Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Slur Generator said:
I feel kind of bad for pooners honestly, they dress more normally and despite how piss focused they are i don't thing they want to creep on boys pissing in the bathroom.
FTM's on the other hand dress only in fetish or just straight up whore outfits and they can barely contain themselves from the idea of women pissing in the stall next to them. Their idea of how a woman should behave is those retarded brazzers ads. 0 sympathy at all for them.
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I would agree that they're more closer to the desire for (and achievement of, if I were to be so generous) acceptance, by just wanting to transition and get on with life in their newfound existence. That said...

1440p Curved Monitor said:
To be honest, I wasnt going to read @Meiwaku 's post because it was too damn long and I was tired, but then I saw "My husband also ruined my boyfriend's birthday by inviting a transphobic"friend" he met through gun culture into our home while my boyfriend was there and repeatedly referred to me as his wife" as I scrolled past and I knew I just had to read it. What a good catch!
Today Im doing a private personalized service thing and the attendant assigned to me was a lil pooner. Was short (5'4"-5"), had gauges, smol round glasses, an Aiden voice, and so stereotypical feminine. Like gave me good tea recommendations and set my tea down so daintily feminine. I typically misgender trans service workers (especially MtFs, because what are they gonna do as the customer is always right), but this lil dood was so attentive and sweet I couldn't break her heart.

You'll get there, lil pooner!!

Edit: yea recommendations -> tea recommendations
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If we're being honest, they pose no threat to any male space specifically, or even in general. As noted here, you conceded to what many reasonable person would when encountering a woman: being cognizant of, and caring for their feelings. Especially since this person was just existing and not being an aggressive degenerate (or even being a brokingdude™ (broken dude, just thought of that...)). For which, you spared them of not even really transphobic (because to them its always is) mockery, but a reality check. All because you really didn't want to deal with hurting their feelings, rather than the potential of physical threat (or at the very least, violent sperging) a MtF would deliver.

However, to cite someone who states it better than I ever could...

Procrastinhater said:
I think it's because AGP's tend to be primarily motivated by a disgusting fetish, they are pushy, aggressive, sexually violent, and get aroused by shoving their foul behavior in people's faces. Pooners seem to be extremely disturbed and self loathing depressives with huge body shame issues and it often seems to originate from sexual trauma.
AGP's tend to have corrupted themselves through degenerate porn, they resemble Slaanesh worshippers that have fallen to Chaos and revel in how revolting they are, Pooners seem to be broken and scared little girls trying to feel safer by being Doods.
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Basically this...

I may not bring much milk, but when I do I bring...
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Slur Generator said:
I think she passes as a fat ugly manlet. I wouldn't think twice if "he'"kept his shirt on.
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This Pooner is more like what I started to call a Poonlord, a Pooner that has mastered the art of looking like a fat Soylord manlet, like you said if she kept her shirt on she'd go unnoticed at the Bar I drink at, as long as she doesn't talk too loud with the frog voice or order a strawberry daiquiri or some shit lol. (She actually reminds me of Eddie from Silent Hill 2 lol)
Looks like her teets got yeeted by Sheev Gallagher with a chainsaw looking at those scars, but overall, this Poonlord has "got there" and would be an inspiration for any L'il Pooner.
 
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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
I may not bring much milk, but when I do I bring...
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Don’t forget about the comments to his huge scars and misplaced nipples!

Which are of course the usual “OMG! You look so cute in that!” You’d expect to see anywhere women post pictures of themselves.


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“I’m CRYING RN!”
Very manly, King!
 
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Fapcop said:
Don’t forget about the comments to his huge scars and misplaced nipples!

Which are of course the usual “OMG! You look so cute in that!” You’d expect to see anywhere women post pictures of themselves.


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“I’m CRYING RN!”
Very manly, King!
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You can tell she has hips (not much you can do about those) but being short torsoed and built like a construction worker means it doesn't immediately jump out at you. In all this is as successful at "passing" as I've seen a Pooner, more so to me than even the roided out Buck Angel types who, as jacked as they are you can still tell have female muscular development.
The "Dad Bod" helps her blend in. I've seen genuine male Doods at the site built like that, 9/10 on appearance 8/10 overall, only let down by the mastectomy scars and weird nipple placement, and the obviously female way she responds to comments (one thing that always gets them Clocked even when everything else passes muster).
Good going, KingBroDood!
 
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Procrastinhater said:
You can tell she has hips (not much you can do about those) but being short torsoed and built like a construction worker means it doesn't immediately jump out at you. In all this is as successful at "passing" as I've seen a Pooner, more so to me than even the roided out Buck Angel types who, as jacked as they are you can still tell have female muscular development.
The "Dad Bod" helps her blend in. I've seen genuine male Doods at the site built like that, 9/10 on appearance 8/10 overall, only let down by the mastectomy scars and weird nipple placement, and the obviously femal way she responds to comments (one thing that always gets them Clocked even when everything else passes muster).
Good going, KingBroDood!
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[fellow Kiwi compliments my find] I'm crying RN!
 
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Remember the fucking deep fake of Dementia Joe reading the YWNBAW copy pasta?
I fucking need Joe Biden reading this schizo Day of the Cement speech for... reasons. I just wish I knew how that fucking Biden YWNBAW was made.

Temperance XIV said:
https://www.reddit.com/search/?q=author%3Aphalloplasties&sort=new
https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22phalloplasties%22,%22resultSize%22:1000}
I think she deleted a bunch of her own threads, so those pooners are forever lost. 😢 Some threads still survive though.

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Some rare Toobs:
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Goddamn lol babybabybaby really fucking has a hate boner Pooner for this Kelvin Garrah lol.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
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Remember the fucking deep fake of Dementia Joe reading the YWNBAW copy pasta?
I fucking need Joe Biden reading this schizo Day of the Cement speech for... reasons. I just wish I knew how that fucking Biden YWNBAW was made.
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I typed it out, made an account on elevenlabs, but they want my money. not today tbh. here it is tho
Community for celebrating and mourning the transmasc bodies that were killed on the day of the cement. It is with a heavy heart that we remember the millions of transmasculine bodies that were killed when their vaginas were randomly and inexplicably filled with cement. They died with their vaginas still cemented shut. A tragic and unnecessary loss of life. we must do better to protect the transmasculine community, and to ensure that no one has to suffer such a fate again.
 
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Windows Error 98 said:
>boywithrats
Genuinely every single person online who owns pet rats is an alt woman or a ftm. I can tell from that alone that this troon is of the very feminine variety.
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Heyho there fellow Doods! I'm a new bro in town just lookin' for some other bro's to do man stuff with! HMU if you're interested in going hunting or Crocheting, Kings! Ps check out my heccin' little ratbro! I crocheted him a l'il jacket to keep him warm, any of you bros want me to make one for your rattybois I'll be glad to! Peace - AydinMcMann@notagirl.cope
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Oh what :story: she is a fucking Pooner come to life.
If she dressed like a Dood it would be perfect she has the fucking lips and everything.
Man this is a headfuck, a woman, who dresses like a fucking male troon LARPing as a woman... I'm getting a headache...
Chris was right about the Merge. These fucking things are manifesting in our reality lol.
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That is it. I’m pressing the fucking button.

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Temperance XIV said:
Bunch of pooner discussion and some art here:
https://old.reddit.com/r/ttttrans/search?q=pooner&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=relevance&t=all

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they are beautiful, they are my little angels
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mine too, li’l pooner, mine too
 
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