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[Audit]

I wonder sometimes if she would have faired any better if she had been given any sort of guidance at a young age.

The only guidance she seems to have needed was don't chase a homosexual if you aren't their sex. I'd be willing to bet that if she wasn't a brain rotted fujotard she'd have picked a normal man and might've ended up as merely obnoxious and neurotic. I mean, can you really fix a fundamentally annoying person without social awareness of any kind? Best off just pairing her up with an equally intolerable man. Birds of a feather and all that jazz.

Amazing still, I've heard of fag hags before. Your friend managed to sexually harass a gay man into fleeing a country. That's the kind of dedication that would absolutely get a man arrested for stalking and labeled a sex predator. Have we discovered a woman that makes men uncomfortable in the men's room?

 

[Male Idiot]

So I posted about this friend before in this thread, but long story short, she was convinced that if they transitioned to male they would grow taller. I ran into her recently, and despite being six years on HRT, she's still the same size.

A little more on this girl. She had a huge crush on this gay kid in her grade. He hated her, a lot. Which was understandable. She was really fucking annoying about everything. Mostly MCR. Well, that besides, not long after she started transitioning she would dress like him and make accounts on various platforms to message him.

When that didn't work, she'd stand outside his house at ungodly hours of the night a few times a week. That or get high and borrow other people's phone to call him. It got to the point where he succeeded in getting a peace bond against her. He got a sugar daddy in a different country, which he admitted that it was mostly to get away from her.

I won't say I understand it fully her actions, but it still gives me chuckle when I think back on it. She had a terrible home life, and while that's no excuse for the retarded shit she'd pull. I wonder sometimes if she would have faired any better if she had been given any sort of guidance at a young age.

The poonstalker is watching, her huge black eyes capable of piercing the gayest of darkness.
She is always watching, the poonstalker in the dark, unknown but for the scent of fair Innsmouth giving away her presence.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Where did you find this one?

On the subreddit I posted.

Incidentally, do pooners and female enbies know women can go the the gym too? It almost looks like some of them poon out just so they could go to the gym and use the equipment there. If there is any pooner wannabe reading this, I promise you, you can go to the gym as a woman and work on your muscles, and unless you go way overboard, it will look great too.

When you hop on test you magically develop muscle tone and get much more from your gym session. I think females going to the gym without it is pure cope because I know you will not develop visible muscles unless you train twice as hard and is below 20% bf. Even then you will be lean and shredded and not big. Every other female bodybuilder I know is juicing

More on-topic, the video has this one on briefly, not sure of her gender status, but she was born female. I believe she is on steroids, but she could be on testosterone also.

Testosterone is a steroid. And even if she take other anabolic steroids it will still drive up test level. Those muscle can't be sustained on your estrogen or your pathetically small amount of natty test. It need male hormones to grow.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A TiF with autism longs to be reptilian - but not just any kind. It's Guy-co, not girl-co!
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I wish to be the Geico Gecko​

Non-human characters were my greatest source of gender envy growing up. It felt accessible in a way that other examples weren’t; I couldn’t let myself dream about being some actual man, but Flick from a Bug’s Life? oh yeah.
Same with villains. I love a villain. Love to be a villain some day.
But the gecko. Have you seen him lately? They did a commercial a while back where you and the gecko “share a moment” as he makes eye contact with the camera, and lemme tell you … that changed me. I felt genuinely seen. Which maybes says something about how starved for acceptance I feel lol hwOOPsie
I sometimes also feel gender envy for inanimate objects. But maybe that’s the autism.

Fearful of the consequences of being witnessed for her birth sex, a FTM asks for reassurance that some dudes also get mistaken for doods. Of course, fellow brothers are quick to supply the necessary dose of mollycoddling.
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Story Request: Cis Men You Saw Get "Clocked"​

Well, after years of remote work, I am now needing to return to in-person retail (yay, kill me!)
With that will come many more interactions with the same people than I've had in years.
So, I am requesting a thread wherein people discuss times they have witnessed cis men being misgendered, and how they reacted.
(Brief interactions are not a passing problem for me, but extended interactions increase likelihood noticing various subtly clocky things about me.)

Spoiler: A heaping dose of r/ThatHappened.

gaycowboyallegations
My fiance was accused by a customer of being a "woman pretending to be a man" at his place of work. Not sure how the lady came to this conclusion, honestly. He is 6'4", had stubble, keeps his hair short, normal voice range for a male, very angular and sharp jaw and cheek bones, pronounced brow ridge.
He wasnt dressed "feminine" either, he was just in his work uniform which is a t shirt and black pants.

funk-engine-3000
Ex girlfriends older brother has a full beard- and also beautiful, lucious, waist length dark hair. People often misgender him when they see him from the back. He’s gotten many a “excuse me miss”. He also sometimes would dress up as a female character for halloween, and would get guys hitting on him from behind, who then always looked horrified when he turned around.
In my year, theres a cis guy who is so incredibly nonbinary trans masc coded. I was wondering if he might be trans, but i don’t think he is. I’ve never seen him misgendered, but i was unsure if he was cis.

Competitive-Road46
I know three cis men who regularly get “clocked,” always because of their voice. They all take it on the chin, and people usually realize they’re men after seeing their face or interacting with them for a bit. But people where I live are very likely to assume you’re gay based off of stereotypes (despite the fact the guys are gay). I know they hate having that assumed because of the way they speak and feel like it robs them of the chance to choose who to share that with. It seems like cis people’s natural thought pattern at least with the voice and mannerisms is “Is that a woman, no.” to “Is that guy trans?” to “No? so he must be gay then”.

wontconcrete
I have a cis male friend who everybody thinks is a trans guy. Hes been asked multiple times if hes a trans man. Actual trans people think so too which is even funnier to me.

mgquantitysquared
Met this guy at a bar and I thought he might be trans because of how he looked and sounded. He mentioned something about back when he changed his name and I was like "oh he's for sure trans," so I got his contact and said "always nice to make cool trans friends." He said "run that one by me again?" And I said "...cool trans friends?" And he laughed and said "I'm not trans, but like 8/10 people think I am, so no big deal" or something to that affect. After I was done prying my foot from my mouth we continued talking normally, lmao.

 

[Dr. God]

It is impossible to go overboard unless you are taking steroids or testosterone (similar drugs tbh). Even women who have hypertrophied their muscles to be quite large still look feminine. All those manly-looking female body builders in competitions posing like Arnold took drugs to look that way. Trust. But some of the pooners and lesbians want to look like that, so they take the drugs anyways.

Sorry if this is off topic, as it is not exactly pooner related, but here is a video that shows you the difference. All of these women are on drugs. A lot of them have symptoms you'd find in pooners, like the frog voice. You have at zero risk of looking like this while lifting weights as a woman unless you also take drugs. The guy is a retard, but the people he interviews are interesting.

Genuine question: why do female bodybuilders on steroids look so much more masculine than trans-identified women? Why don't all the trans men just take the same drugs as the bodybuilders?
I'm sure it has to do with the dosages and the relative safety of a more gentle androgen regimen, but all the pooners are suicidal and self-harming and doing "diy-hrt" anyway. Why don't they just go for it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Genuine question: why do female bodybuilders on steroids look so much more masculine than trans-identified women? Why don't all the trans men just take the same drugs as the bodybuilders?
I'm sure it has to do with the dosages and the relative safety of a more gentle androgen regimen, but all the pooners are suicidal and self-harming and doing "diy-hrt" anyway. Why don't they just go for it.

Takes work.

 

[Brackets]

Genuine question: why do female bodybuilders on steroids look so much more masculine than trans-identified women? Why don't all the trans men just take the same drugs as the bodybuilders?
I'm sure it has to do with the dosages and the relative safety of a more gentle androgen regimen, but all the pooners are suicidal and self-harming and doing "diy-hrt" anyway. Why don't they just go for it.

Low body fat percentage highlights the masculine traits that roids produce, so the effects can be more noticeable on shredded female bodybuilders than the average skittle-fed pooner. That, and the side effects of bodybuilding drugs are awful. You have to be really dedicated to stay on that shit long term.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Low body fat percentage highlights the masculine traits that roids produce, so the effects can be more noticeable on shredded female bodybuilders than the average skittle-fed pooner. That, and the side effects of bodybuilding drugs are awful. You have to be really dedicated to stay on that shit long term.

Simple- most pooners do not actually want to pass. They want the drama and anguish that comes with not passing.

Plus, pooners are, at heart, cowardly sheep. Some troons do get weird bathtub troonshine hormones but that seems to mostly be the males. The women get their ~todully vallid~ "T" prescription, and consider this a badge of honor, shoot it up like their other little girlfriends are doing, then eat vegan hotdogs and cupcakes and knit packers and get fat lol. They aren't actually going to dedicate their time and energy to the body building world.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Happy Pooner Pride & Visibility Day!

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Why don't all the trans men just take the same drugs as the bodybuilders?

They need to copy the gym routine.

I'm sure it has to do with the dosages and the relative safety of a more gentle androgen regimen, but all the pooners are suicidal and self-harming and doing "diy-hrt" anyway. Why don't they just go for it.

75% of poons are straight up feminine women and scared of needles or they refused to buy gray market because while they are fine with risking the side effects of testosterone buying it illegally is apparently too much for them.
Some of the remaining 25% can be absolutely built. There's some muscular ones that basically have a male bb body.

At some point if you're muscular enough and all your fat has redistributed from steroid usage you will look like a man from the neck down. Same thing with female bodybuilders.

 

[Sonya-chan]

Happy Pooner Pride & Visibility Day!

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Everyday is some kind of tranny visibility day because someone on Tumblr said so

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Every other poster that's not the resident BPD whore are ftms.

That's the same character wearing different costumes.

long story short, she was convinced that if they transitioned to male they would grow taller

Stop writing like a zoomer retard and pick one singular pronoun. This is a grammatical abortion.

 

[a feel]

Genuine question: why do female bodybuilders on steroids look so much more masculine than trans-identified women? Why don't all the trans men just take the same drugs as the bodybuilders?
I'm sure it has to do with the dosages and the relative safety of a more gentle androgen regimen, but all the pooners are suicidal and self-harming and doing "diy-hrt" anyway. Why don't they just go for it.

Even the shredded competitive women bodybuilders are often very short. Photos intentionally make them look impressive and tall, but in reality they often aren't.
Plus, these women actually work harder than most male bodybuilders to achieve that level of muscle. Women naturally build muscle much slower than men (testosterone helps immensely to gain muscle mass and lose weight, so flabby men are truthfully simply lazy fucks) - we can build our training regime around our natural cycle, and it helps to lift heavy when our testosterone is at its peak, but.... yeah. Ripped women are still obvious women, and they have a work ethic and discipline that no pooner can ever possess, because if they had any concept of "improve yourself through hard work" they wouldn't get their teets yeeted in the first place.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Genuine question: why do female bodybuilders on steroids look so much more masculine than trans-identified women? Why don't all the trans men just take the same drugs as the bodybuilders?
I'm sure it has to do with the dosages and the relative safety of a more gentle androgen regimen, but all the pooners are suicidal and self-harming and doing "diy-hrt" anyway. Why don't they just go for it.

For the female body builders, it’s essentially: steroids + muscle hypertrophy. Pooners are probably just too lazy to be in the gym that much.

It could be also possible the body builders are using higher dosages of hormones than pooners, since they are likely getting the steroids illegally. Steroids allow you to hypertrophy your muscle faster, because it greatly increases the rate at which your muscle can repair itself. Muscle growth that would take a normal person months can take a person on steroids weeks. They can also go beyond and grow bigger muscles. Some of these women are on insane dosages of steroids, but their coaches pump them up more to make them bigger and hit their goals faster.

They are also likely fucking up their bodies and livers, maybe faster than pooners. But the reason steroids are so controversial is because it is damaging to your body. People who use them claim they can cycle or do less and eliminate the risks, but I will leave that up to your personal judgement whether you believe them or not. Similar to hormone therapy, I think people are exaggerating the claims of it being fine and minimizing the actual harm it does. No one talks about the ones that die early either. I don’t think these body builders live very long past 50.

I never realized how similar steroid users and hrt users were tbh.

I want to add that having more muscle mass is actually very healthy. I encourage men and women to go to the gym and gain some muscle. There are endless health benefits. Just don’t juice and go overboard for vanity like these retards.

 

[Crypto Six Gorillionaire]

Genuine question: why do female bodybuilders on steroids look so much more masculine than trans-identified women? Why don't all the trans men just take the same drugs as the bodybuilders?

"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight."

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

A pooner wants to tell you how men can be lesbians. Listen and learn!

 

[scathefire]

A pooner wants to tell you how men can be lesbians. Listen and learn!

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What the fuck is a "queer attraction" to women? And how does it make a heterosexual male a female homosexual? Though, it's a fool's errand to try and make sense of positions like this because it inherently makes no sense and the people who made it up don't care if it does or not.

 

[Procrastinhater]

A pooner wants to tell you how men can be lesbians. Listen and learn!

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Jesus I think I just lost half a dozen iQ points just reading that fucking shit.
The fuck is the matter with those people

 

[YWNBAM]

A pooner wants to tell you how men can be lesbians. Listen and learn!

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At last, Stephen the Lesbian is getting the lgbtq+ recognition he deservers. You tell 'em, little dood.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

No please. No more “male lesbians” or “lesbian men”. We’ve had enough. Please just stay in your lane everyone.

If you feel you are multigender, just watch less porn.