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I went to take the trash out to escape the mousie rapefest and the toxic cloud of Fabuloso and I noticed the laundry room was shut.
I open it and a bunch of Hispanic dudes are having a party and you'll never guess what brand of pissbeer they were drinking.
The cops have ceased coming to my building because of my excessive calls about downstairs tard but I hope they all used condoms before brofucking each other.
 
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I woke up to the latest Fabuloso gascloud and opened my door to put a fan in front of it ,blowing away from it. The air was like as if you were showering in nothing but aerosolized soap. How many times can a person do this to themselves before they have an acute respiratory attack? I went outside to escape it and they don't have any windows open.

I wonder if this was why the beaners right below me moved their party to the laundry room?

I really need this stupid motherfucker to collapse and get hauled off to the hospital or morgue, whatever it takes for him to be gone
 
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When you have the power of God and anime on your side:
 
It took three calls but I got the cops to come out and talk to downstairs tard again, he went into full smirking "dindu nuffinz" officer mode. I terrify him and he can't look me in the eye but he was pretty easygoing with the popo.

I'm filing a foia for that bodycam footage so I can show it to his tard wranglers. I got their home number and called them which is gonna cost me in the future
 
Holy shit someone is being held hostage up the road from my house.
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I sewed a really cool mask that will definitely make the story of me beating the shit out of people in line at a food pantry go past the local news

Edit: tenspeed tardfag loaned downstairs tard his bike and he was going slowly down the sidewalk looking like he hasn't bathed in months. There are kids playing like normal and they see this dusty old coon coming at them, that's gotta scar you for life.
 
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I guess I'm just a self centered asshole but I got a whole lot of fresh fruit and veggies delivered and I can buy more dip Wednesday and I found good alternatives for the time I used to waste on Twitch so I'm straight for a bit.


The calls I've made ought to get downstairs tard at least a well deserved 72 hour loony bin stay by tomorrow morning and my life will be ok as dumbass fuckers all around me infect themselves.
This virus will weed out the stupid by fall.
Since most of my male competition will be incels and mgtow, I should be a prime piece of hot cock when we emerge from this.
Not that I'm not now, but just sayin'
 
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God, I had this 19 year old college chick walk in looking for a job a few days ago. Basically hired her on the spot because we need the help. Legit 10/10 body and 8/10 face. Can barely get my words out around her. Just looked her up on Instagram and holy shit. On top of it she's a hard worker and picked everything up almost immediately.

I don't know what to do with this information, just felt the need to tell someone.
 
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ForgedBlades said:
God, I had this 19 year old college chick walk in looking for a job a few days ago. Basically hired her on the spot because we need the help. Legit 10/10 body and 8/10 face. Can barely get my words out around her. Just looked her up on Instagram and holy shit. On top of it she's a hard worker and picked everything up almost immediately.

I don't know what to do with this information, just felt the need to tell someone.
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You find some goddamn way to fuck her is what you do, son. You get those panties off and pretend her snootch is a yummy glazed donut and you make her cum so hard her toes curl.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
I went to take the trash out to escape the mousie rapefest and the toxic cloud of Fabuloso and I noticed the laundry room was shut.
I open it and a bunch of Hispanic dudes are having a party and you'll never guess what brand of pissbeer they were drinking.
The cops have ceased coming to my building because of my excessive calls about downstairs tard but I hope they all used condoms before brofucking each other.
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At least the brewery making Corona had to close as non essential. Their President doing good, keeping that weak piss out of circulation.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
I really wish it was 1996 and I was driving around arguing with my bud about which one was the "good" Taco Bell right now as we listened to shitty grunge music.
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Dude, I've been there. Except my town didn't even have a McDonald's back then, only crappy diners and pizza places.

Those were the days.

Getting drunk on cheap beer at house parties or out in woods, while blasting Black Sabbath, Metallica and Faith No More, wondering if you were ever going to score with that chick that everyone else of your buddies also wanted to score with.
 
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