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Boy, I made some people angry on Moonbase Alpha.
They kept trying to change the voice of the TTS to the default one, or some custom one, and I kept typing this into the chat:
"[:dv ap 10] [:rate 99999] lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele," so it sounded like the Half-Life 1 announcer speaking really fast. Apparently, everyone got super pissed at me for it, and I got kicked. I knew that the kick system sucked, though, so I could keep coming back on and nothing could stop me. Eventually, I just left out of boredom.
 
Holy shit, Killing Floor is the greatest game ever.
Why didn't I buy it years ago?
 
Some asshole just called me, claiming he was me from the future. He told me that if I jerked off tonight, it would cause a catastrophic event.
I don't jerk off, though, and I had no intention of doing so tonight.
What a shitlord.
 
spaps said:
Some asshole just called me, claiming he was me from the future. He told me that if I jerked off tonight, it would cause a catastrophic event.
I don't jerk off, though, and I had no intention of doing so tonight.
What a shitlord.
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Sorry.
 
spaps said:
Some asshole just called me, claiming he was me from the future. He told me that if I jerked off tonight, it would cause a catastrophic event.
I don't jerk off, though, and I had no intention of doing so tonight.
What a shitlord.
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If you had, a fat hairy retarded woman named Marianna in a WereJohnCandy fursuit would have come and humped you while you were sleeping. :julay:
 
I had a good experience at my first con. If I go next year, I want to try cosplaying someone. Currently thinking of going as Captain Mal or Simon from Firefly.
 
Ohgod...I don't know how bronies do it. I actually kind of like the few episodes of the show and I know there are some MLP fans on the forums and that's fine, but I personally don't get it. My boyfriend and I just finished watching Equestria Girls. We thought it would be kind of funny and harmless. It was, but the plot literally makes no sense. At least, the villain makes no sense.
Why would a powerful pony who is well-schooled in magic just say "fuck it, magic is boring...I'm going to go be a high school girl instead!" ?

There is also virtually no conflict. There is are several conflicts technically: Twilight has to get her super powerful crown back from a psycho ex-pony turned high school bitch, all her alternate dimension friends are broken up, and she has to learn how to fit in and act human. All of these problems are solved with very little struggle. Twilight makes friends and reunifies them after months to possibly years of estrangement. She even gets her crown back on her very first try.

This was a mistake. I have no desire to be productive after this. But I have to be because finals week.
 
Today is totally not my day for receiving orders in the mail. A pair of pants I ordered for work arrived today; I tried them on and they were perfect...until the useless-ass zipper decided to come undone. So those will be returned.
I come home from work and received a package containing gifts for my mother and sister...and only the gift for my mother was enclosed. So I contact a customer service rep who told me it wouldn't ship until the 31st. I received no notification of this whatsoever. So I told him to cancel the rest of my order. Honestly, today was not my day for this stuff. :C
 
So my father is sort of a big, fat coward when it comes to maintaining his health with yearly physicals and dental work. Well, he had to be admitted into the ER on Saturday due to a tooth abscess that has spread throughout his mouth. Apparently, being an ass is his way of showing he's frightened. He's been rude to the oral surgeons by never saying a single word, he kept whining about how 'I'm not going to Perfect Teeth, they scarred me!' when he knew very well and clear that he was going to an oral surgeon... He has to have fourteen teeth removed, six of them immediately, but he has a very high blood pressure right now and because of his inability to comply with the doctor's requirements, he has to wait another week before the surgeon can do anything. Fortunately it is not nearly as bad as it could be, but his attitude has been incredibly insufferable. I sincerely wish I could describe how much of an arse this man has been.

On an unrelated, lighter note, I've finally watched Sharknado. It has been a while since I cried from laughter, it feels delightful.
 
The Tyrant said:
So my father is sort of a big, fat coward when it comes to maintaining his health with yearly physicals and dental work. Well, he had to be admitted into the ER on Saturday due to a tooth abscess that has spread throughout his mouth. Apparently, being an ass is his way of showing he's frightened. He's been rude to the oral surgeons by never saying a single word, he kept whining about how 'I'm not going to Perfect Teeth, they scarred me!' when he knew very well and clear that he was going to an oral surgeon... He has to have fourteen teeth removed, six of them immediately, but he has a very high blood pressure right now and because of his inability to comply with the doctor's requirements, he has to wait another week before the surgeon can do anything. Fortunately it is not nearly as bad as it could be, but his attitude has been incredibly insufferable. I sincerely wish I could describe how much of an arse this man has been.

On an unrelated, lighter note, I've finally watched Sharknado. It has been a while since I cried from laughter, it feels delightful.
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I was actually worried about having something wrong with my teeth lately. Turns out I'm just getting my wisdom teeth. :/ I don't get what the big deal is about going to the dentist. Frankly, I love it.

You need to watch this next.

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Trust me, it's actually the absolute best thing you will ever watch in your life.
 
Yesterday I was in a jury pool for a civil case, but I didn't get chosen. Funnily enough the court reporter was wearing the color cyan.

Today I was raking leaves in the cool, cool, wind! It was HARD WORK.
 
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