The General Thread

I just found out why my family instilled so much paranoia in me at a young age, and it's kind of shocking...

Now, I don't have to tell you that the town I live in is complete ass. Hell, apparently the reason the area I live in seems so nice is because the area was gerrymandered to hell and back by establishing an area not too far from my hood where houses were so huge and overpriced that only rich white republicans would move in and would try to get them to vote from within a precinct with a heavy influence of lower middle class Mexican Americans who were bound to vote either Democratic or against the candidate with the most intent to help them out (yes guys, it is possible to be a Democrat and a scumbag). As of today, the area is known for harboring local politicians and people who think they're rich (apparently, there are no such thing as real rich people in this town, only poor saps who don't know the value of anything). But that's aside from the main point, and I'm sure there's crooked politicians in every city who do shady shit like that. Anyways, I don't know if I've already mentioned this, but the town I live in used to have a different political system from the rest of Texas. It was called the Patron system, and everyone fucking hated it, especially my grandfather. It was more like a monarchy than anything else. One man was making all the decisions for the city. That man was the son of the last who was the son of the last who was the son of the last. Now, while everyone hated this system, there were some people who were for it because they were benefiting off of it. So one day, the city gets fed up and takes the mayor to court because fuck the system is why. My grandfather was chosen as one of the people to speak against the ex-mayor.This trial went on for four months. One day, he's told that he is to drive two men to the airport. He gets in his car and brings it to the front of the courthouse, when he noticed something. It smelled like something was burning. He ignored this, and when he pulled up to pick the guys up, they freaked out. Someone set his fucking car on fire. They worked really hard on it too. When the brake light was switched on, it would ignite and the fire would spread. My grandfather turned around, saw his car was on fire, freaked out, drove it into a parking garage, and bailed out of it. I forget why he did it, but he opened the trunk, and the flames grew even higher. The fire department was right down the street, and nobody was helping. That's how he knew something was up. Two weeks later, he gets a call at 2 a.m. They set my fucking uncle's truck on fire. My grandfather's a nice guy. He doesn't mind if you set his car on fire and try to kill him, but when you fuck with his family, he goes crazy. He walks up to the ex-mayor the next day and tells him about what happened. The guy denied any involvement, and my grandfather told him that if he ever tries to fuck with his family again, he'd call in his army buddies, my uncle's air force friends, and they'd do unspeakable things to the guy. Suffice to say, no more trucks were set on fire. So yeah, they went after my family for a while (and we thought the Mexican mafia was bad). And that's why I'm a paranoid shut in. Cool story, eh?
 
bungholio said:
I've always felt it's best to stumble onto Chris by yourself. I tried getting my brother into him and he just didn't care.
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Honestly, the only reason I'm getting KilltheDJ to learn her Christory is because on Tuesday, I was talking about the forums with my friend (who I am going to refer to as Sgt. Pepper, as that is one of his many screen names), telling him that he should join (he didn't), and KilltheDJ overheard me talking about it, and wanted to know what the forums were. After I told her about it, she joined. If she ever does post on here though, I suspect that she might shitpost because she doesn't know enough about Chris. If Sgt. Pepper was to join, he'd just shitpost because he's a troll.
 
"Oh ya cunt ye! Ma heid's fuckin nippin this morning, ah kin fuckin tell ye. Ah make straight fir the fuckin fridge. Yes! two boatils ay becks. That'll dae me. Ah down the cunts in double quick time. Ah feel better right away. Huvtae fuckin watch the time, but. She's still fuckin sleepin whin ah go back ben the bedroom. Look at her; lazy, fat cunt."
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Actual quote from one of the books I'm studying for school. (trainspotting) it's been an interesting read, but quite a tiresome one. Hard to get used to reading in a thick dialect like this without pronouncing everything in my head.
 
Does that guy kiss his mother with that mouth?
 
Male said:
Does that guy kiss his mother with that mouth?
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He's too busy being a misogynist, woman-abusing, racist, homophobic smackhead to do such things.

The novel has multiple narrators. the one in the chapter I quoted from, Begbie, is by far the biggest asshole.

The swearing seems to be more or less used as punctuation no matter the narrator in this book though.
 
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EDIT: Strange, my sperg level is a lot higher than usual tonight.
 
Part of me really wants to try crossdressing for the first time (in a non-sexual sense).

The other part of me remembers the Tomgirl saga.

Granted, I weigh about 160lbs and look feminine to begin with, two things that didn't really apply to OPL.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Part of me really wants to try crossdressing for the first time (in a non-sexual sense).

The other part of me remembers the Tomgirl saga.

Granted, I weigh about 160lbs and look feminine to begin with, two things that didn't really apply to OPL.
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Part of me wants pics.

The other part of me also wants pics.

I've actually met some crossdressers offline. Actually, there's a guy in my Am. Lit. class that crossdresses. He's a really really big guy (bigger than Chris), and he looks fab. Although he always shows up to class in gym shorts and a tee shirt. It takes some major stones to go out dressed like a girl in Texas. Thankfully, I live in a town that understands that and encourages those people (they'll only laugh if you tell them you're a hardcore straight gangsta prior to that). It was actually kind of a shock for me to go to McAllen and run into a couple of punks who were calling some kid a faggot and following him around in a bookstore. A lot of the youths around here are actually extremely tolerant.

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The Hunter said:
I've actually met some crossdressers offline. Actually, there's a guy in my Am. Lit. class that crossdresses. He's a really really big guy (bigger than Chris), and he looks fab. Although he always shows up to class in gym shorts and a tee shirt. It takes some major stones to go out dressed like a girl in Texas. Thankfully, I live in a town that understands that and encourages those people (they'll only laugh if you tell them you're a hardcore straight gangsta prior to that). It was actually kind of a shock for me to go to McAllen and run into a couple of punks who were calling some kid a faggot and following him around in a bookstore. A lot of the youths around here are actually extremely tolerant.
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Like I've said before, it's all about how you do it. If you slap together random shit from the Goodwill bin, you're not going to look very good. Even if you're a big guy, as long as you dress like a big girl and not a big sissy like Chris is apt to do, you'll look pretty decent, although slimness always always helps when going for the feminine look. Chris kind of butchered it the way he butchers everything else: being lazy. Looking feminine takes work and that work is probably too much stress for him, so he just settles for growing out his hair long and slapping on whatever he's got. Truth be told, even Goodwill shit can look fine as long as you don't dress like you're colorblind.

I live in redneck Pennsylvania and while it may not be as bad as parts of Texas, there can still be a lot of gross misconceptions going around. Namely, that if you're out in girl's clothes, you're a fetishist. I don't get off on dressing any more than a girl would. Neither do trans people; this is actually something my trans friend has to contend with, and a big part of the reason she only gets to be herself when she's up at school in Massachusetts. Doing it in a tasteful way that you can "pull off" (and if you're not lazy you can pull it off) really ameliorates this though. The biggest thing about crossing gender lines is getting the cajones to actually do it, and after a few life-threatening incidents I've been through lately, I think I'm long overdue to experiment with being more approximate to myself. Maybe I've been trans all these years. I don't know, but I can't ignore it anymore.

Part of me wants pics.

The other part of me also wants pics.
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For you...as many as you could handle. ;3
 
Rio said:
"Oh ya cunt ye! Ma heid's fuckin nippin this morning, ah kin fuckin tell ye. Ah make straight fir the fuckin fridge. Yes! two boatils ay becks. That'll dae me. Ah down the cunts in double quick time. Ah feel better right away. Huvtae fuckin watch the time, but. She's still fuckin sleepin whin ah go back ben the bedroom. Look at her; lazy, fat cunt."
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Actual quote from one of the books I'm studying for school. (trainspotting) it's been an interesting read, but quite a tiresome one. Hard to get used to reading in a thick dialect like this without pronouncing everything in my head.
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I remember that book. I've been meaning to buy Skagboys but I've never actually got around to it
 
Google gave us a program that can help us see virtually anywhere in the world and what do I do with it? Use it to look up my house.
 
Male said:
Google gave us a program that can help us see virtually anywhere in the world and what do I do with it? Use it to look up my house.
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Man, everyone does that at least once.
 
Have you ever used Google Eath's flight similator? So nifty.
 
Male said:
Have you ever used Google Eath's flight similator? So nifty.
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Actually, no, I never have. I'm gonna install it and try it out right now.
 
The movie that I ordered on the Walmart site is supposed to arrive today. Now we wait...
 
My dad thought it'd be in my best interest to cancel the plans to get new boots and got me a hoodie that looks just like one I had when I was 12.

Thanks Obama.
 
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