The Greater Kiwi Farms - or the Größere Kiwi-Bauernhöfe if you prefer

[stupid frog]

ps- is the default theme still light theme or am I just retarded?
I am using 2025 default/system default

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

I will make the march back to my wallet fine Nool.

 

[Pedophobe]

ps- is the default theme still light theme or am I just retarded?
I am using 2025 default/system default

You need to set a theme (light or dark) and a style (spot colors, e.g. Pixyteri Purple) separately now.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Are you going to give pink triangles to people with checks that bounce?

 

[ZipDisk]

Easy way to manage duplicate feature submission, features go into a mod queue for approval.

If you submit one that's already chambered, you get Mr. Garrison. "Someone else beat you to it retard, try again dumbass"

 

[Banditotron]

$40 a month is incredibly retarded, by what do you expect from the jew-in-chief. I'd rather buy $40 in cheddar cheese and white bread.

How do you expect bane to pay for his 40 dollars of cheese and bread without your help? I see this like buying a handful of delicious animal feed pellets from a gumball machine to feed the goats at the petting zoo, but instead we're feeding a guy who has to become reaccustomed to the mediocre breads and cheeses of America after having lived in Europe for so long.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

Null said to buy a Switch 2 earlier, and it got me thinking. The price for a Switch 2 is $450 and the current 12 month subscription to Nintendo Online is $20, which comes out to $470. $40 of Kiwifarms gold is $480 a year. This means I could buy a brand new console and their online service for a year for less than getting some perks on here. Fucking lmao. That's wild.

 

[New001]

Yes. A single month permanently unlocks regular T&H and I'll still accept $20 for it.

I hauled my fat ass to a local USPS and sent this sperg $2,500 in USD via Money orders with no originating name or return address besides my handle and i still didn't get T&H. :p | All I got was some very concerned looks from the PostMaster and several days of looking over my shoulder for the Glowies.

Real talk though i'll probably set up $40 gibs for you. Ima be pissed if it auto pulls from checking though. Propping up the farms going to fucking unbalance my checkbook.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Keep fighting the good fight.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The ability of this forum to operate on multiple layers of irony is so much a part of its charm. To survive and pay for the existence of a website in the 21st century, we are literally going to use 19th century payment processors. The fucking telegram. What's funny is the evil bastards trying to blackball the website never considered the fact that these ancient methods of moving money around still exist. It never even occurred to me either, despite the fact that I have a rather big interest in financial history. The idea that you can tether an automatic payment to a website to order the production of a physical check, that checks physical delivery to an end user, and then an order for another electrical signal to change the banking ledger is an amazing example of archeaotech. Probably something that only exists because banks are still legally required to do business this way because Congress never got around to amending or repealing centuries old laws.

Amazing.

It is pure kino. Because Grandma still cashes checks at Krogers is why such strong protections exists. We can't let Grandma go without food, now can we? The banks can suck it.

As for the other changes, I like them. The privacy changes sound nice if nothing else.

 

[chainer]

Thank you for the Highlight button at the bottom of the thread, that’s all I really wanted. I’ll gladly give you $40 instead of spending on my family’s needs.

 

[David Brown]

Forty dollars is a substantial but fair price. Only a select few would ever contribute that level of support and anybody who wouldn't spend $40 per month probably wouldn't spend any money anyway. Jersh already said he only needs 300 people to sign up for $40 a month. I don't think dropping the price would increase the amount of people buying in. This plan is not intended for lower investment users.

Regarding the pay-to-feature offer, it's already been done by CECA Loather and I think the price should remain $200 like it was for him. We get plenty of features and community highlights for free as it is. $200 is a price only a whale would pay and whales loving dropping huge amounts of money for trivial shit so everyone would be happy with it.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

When no one was looking, Null Nuthor dropped a forty bucks premium account sub. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

That's 5% of my salary on something I won't even use. Sorry, not gonna happen.

 

[Towoman]

itt poorfags seething well done josh
naow return comments for dead user profiles and reenable all reactions on profile post >: (

 

[T-2EW/H]

Once a month, you can feature any post on the site at your sole discretion for 24 hours. These posts will be distinguished from staff features both on the front page and the post itself. I will tinker with this to reduce limits up and down depending on how it's used or abused.

This is going to go absolutely, totally and utterly wrong. You will have people featuring their fighting with each other or a spam of useless posts for things no one really cares about. If you get a good volume of these requests the highlight box will become full of spam. Maybe have a priority in featured submissions instead of a direct pipe line. It's going to end up with the most islamic content allowed on the sites or DSP tries it body washes featured daily.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I've been enjoying a lot of the newer features even with the kinks that eventually get worked out. My favorite one is that you can finally search more than 8 pages at a time for a keyword within a thread or board. Will help make it a lot easier to find something specific buried in a bog of posts if the thread is a monster. Thank you for everything you do, Josh.

 

[Meiwaku]

Banned user’s comments sections is how I learned whatever stupid online shit they ended up doing.

I agree, this is the only section that It really sad to lose. I also like RIP posting. It's funny, but also, informative.

FYI: There is a thread called the CorbinDallasmultipass memorial thread that is for super special users who are T&H to ask why X was banned/ died/ whatever. Usually, you get your question answered.

A one-time payment of $20 gets you access to the forbidden fruit.

ps- is the default theme still light theme or am I just retarded?
I am using 2025 default/system default

There's a button to toggle it in the upper right hand corner friendo

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Can we get color coded random text at the top, one color for Null's curated picks and another for community picks?

I want to see more quotes but I don't want to never see ching chong ching chong ling ling ling again.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Another day another Keffals L

 

[Glass House]

While you're messing with the highlight system, is it possible to get a little space between the next highlight arrows and the share button on mobile? I'm always accidently pressing it and the last thing I want to do is accidently text my grandpa the latest update in Rekieta's life.