGSV?

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

1. A sun dog goes on a journey to paint over mythical creatures.
2. Accompany a godly femboy on a quest to stop a dragon in the midst of its emo phase.
3. It's literally the exact same as last year's installment except we've removed that one game mode that everyone liked so now it's worth even less of your time.

Nope

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

1. A sun dog goes on a journey to paint over mythical creatures.

Okami?

 

[SavorySheikah]

Okami?

Yeah.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Here's a tricky one but it's still my favorite description due to how dead-on it is:

Spontaneous Generation : The Game.

hint: it's still getting updates, fairly popular and has 'overwhelmingly positive' on steam.

 

[Meat Target]

Man bumps into another and creates a fight.

RDR2

Grandpa Varg leaves you a way out of your wagie consoomer life, allows you to live from the Thulean Perspective.

 

[Love Machine]

The ultimate first person shooter.

 

[TurkishOreo]

You play as an adult girl who can't fight for shit and gets bullied by a society of children.
Her dog isn't having it better at the end.

 

[Meat Target]

You play as an adult girl who can't fight for shit and gets bullied by a society of children.
Her dog isn't having it better at the end.

Haunting Ground? Rule of Rose? Sounds like one of those lesser-known survival horror titles from the PS2.

Nuking your allies because they conquered a city you wanted to conquer (or: why Meat Target should never be elected to public office).

 

[TurkishOreo]

Haunting Ground? Rule of Rose? Sounds like one of those lesser-known survival horror titles from the PS2.

Nuking your allies because they conquered a city you wanted to conquer (or: why Meat Target should never be elected to public office).

Rule of Rose it is.

Maybe CiV 5 - 8?

 

[Meat Target]

Rule of Rose it is.

Maybe CiV 5 - 8?

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

PTSD-stricken veteran orders pizza.

 

[Panama]

A disabled manlet gets killed by his dad's friends, giving people cancer.

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

PTSD-stricken veteran orders pizza.

Silent Hill homecoming?

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

blood and dust difficulty;
move things to stockpiles;
save scum several times;
quit.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

"Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair. She turned 7 last month. My daughter."

 

[Ginger Piglet]

blood and dust difficulty;
move things to stockpiles;
save scum several times;
quit.

Rimworld.

Because of a shrinkray you have no choice but to eat the bugs and live in the pod.

 

[Overcast]

You become an impromptu psychoanalyst while also dealing with your aquaphobia.

 

[Panama]

You become an impromptu psychoanalyst while also dealing with your aquaphobia.

Psychonauts

 

[SavorySheikah]

You team up with a thicc water goddess to grow a small town and kill your brother.

 

[TurkishOreo]

"Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair. She turned 7 last month. My daughter."

Silent Hill

You wake up inside a city, are forced to beat monsters with that redhead whom you unwittingly had entered a contract with.

 

[Staffy]

Guy dies and a virus takes over for him.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Clown hates everything, conquers the world.