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The Hunter said:
My sister's becoming an environmentally concerned Republican hating serial killer obsessed weeaboo bookworm. Congratulations, Niachu, my sister is becoming you.
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Merely the first victim of my plans for world domination.
 
God damn it, this state has one too many close calls with tornados
I'm moving to kansas.
 
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God damn it, this state has one too many close calls with tornados
I'm moving to kansas.
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I heard Michigan has some really wimpy tornadoes. We have tornado watches here, but they never touch down. Last time one did was at the community college campus, and it wasn't much of a tornado at all. It just moved some stuff around.

Suffice to say, tornadoes still scare the shit out of me and I hate Kansas.
 
Tornadoes terrify me yet I would love to see one in person, becausee I think they are amazing.
From a safe disance of course.
 
My friend says he doesn't like Monty Python and the Holy Grail because it's so stupid.
Now, while everyone is entitled to their own opinion, your opinion is stupid and wrong.

HOLY SHIT I RENDERED MY SFM VIDEO AS AN MP4 AND IT ACTUALLY WORKED THIS TIME
EDIT: AND IT'S NOT TAKING FOUR HOURS TO UPLOAD TO YOUTUBE? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
 
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On my way to toss a paper plate out and wash a fork.

See a bunch of paper plates and bowls in the trash bin.

"Fucking savages."

Walk to recycling bin to find there is no bag in there.

"Gyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh, fuckin' savages."

Throw plate in bagless bin anyways.

Yeah, my whole life is pretty much this.
 
Stand up
Gets a bottle of water
Sits back down

That's my life
 
Really, iSquint? really? I tried putting the film clip as is into iMovie, and it said it would take 849 minutes. I just. its just a 15 minute clip. :heart-empty:
 

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Why does Carl's Jr. have a poptart ice-cream sandwich? Why? This is so unnecessarily bad for the body that it's frightening.
 
It's so easy to make at home anyway. I don't go out for things I can make at home. I admit, I made one with the unfrosted blueberry one & strawberry ice cream when I first heard about them. It was bomb.
 
The Tyrant said:
Why does Carl's Jr. have a poptart ice-cream sandwich? Why? This is so unnecessarily bad for the body that it's frightening.
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My friend loves Carl's Jr., and I have been so tempted to buy that thing until I come back to my senses and realize what the hell that thing is.
 
The Hunter said:
The Tyrant said:
Why does Carl's Jr. have a poptart ice-cream sandwich? Why? This is so unnecessarily bad for the body that it's frightening.
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My friend loves Carl's Jr., and I have been so tempted to buy that thing until I come back to my senses and realize what the hell that thing is.
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It's just so...gah! You see, Carl's Jr.'s chicken is a saucy whore I continue to submit to.

Poptart Ice-cream Sandwich is the crackwhore seizing in the alley that reminds me I'm funding the same company by submitting to the delicious lady above.
 
I live in the southern east coast, we call Carls jr. Hardees. I haven't been there in a while, every time I do I get a big ass burger.
 
Never heard of this Carl Jrs place you people claim it exists
 
The Tyrant said:
The Hunter said:
The Tyrant said:
Why does Carl's Jr. have a poptart ice-cream sandwich? Why? This is so unnecessarily bad for the body that it's frightening.
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My friend loves Carl's Jr., and I have been so tempted to buy that thing until I come back to my senses and realize what the hell that thing is.
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It's just so...gah! You see, Carl's Jr.'s chicken is a saucy whore I continue to submit to.

Poptart Ice-cream Sandwich is the crackwhore seizing in the alley that reminds me I'm funding the same company by submitting to the delicious lady above.
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Oh, I'm the same way with Dairy Queen. Well, was. I'm sort of cleaning up my act now.

Actually, if you wanna get real specific, my brother has the same relationship with Whataburger and McDonald's. He loves Whataburger. He's, in his own words, a, "slave 2 da wha'aburg." But when he's low on cash, he'll go out and get those shitty $1 chicken sandwiches from McDonald's.

This is fun. I like thinking of fast food as crackwhores and such.
 
DQ's hamburgers are garbage, and super overpriced.

I like that at Hardees/Carl's Jr a medium soda cup is fucking huge <3.
 
This might be a good place to take a moment and apologize to the boards for making a lot of low-content and camwhoring posts lately, but there are three solid reasons for this humor-draught:
1) Chris is just really crazy and there's not a lot to say about it othen then arguing back and forth as to why he's so crazy - a question no-one can answer.
2) I feel comfortable with my appearance for the first time in my life,
and
3) I've been really, really bored.

If Chris ever gets back to being "regular crazy" instead of "total cray-cray" it'll be easier to have productive discourse again I think.
 
Dairy Queen you are a place to get ice cream, not hamburgers.
 
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