Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[DumbDude43]

>Sirius
fucking potterfags

 

[Raymond Burr in a Turban]

So bizarre, they look like alt-right memes. Maybe that's the idea, they're trying out-alt-right meme alt-right memes.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Also, unrelated?
Having done a Clint's reptiles style bit for the "Feeder Pooners for a Honsnake" ? I now kinda want to see a liddle Dood in a hamster or gerbil cage, or one of those plastic enclosures for them having a grand old time and then do an accompanying "So you've adopted a Pooner" care guideline.

It's autism, I recognize it's autism, but it entertains me and dehumanizes and belittles them, so a win win in my book.

 

[Quickfix]

I'm suprised the anti trans parts of the internet dosen't use "pinocchios" as a slang term for FTMs.

The joke is right there

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

OP revised to add some visual aids to Pooners and some more gross NSFW Pooners, also a Gender Neutralized shooter pooner.

Excellent job. The first post is now perfect and really sums up the horrific fascination of this thread.

 

[Tau Tack]

I'm suprised the anti trans parts of the internet dosen't use "pinocchios" as a slang term for FTMs.

The joke is right there

No-peen-occhio

 

[Procrastinhater]

Excellent job. The first post is now perfect and really sums up the horrific fascination of this thread.

Appreciate it thanks. Being featured caught me off guard, I tried to rush to get the OP in a more presentable order with as much info as I could in case it got used on MATI.
The original OP was a rush job, this was really just an art dump for people who already knew what they were. I didn't expect this much attention.
Fuckin' Pooners.

 

[Dan of Steel]

i didn't think it was possible, but pooners along with soyjak.party is the first time i've ever felt old online. these things are fucking horrific and I'm scared

 

[Mr Kingdom]

I dont even know any more mang

 

[TremendousBoredom]

i didn't think it was possible, but pooners along with soyjak.party is the first time i've ever felt old online. these things are fucking horrific and I'm scared

It's funny. I'm an old bastard, but these warped lil doods? Are actually making me feel young again. They're a return to form of the gross, almost dadaist "wtf?!?" of the earlier days of the internet.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I wanted to draw a tarot for pooner tarot cards, but I was bit busy.
Though, I am glad that my demiurge pooner drawing has inspired many farmers in this thread.

Since I wasn't able to poonerify a tarot card, I decided
to poonerify a popular music album cover.

Ladies, pooners and gentlemen
I give you...

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(I wanna make more of these because I believe
there's potential in this.)

I want to consider this as celebratory drawing for the thread being featured.

I'll add your credit for the Poonabaoth to the OP sorry I thought I had already.
The album cover is great.

 

[Zezima]

I suppose it's not surprising that it took a while for the female variant of the tranny to pop up.

I knew an old friend who's trying to do that whole ftm crap and I'm like, "You know, that's not how men act, they don't dress faggy nor do the stuff you're doing, I'm not sure where you're getting this false perspective from." she sperged out and I basically said, "you're better off being a tomboy then whatever this new trend is." and as usual, she got mad and blocked me. Been 4 years now, she probably hanged herself realizing nobody would want her after losing her assets. Oh well, life goes on.

Just some interesting insight I suppose.

 

[Little Pigboy]

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Thank you.

 

[a feel]

I'm suprised the anti trans parts of the internet dosen't use "pinocchios" as a slang term for FTMs.

The joke is right there

Except the little dood was actually able to grow a phallic appendage ...uh, naturally, if you will. Heccin more valid than pooners.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Except the little dood was actually able to grow a phallic appendage ...uh, naturally, if you will. Heccin more valid than pooners.

That makes it better, or sting more if you will. No matter how many lies they tell, they'll never get wood.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

Jissouseki for TIFs.

 

[Ser Prize]

Watching MATI today further reinforced that people like @Null are willfully ignorant of the pooner truth.

I've known several ftms in my real life and not a one has been sexually assaulted. That is an utter myth and paints them as victims. More likely from what I've seen is these girls got hardcore into yaoi and such and wanted to become the 'uwu yaoi boys'.

 

[DumbDude43]

Jissouseki for TIFs.

dood desu

 

[Frogget-me-not]

I've read it before, and tonight, I felt like torturing my last braincell with more stupidity, and struck gold. I post it here because it is such a beautiful example of pooner writing style.

She writes like Dylan Mulvaney. W for the pooner for writing like a male fag, or w for Dilly for writing like a woman?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I know EXACTLY what Pooners remind me of! They’re like Golliwoggs mixed with the TBH creature inbreed and SMASHED AND SLAMMED into a perfect mockery of God’s creation. Ironically both of these characters I meant Jones above were both created by women lmao. That goes into the other point. You will see a FTM make a Pooner meme more commonly than a MTF posting an Ackjak becuase of the Pooner’s inherent Femalebrain creation and the Malebrained acceptance and running with it. It’s design is inherently part of the “girly grotesque” popularized by second wave feminists during the underground comix craze of the 60s,and the Pooner’s satire of how Autohomophiles often dress and act like 13 year old boys (the use of Doods and Bros,the backwards cap and wiggish drag and such like that) come from the mean girl gossip mills that traumatized them into the AHP they are today. However these inherently masculine traits to the Pooner such as the post ironic acceptance of these caricatures as a “mascot” to rally for and an act of self reflection,being aware of their gripes and using it as a source of individualization,much like the adoption of chudjak like said earlier,just born directly in house.

Tl;Dr it’s like Gollywogg and Tbh autism creature inbreed and forced to listen to middle school gossip and dressed like a 13 year old boy