The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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I think this use to be the case but now I am not sure. If I see Joe Judge back as a head coach, then I will buy this

Well, he'll certainly never be allowed to touch offensive playcalling again after his famous QB Sneak on 3rd and 9.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Well, he'll certainly never be allowed to touch offensive playcalling again after his famous QB Sneak on 3rd and 9.

Sometimes you gotta do something that the defense never sees coming. He almost got away with it too

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Off topic, but my celebrity crush from my teenage years is performing at the Super Bowl:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0zHjohM7Obk

Imagine if it was Dolly Parton instead:

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Imagine if it was Dolly Parton instead:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AeNkqcgfjMg

I could see Gronk banging out some grandma as a joke

 

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I'm still wondering who the hell the intended audience is for that movie.

 

[Absolutego]

I'm still wondering who the hell the intended audience is for that movie.

old housewives.
Literally the white whale for the NFL when it comes to demographics they haven't conquered.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Imagine if it was Dolly Parton instead:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AeNkqcgfjMg

A lot of people needed a paycheck that day... Especially Gronk. It seems like he's in everything Football-related now.

 

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Literally the white whale for the NFL when it comes to demographics they haven't conquered.

It's weird to me because I don't think Brady is some kind of sex symbol.

Minshew, on the other hand...

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

old housewives.
Literally the white whale for the NFL when it comes to demographics they haven't conquered.

I thought draft day would have killed any kind of NFL movie

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Smith's the cheap answer. Hue Jackson is a far better example. How he got another stint after the fiasco in Oakland is already a mystery, but not being shitcanned after 1-15, then 1-31, is just mystifying.

While Marty Schottenheimer got fired after going 14-2

 

[Absolutego]

While Marty Schottenheimer got fired after going 14-2

That's equally on Dean Spanos being a retard and, ironically, Schottenheimer being too good of a coach. He'd get those mid-2000's Chargers into the playoffs when they had absolutely zero business being there and the owner put the blame on him for not making it over the hump instead of his GM for providing such a shitty roster.
You want to know what a guy like Schottenheimer's career looks like with a more patient/unwilling to act owner? Mike Tomlin.

 

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Brady got fined $16,444 for his slide tackle vs. the boys.

Honestly we should re-sign Brady but put him at pass rusher. Dude loves to break out the illegal kung fu.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Mahomes getting one of those painkillers used for horses just so he can play in the 2nd half

 

[Absolutego]

Brady got fined $16,444 for his slide tackle vs. the boys.

Honestly we should re-sign Brady but put him at pass rusher. Dude loves to break out the illegal kung fu.

Honestly as assuredly as he'd be ass at edge he might beat out our current guys, so Seattle will take him

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Jags and Chiefs game was fun, and now we are guaranteed a Chiefs vs Bills/Bengals AFC championship which will be good either way. This game is looking boring though. Eagles are just rolling.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Knew it was gonna be Kermit the Homes pulling it off, and the Jags helped beat themselves. But dang, not calling RTP for Lawrence but throwing a flag for Henne is an ugly move. Chiefs dont need your help to win, bookies.

Giants are getting smushed. If the Eagles win 38-7 then the Vikings curse is lifted.

 

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Jags and Chiefs game was fun, and now we are guaranteed a Chiefs vs Bills/Bengals AFC championship which will be good either way. This game is looking boring though. Eagles are just rolling.

Eagles just mowed them over.

Kinda weird considering the Giants last game where Daniel Jones could just rush wherever he wanted to.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Eagles just mowed them over.

Kinda weird considering the Giants last game where Daniel Jones could just rush wherever he wanted to.

Almost like the Vikings were massive frauds

 

[Absolutego]

I don't care who wins tomorrow, so long as the Bills/Bengals beat the Chiefs because I am so goddamn sick of them being in the AFC Championship.
They're the new Patriots but because they don't have the correspondingly offensive hardware no one cares.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Giants are getting smushed. If the Eagles win 38-7 then the Vikings curse is lifted.

You must be a prophet or something.