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The fact she asks for advice and then condemns the one person who says that she shouldn’t transition, lmao??? They just tell each-other what they want to hear because any and all resistance is ‘transphobia’. I’m actually shocked at how close some trannies are at actually realising all of this is bullshit but then it always gets warped in some weird ideological way and spun in the opposite direction. I don’t know what to call this phenomenon but I see it an often lot, like, in different circumstances they would just realise they have a weird kink and move on, I guess that’s social engineering for you though.
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Apparently she’s only been through “social” transition so hopefully that’s where it ultimately ends for her. I really hope she doesn’t start permanently destroying her body just because she’s a fujo.
 
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Anyone wanna help the lil' dood out? Probably something very feminine.

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Who's hungry for some pooner giggles?

We'll start off with a "transmasc bingo." The over-presence of fashion is noteworthy here, in my mind.
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Moving on: a slimy li'l TiF is weirding out random guys who will actively walk in the opposite direction to avoid her. This isn't like my yaoi fanfics at all!
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I LOVEE feeling undesirable and creepy!​

I realized recently that I should be making the move on flirting because I am visibly a man! So I did! And he acted sort of clueless but friendly so I just assumed he didn't understand! And now! Everytime I see him in public he acts uncomfortable!
Even better! I was at a party tonight and he was walking towards where I was standing, looked and realized I was there, then turned around and went the OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
Obviously he has a right to not be interested but I wish he was more straight forward with his rejection so I wouldn't have kept hinting and making him uncomfortable.
AGUIHHHHHH AUGHH AHHH AGHHH.
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A straight girl gets her shit rocked by other straight girls because they all know the emperor is wearing no clothes - which is ideal, really, because you sincerely cannot find dick hungrier women than FTMs for some reason. It's legitimately baffling.
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Getting over genitalia icks/phobias?​

I am gay a man, and have a vagina. I often find that even when I find another trans man attractive or we start flirting, I struggle to imagine anything sexual happening because I hate the idea of doing things to a vagina (even with my own most of the time, I use toys to avoid touching myself). Meanwhile I tend to love penises regardless of who they’re attached to (trans woman or cis man).
I hate feeling like I’m judging a trans person for what’s between their legs, but I’ve also tried having sex with women before and it did NOT work for me. I’m curious if other gay trans men have experience with this.
I’ve been working on this since I started transitioning but I have good days and bad days, usually related to how secure I’m feeling at the moment.
EDIT: yes I know it’s a bioessentialist take to have, but I’m just trying to see if there are other trans people out there who have worked to undo that mentality (rather than just being told I have internalized transphobia). I spend most of my time trying to forget that I wasn’t born with a penis so I am more than deeply aware of the fact that my icks are on the “transphobic” side
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Case in point: a li'l dood waxes poetic about how much she wishes she could be a real boy, with balls and all.
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I’m just so sad about my genitals​

I just want a penis. I wish I always had one. The current surgeries just aren’t worth it for me when I examine the pros and cons. The recovery seems agonizing and there are multiple surgeries involved, and what those surgeries would give me wouldnt be enough (I’m talking about both meta and phallo), I mean if it were magic and the options would be “average phallo/meta dick” and “no dick”, and obviously choose the first option, but it’s not magic, there’s a lot of pain involved. There is one variation of meta I’m interested in, but it hasnt been done a lot of times (TCM Meta).
I wanna have an average sized dick (or above average yk yk), I wanna get random boners and get boners when something turns me on. I wanna have foreskin. And I really want balls. No surgeries are gonna be able to give me the same level of sensitivity as natal balls have. I’ll never know how good it feels to touch my own balls or how bad it feels to get kicked there. I will never have the experience of ejaculating for the first time, and that honestly hurts, almost every other guy gets to experience that. I wanna be able to try a stroker and I wanna be able to penetrate my bf and feel EVERYTHING. I wanna receive a bj.
And I dont even just want the sexual stuff, I also just wanna know how everything feels. I wanna know how it feels when it just sits there. I wanna know what the shrinkage in the cold is like. I’m so jealous of all my cis male friends, they just get to have their penises for free. Every time I see another guy’s bulge I get so jealous. I wish I was cis, I wish I was normal.
I feel like I’ve lost something I never had.
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Finally, a question: what exactly about this chick screams "woman" to strangers?
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What about me reads "woman" to cis folks?​

I'm having a hard time understanding how people will gender me in public as a woman, even when I'm masked, I'm not talking, and I'm wearing pretty gender-neutral clothes. I've had top surgery, and I'm on T, but I don't have really noticeable changes from it (hence why I mention not talking and masking.)
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Athena Save Us! said:
Anyone wanna help the lil' dood out? Probably something very feminine.

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Fanart is a hobby trans men are overrepresented in. Anytime you think you see a male character, BAM zippertit scars.
Magic Pickle said:
straight girl gets her shit rocked by other straight girls because they all know the emperor is wearing no clothes - which is ideal, really, because you sincerely cannot find dick hungrier women than FTMs for some reason. It's legitimately baffling.
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It's something, isn't it? Testosterone increases their sex drive but holy shit are their fantasies the raunchiest, most typical female fantasy you've ever seen. They claim they're better because they don't watch/read het smut, but read their favourites or what they write and it's a different picture.
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
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Is this the hon equivalent of pooners?
scathefire said:
Apparently she’s only been through “social” transition so hopefully that’s where it ultimately ends for her.
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She got terminal auto-androphilia, ngmi.
Procrastinhater said:
And of course, BBQing with the Boys.
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Beat me to it
lolcow yoghurt said:
Lava lamps are no toys, especially the original ones. The slop inside contains the worst liver destroying chemical known to man. Xir funny lil dood peenie game could end up killing xir by liver and kidney failure. Also don't try to shove lava lamps up your ass.
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If you mean the tetrafluoride you would need one from over 50 years ago, its use in those lamps has been banned for decades now.
 
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Athena Save Us! said:
Anyone wanna help the lil' dood out? Probably something very feminine.

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This poon is in a straight relationship. Ftm/mtf couples are hilarious, they just pretend to dress up as the other sex and then encourage each other's delusion. 50 years ago this would be strictly confined to the bedroom but now they just put it out there.

Chandelier said:
Testosterone increases their sex drive but holy shit are their fantasies the raunchiest, most typical female fantasy you've ever seen.
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Bioessentialism is real. Testosterone doesn't care what you identify as, it wants you to fulfill your biological role. I think it's responsible for the amount of breeding fetish pooners have
 
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hell in april said:
At some point if you're muscular enough and all your fat has redistributed from steroid usage you will look like a man from the neck down. Same thing with female bodybuilders.
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Not if she is naked. No woman, no matter how much she has aped the male form, can extend the illusion to genitals.

Magic Pickle said:
We'll start off with a "transmasc bingo." The over-presence of fashion is noteworthy here, in my mind.
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The problem with 'Bingo' cards that summarise awful social trends is that traditional Bingo has winners. Who wins when you get five in a row on Transmasc Bingo? Nobody, that's who.
 
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Izdaja Slika said:
Not if she is naked. No woman, no matter how much she has aped the male form, can extend the illusion to genitals.
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Ofc. I'm saying that the general rule in figuring if a woman is on steroids is covering her head in the photo and see whether her body looks like a man's without the head.

I have seen some very convincing ones in photos. Remember that the good looking ones never get posted here. Some people have perfect pooning out genetics.
 
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The Pooner lawyer has posted a shirtless pic to prove she's not a mutilated woman.
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I know the picture is showing us very little but the printer stacked on a pile of stuff makes me think her living space probably deserves to be in the troon dungeon thread.
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Lol lol lol the tiny lil hands and the obvious female body with the mangled nips. Not to mention the sad angry eyes looking like she's at the brink of tears.
Very male for sure.
 
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batteredpancakes said:
The Pooner lawyer has posted a shirtless pic to prove she's not a mutilated woman.
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That's some weak ass results for someone on testosterone. Also huge lol at her trying to crop those extremely obvious lady-hips out of the picture.

Sure, those scars are less visible than most we've seen, but that does not take anything away from the fact that no true and honest man will have a chest that look that...flat. Especially when you're working out four times a week, there will most definitely be some pecs. So yeah, still very much just a mutilated woman.
 
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Magic Pickle said:
Moving on: a slimy li'l TiF is weirding out random guys who will actively walk in the opposite direction to avoid her. This isn't like my yaoi fanfics at all!
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Not to nitpick this but it's just such a good example of how autistic a lot of pooners in particular are and how they completely don't get interacting with other humans. Most people don't want to give hard rejections, because it's slightly better to just, not do that. So you have a situation that in all likelihood these people aren't friends, so she is taking every interaction to "drop hints" until he gives an explicit no. So imagine there is just this person out there who is following this person around and trying to flirt with them all the time and then blames the other person for "making them feel creepy" because they start avoiding them.

And yet, pooners will say it's those evil, toxic cishetero normative males that are the evil, creepy ones who just don't know how to treat a lad(y).

A missing aspect of the male vs. female socialization when it comes to pooners is that boys grow up explicitly being told constantly they are to curtail their worst excesses. The ones with good mentors in their life will even get actively taught how to control themselves and where to put, uh, excess energy as it were. But pooners do not have any of that and go full ape once they're on T or come on too strong to people obviously not interested because "being assertive is, like, masculine right?"
 
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