The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Marissa Moira]

The fact that you can "redo" a game and call it the definitive version is why games are such a bad example of art, and Neils garbage isn't art.

Can I just redraw the Mona Lisa and say it's the definitive version now?

Yes

 

[Adamska]

We could already do that years ago.
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Does it really count as going gold when you factor in the other two fucking times you released this game in ten years, with both newer versions being inferior?

A pointless one at that, given how there's one for the PS4 that runs at 60fps and is readily available on PS Plus on the PS5.

Uncharted and Jak & Daxter were far more worthy of getting remade than this game, I guess Naughty Dog's too reliant on TLOU.

It's because Cuckman is an incompetent and cruel retard is my guess. He is refusing to bother with trying to right his company because he's still seething that the games he made after stealing them from women were seen as far shittier versions of what came before. Probably don't help I honestly don't think he has the ability to get a full team going given how badly he's treated his workers over the years. Asset flipping is probably all he has.

 

[Vault Boy]

Be careful what you wish for, especially if it's by current day ND. I can just picture it:

Jak remake - Jak gets buttfucked to death by Baron Praxis at the beginning. The game is about Daxter hunting him down for revenge.
Uncharted remake - Elena gets brutally murdered (as a fuck you to Straley). Drake has to hunt down her killers. Along the way he "discovers himself" and troons out by the end.

In a way I'm glad ND has become a TLOU factory. It prevents them from destroying anything else (for now).

Didn't say I wished for remakes of those games, I know Naughty Dog would find ways to make them grimdark and depressing slogs.

But I know those games are more worthy of being remade on account of their age and their IPs being dormant (I know Uncharted is playable via the PS4 collection, but it's a game that can stand to be refined in light of its sequels being more well put together). Naughty Dog becoming a factory for The Last Of Us is a sign of how low they've fallen since the PS2 & PS3 days, and how other developers like Insomniac have become the unofficial crown jewels of PlayStation.

 

[Cactuar King]

Jak remake - Jak gets buttfucked to death by Baron Praxis at the beginning. The game is about Daxter hunting him down for revenge.

Not even Daxter, it'd be girlboss Keira. And Ashelin would be less fanservicey.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Be careful what you wish for, especially if it's by current day ND. I can just picture it:

Jak remake - Jak gets buttfucked to death by Baron Praxis at the beginning. The game is about Daxter hunting him down for revenge.
Uncharted remake - Elena gets brutally murdered (as a fuck you to Straley). Drake has to hunt down her killers. Along the way he "discovers himself" and troons out by the end.

In a way I'm glad ND has become a TLOU factory. It prevents them from destroying anything else (for now).

Nah, Drake will get murdered by strong black woman Nadine with a baseball bat. His daughter will then hunt her down but let her live, and she’ll lose two fingers at the same time.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Nah, Drake will get murdered by strong black woman Nadine with a baseball bat. His daughter will then hunt her down but let her live, and she’ll lose two fingers at the same time.

The big question is, who will spit on Drake's corpse this time? Or will Druckmann step it up a notch, and have the said person piss on, or God forbid, shit on, Drake's corpse?

 

[Soycast Guy]

The big question is, who will spit on Drake's corpse this time? Or will Druckmann step it up a notch, and have the said person piss on, or God forbid, shit on, Drake's corpse?

I fear worse. A necrophile.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

Yes it would be exactly like the Abby buttsex scene, except it would be Nadine pegging Drake's corpse.

This is Druckmann's dream.

 

[Begemot]

Nah, Drake will get murdered by strong black woman Nadine with a baseball bat. His daughter will then hunt her down but let her live, and she’ll lose two fingers at the same time.

Drake's daughter will kill herself in the end because she has become disgusted by her white privilege.

 

[Vault Boy]

Please stop giving Druckman ideas for whenever Naughty Dog returns to Uncharted, it's bad enough that TLOU got tainted.

 

[Begemot]

Please stop giving Druckman ideas for whenever Naughty Dog returns to Uncharted, it's bad enough that TLOU got tainted.

Cassandra Drake stares at the beach in the soft midnight light. She sees Nadine's crucified copse and smiles, mournfully.....

Cassandra: "I finally realise it now, all that treasure I took, all those third-world people I killed. I was just another white interloper, hurting innocent BIPOC folx like all the other malignant colonisers, enslaving them as Sir Francis Drake did so many years ago. I'm just like my father, sadly enough. Maybe you were right, Nadine, maybe cleansing the planet of whiteness should start with me, to be the change I want to see in this misbegotten Neo-Liberal white supremacist hell planet!!!"

She positions her pistol on her forehead, the screen turns to black,,,,,

 

[Miller]

I had heard somewhere that the team that's remaking the first last of us actually wanted to do the first uncharted instead, but didn't because uncharted 1 would have needed to be overhauled much more to be up to date (and this is more of a "stopgap project" than a real game). Which, y'know, that would be an actual good fucking reason to remake Uncharted 1. That game aged like shit the second Uncharted 2 came out.

I never saw a confirmation of course, but I just thought it was interesting.

The Nathan Drake Collection is already pretty good and if they ever do a remake of these games, you just know that they will remove all the fun stuff like being able to play as Doughnut Drake.

Please stop giving Druckman ideas for whenever Naughty Dog returns to Uncharted, it's bad enough that TLOU got tainted.

It's too late fren, Druckmann ruined Uncharted with the fourth game.

 

[Cactuar King]

The Nathan Drake Collection is already pretty good and if they ever do a remake of these games, you just know that they will remove all the fun stuff like being able to play as Doughnut Drake.

Didn't Druckmann bitch about Donut Drake? I could have sworn there was some kind of whining about that skin.

 

[Miller]

Didn't Druckmann bitch about Donut Drake? I could have sworn there was some kind of whining about that skin.

He did, that's why there's no Donut Drake in U4.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Imagine if druckmann did grand theft auto.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Josh Scherr, who worked at Naughty Dog for 21 years, has left the company:



I do wonder if there's ongoing behind the scenes drama, which made him finally snap or something.

 

[Adamska]

Cuckman routinely showed his teams ryona style brutality to his staff for sexual gratification control "study material". He also loved to snipe at people, undermine them, force strict deadlines, and build a toxic work place. Not shocked the dude left, especially since Cuckman is just deadset on burning the company down over being told "you are a hack, and not a brilliant artist".

Why work for a dead-end company obsessed with an IP that was effectively killed in its cradle? One that's more obsessed with making it to movies than making games? I don't fucking blame the guy.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I still can’t believe the title is called “The Last of Us: Part I”. It almost reminds me of the joke that Lil Nas X made when he tried to come up with multiple remixes to “Old Town Road”.

Druckmann is trying to ride this TLOS success all the way to the bank, while leaving out the ”game” part of that in the equation.

 

[Anya15]

I do wonder if there's ongoing behind the scenes drama, which made him finally snap or something.

Who really knows? Whatever it was, apparently started in may of 2020 according to his LinkedIn profile.. so I guess he was their during pre-production? Maybe he was gonna leave sooner, but decided to just stay on for pre-planning. That’s actually quite common for video games.

 

[Thiletonomics]

It looks like parts of TLOU1 have been leaked, including the scene with Sarah:

And here's a few photos of TLOU1, and a comparison below:





The TLOU1 Tommy scene looks like it's meme potential, but in a forced and unfunny way. And everything as a whole looks like either a sidegrade, or a downgrade.